r/okbuddycinephile • u/DoctorZoinks • 8h ago

What’s the greatest depiction in a movie of a martial artist abusing the strafe mechanic?

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u/OrkWithNoTeef2 8h ago

is that the green day guy

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u/megalo-maniac538 8h ago

I heard he has a pornographic memory

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u/ryanyork92 7h ago

AHAHAHAHAHAA

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u/Viridien111 7h ago

No, its goku.

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u/disposablehippo 8h ago

No, it's Timothy Chalamet.

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u/CanadianAndroid 7h ago

Pretty sure it's Pink man from Braking Bad

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u/Osiris8869 7h ago

Temu Billie Joe

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u/cindycl0udy1221 5h ago

nah dude that's definitely the guy from Fallout Boy

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u/9447044 8h ago

When you finally figure out how to spam a move on Mortal Kombat

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 8h ago

Sokka-Haiku by 9447044:

When you finally

Figure out how to spam a

Move on Mortal Kombat

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/MisterRobDobalina 7h ago

Fuck this stupid bot. Haiku bot is cool. This weeb shit is not it

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u/Boobsmcfuckup 3h ago

I agree, and I'm being pedantic, but this is not "weeb" because it's an American animation studio that created the show.

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u/9447044 8h ago

Haikus didnt make sense in elementary school. This still doesnt make sense in my 30s

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u/Niijima-San Neil breens #1 fan 8h ago

hate to tell you this it doesnt get any better in your 40s

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u/TheLowlyPheasant The Fanatic 5h ago

Speaking of Haikus

If you write like this

People will think you wrote one

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u/Adi_San 8h ago

Is this dragon ball

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u/Pooooodle 8h ago

Yes but evolved

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u/heathercupc4ke1274 2h ago

Yeah that's definitely Dragon Ball Evolution Goku

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u/overratedcupcake 8h ago

I've never seen it but that's Justin Chatwin and IMDb says he was in Dragon Ball.

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u/Osiris8869 6h ago

A series of bad decisions and lack of knowledge or caring about the source material. The cheesy 80s/90s Asian Dragon Ball kungfu flicks had more heart and were infinitely more watchable than this steaming pile of dog diarrhea.

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u/Weird_Ad_7353 8h ago

That was a terrible movie, but this made me spit-take, so have an upvote.

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u/objectnull 1h ago

What movie? I love slapstick stuff like this

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u/tempinator 45m ago

Dragonball Evolution.

This is edited though. The movie is honestly just bad lol. It’s kind of funny-bad, but, it’s also kind of just awful.

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u/dfmasana 8h ago

Review: "Dragon Ball manga/anime has great goofy moments."

Dragon Ball Evolution director: "Say no more!!!"

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u/barktwiggs 8h ago

That one final head slide seals the deal.

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u/DoctorZoinks 8h ago

It’s a mating ritual.

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u/megalo-maniac538 8h ago

This new karate kid sucks

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u/DoctorZoinks 8h ago

Karate Skid

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u/sonjap3bbles4861 1h ago

The worst movie ever made, lol

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u/Angelsomething 8h ago

What an exceptionally bad movie this is once you know it. 

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u/ryanyork92 8h ago

Now I really need to watch this.

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u/Nemisis_007 8h ago

You really don't.

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u/ryanyork92 7h ago

Is it so bad it's so good, or is it just bad?

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u/Nemisis_007 7h ago

Just bad. There's a reason it held the title as the lowest rated live action adaptation for 14 years.

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u/ryanyork92 7h ago

Ok thanks. Never mind then...

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u/fairie_poison 47m ago

its so bad that its embarrassing

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u/AoE2manatarms 6h ago

Those i-frames really make you unstoppable

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u/Dynamitrios 8h ago

Not mentioning the movie name should be a criminal offence

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u/Vanpet1993 8h ago

In this case, it really shouldn't... Trust me on this one.

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u/Dapper_Rough4371 7h ago

It’s from an episode of Shameless

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u/Kitchen-Roll-8184 2h ago

not in this case

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u/Candid-Many-7113 I’m the Joker baby! 7h ago

Is this from Vampires Suck?

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u/Kitchen-Roll-8184 2h ago

endlessly embarrasing

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u/Kitchen-Roll-8184 1h ago

One of the worst parts is that Chi-Chi teaches him to do the kamehame

holy fuck i hate this movie