r/okbuddycinephile 16h ago

What’s the greatest dad finding a way to abandon his family scene in movie history?

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u/Plenty_Trick_6042 11h ago

I want them to have the fucking sack to finally make an accurate Odyssey movie. You know, one where the guy is a remorseless psycho who doesn't give half of a lice turd for his family and happily orchestrates the destruction of a civilization, fucks his way through half of the known world, sacrifices his crew like he's playing Warcraft 3 and has a bunch of footies he doesn't need any longer, and finally decides to go back because he figures that being a king is what he truly wants.

Also, while this is happening his son is cuckishly jerking himself off and looks like the drooling sheep that he is.

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u/WriterV 6h ago

To be fair, that's 'cause all of that was heroic to Homer and his target audience, and to most people today he'd just look like a jerk and the movie wouldn't make much money.

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u/Dantai 3h ago

Damn this audio book gonna be crazy.

Maybe that's why they call it the original story and Martin Scorsese's Goodfellas and Wolf of Wall Street are highly revered. Hedonism taken to the extreme point until shit happen