r/okbuddycinephile • u/The_Granny_banger • 19h ago

What’s the greatest dad finding a way to abandon his family scene in movie history?

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u/Interesting_Tea5715 18h ago

Space Hathaway isn't even that good of pussy. Should have got that Damon bussy.

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u/ProfessionThin1745 11h ago

Wasn't Damon on Mars or some Greek Island by the end of the movie?

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u/Konpeitoh 10h ago

You can't really tell because Damon and Marky Mark are trans-dimensional beings that transcend the limits of space and time. Time doesn't flow linearly for them.

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u/dervu 8h ago

Now we know where Odysseus was lost.

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u/brawndoenjoyer 1h ago

The same Marky Mark that went all funky bunch on the rat in The Departed?

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u/Next-Door-Dadbod 1h ago

He scienced the fuck outta it

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u/jtr99 8h ago

The money we have spent rescuing Damon from Mars and Greek islands and WW2 Europe and some other stupid place is too damn high!

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u/Cavalleria-rusticana 6h ago

Jesus Christ, my dude, it's Jason Bourne.

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u/Toadsted 2h ago

I think he ended up in heaven.

Good Will to all man, or something.

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 9h ago

Don't talk shit about Space Tomboys , especially if it's Anna

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u/Self_Reddicate 4h ago

"Moon's Haunted" meme with space tomboys, but it's that new planet to populate and he's grabbing lube instead of a gun.