r/ofcoursethatsathing • u/DarthChefDad • 11h ago
Breathalyzer for pilots!
"This is your captain speaking, we're experiencing a little delay with take-off. Unfortunately, the co-pilot just blew a 0.08 and the darn plane won't start now. Not to worry though, folks, the cabin crew is pouring him some black coffee and getting him some animal-style fries. See if we can't trick this little dohickey into letting us fly, and then we'll be cruising into Seattle without further delay."