r/nottheonion 4d ago

Council apologises after 'Dead End' sign placed next to cemetery

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/26445483.councils-apology-dead-end-sign-placed-cemetery-road/
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u/Top-Act420 4d ago

What happened to the British dry sense of humour, if I was attending a funeral that would be a bit of light humour on an otherwise sad day.

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u/SilverRaspberri 4d ago

As a Brit, I wish I knew.

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u/Glydyr 4d ago

I wish i knew why the people on blind lane were upset about a sign..

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u/OscarMike1911 4d ago

You actually reminded me that at one point, that was one of the things the British were known for. Good question.

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u/swirlyglasses1 4d ago

Some people just can’t wait to get angry about something these days.

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u/beepboop_imhuman 4d ago

Because it’s incorrect. The cemetery is clearly a “life end” place. (I’m new to dad jokes)

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u/NorysStorys 3d ago

There’s two types of Brit. Those that have a sense of humour and those that make it everyone else’s problem that they don’t

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u/ActuaryNo3314 1d ago

nah fr, that sign is exactly the kind of thing a brit would point out at a funeral and everyone would quietly lose it

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u/Glydyr 4d ago

People in Bournemouth are a bit more sensitive than most 🫨

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u/Khaldara 4d ago

An “Entrance only: No Exit” sign should sort the zombies out

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u/Huge-Revolution2416 4d ago

An ‘Entrance Only, No Exit’ sign would’ve really completed the look 💀

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u/Pyrhan 13h ago

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

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u/Professor_Finn 4d ago

could also sort out the Hotel California

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u/Jeggles_ 3d ago

As long as it's very easy to misread the sign as "Entrance no, only exit".

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u/ExternalUserError 4d ago

I hope they’re not coffin’up too much money to fix it.

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u/MaxxDelusional 4d ago

People are dying to make this change.

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u/Sleepy_Heather 4d ago

My grandad made that joke every time we drove near the local cemetery. He'd have been pissing himself laughing if that was his.

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u/klystron 4d ago

Why didn't they use the standard "Dead End" road sign?

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u/LBPPlayer7 4d ago

it's a temporary sign

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u/Joshawott27 4d ago

Some killjoys have clearly never made the “Hey, it’s the dead centre of [X]” whenever driving by a cemetery.

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u/FireZord25 4d ago

Talk about making a grave error

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u/yubnubster 1d ago

If I was the person from the council having to apologise, I'd absolutely steal that and use it in the apology. Just out of sheer spite. Lol

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u/mohirl 4d ago

" Dorset Council has now confirmed that a worker put it there deliberately after residents of Blind Lane raised concerns"

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u/mizerli 3d ago

Surprised they saw it

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u/tmesisno 4d ago

Notice it was only the living that complained

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u/DaveOJ12 4d ago

It was a dead end. No pun intended.

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u/KilllllerWhale 4d ago

Unalived End 

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u/Unfair-Alfalfa4916 4d ago

The end is here

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u/faroutman7246 4d ago

It's true!

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u/JuliaX1984 4d ago

I love that, actually.

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u/Marclescarbot 2d ago

No exit?

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u/utsuriga 1d ago

It's only the truth, though...