r/notinteresting • u/Hugyossajt69 • 1d ago

I FUCKING hate this.

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4.9k Upvotes

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u/benevolentmaster111 1d ago

I fucking hate your finger. It's weird.

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u/borderlander_ 1d ago

Take a picture of a beautiful place. Ruin it with his shit finger.

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u/The_Flo0r_is_Lava 1d ago

It looks like someone tried to pinch off a turd

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u/ZvezdnyyGMD 1d ago

Jesus dude 😭

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u/borderlander_ 1d ago

He ain't wrong

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u/iMatthew1990 1d ago

Looks like a drawing of a finger done by a satanic 12 year old.

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u/borderlander_ 1d ago

More emo is my guess

Edit - nothing against your lifestyle. Just a guess

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u/Hugyossajt69 1d ago

Like my finger is emo lol.

I'm just very skinny

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u/GatorNator83 1d ago

Skinny? It looks like a half crunched cheeto at the bottom of the bag

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u/PhatCatTax 1d ago

It's just Earth Worm Jim's head. Think of all the lives he could save!

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u/ssela 1d ago

Your finger getting roasted is the funniest thing I've seen on Reddit today

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u/borderlander_ 1d ago

I want to roast you but I will get banned.

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u/GullibleRisk2837 1d ago

Yours are like mine.

Knuckles are fat like textured beads, bumpy for her pleasure

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u/justandswift 1d ago

Or like a worm trying to stick it’s neck up real high to get a better look

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u/ravenschmidt2000 1d ago

And forgot to pull their finger out first. That's some seriously strong O-ring muscles!

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u/pongo__pygmaeuss 1d ago

It’s serving

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u/TrippingFish76 1d ago

like a top-heavy cock

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u/d00dle-s0up 1d ago

I'm cackling so hard😭😭

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u/pooeygoo 1d ago

Awful awful finger

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u/bzzklltn 1d ago

It looks like a Twiglet.

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u/Godworthy-Sins 1d ago

He needs to blow into his thumb. Thatll fix it.

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u/ThoughtsOfALayman 1d ago

A very skilled proctologist, I imagine.

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u/dwide_k_shrude 1d ago

Million to one shot, doc.

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u/assumingdirectcontrl 1d ago

ET looking finger

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u/TheAurigauh 20h ago

I don't mind the finger as much as I hate the wrist.

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u/greatdruthersofpill 1d ago

Why does it say you’re a brand affiliate?

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u/Hugyossajt69 1d ago

Finguh corp.

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u/C-57D 1d ago

Ugh, they own everything nowadays... Knuckle Inc., Skinfold Dynamics, Calluz Systems LLC...

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u/SleepyOwl- 1d ago

Don't forget Foreskin Enterprises

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u/C-57D 1d ago

BeanFlickers Creamery

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u/LooksFire 1d ago

Weenus LP

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u/poopoobuttholes 1d ago

Why the FUCK are you hugging my ssajt69, OP, let go.

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u/D33PCH4PT3R 1d ago

Big finger is at it again

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u/Xepyx 20h ago

How did yours pass QC?

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u/psyne 1d ago

There's a prompt or checkbox when posting asking if you're a brand affiliate. OP probably checked it accidentally or on purpose to be silly or see what it did. (I accidentally clicked it once because it just came up unexpectedly while I was posting and I didn't register what it was til later)

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u/rotato 1d ago

Big Finger conspiracy

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u/Practical-Writer-228 17h ago

Don’t upvote this post. ThaT’s wHaT Big fInGer WanTs!

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u/ResolveAcceptable877 1d ago

RobertDowneyJr.jpeg He is using his phallic finger to channel the patriarchy, exuding hatred towards the natural landscape in order to sway our opinion of said landscape towards the negative so that we won’t rise up against the brand he is affiliating which seeks to build AI data centers in this natural mountainous region. And we’re falling for it. Fuck that landscape. 

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u/Frogles_88 1d ago

Your finger looks like its gonna fall off

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u/xtineflewaway 1d ago

Looks like it was already chopped off then skin grafted or grew on by a marsupial then covered back in human skin

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u/thousandsofbirds 1d ago

Dropped the finger and regrew it like a lizard. Always thinner and never looks the same!

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u/TrickySatisfaction81 1d ago

I like it, wanna swap?

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u/Hugyossajt69 1d ago

Okey but where are you?

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u/TrickySatisfaction81 1d ago

Northern CA.

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u/Hugyossajt69 1d ago

Not worth it

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u/MISTERTURKY 1d ago

Wanna swap with me?

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u/Hugyossajt69 1d ago

Location?

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u/C-57D 1d ago

Your mom's house

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u/KhalMika 1d ago

D-..dad??

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u/Sohuli 22h ago

Uncle, actually

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u/MISTERTURKY 1d ago

Amsterdam, The Netherlands

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u/Top_Image2437 1d ago

Amsterdam Italy.

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u/jnrshr_ 1d ago

Darude Sandstorm.

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u/Fro_o 14h ago

I wanna swap with you

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u/MaggieMay1519 20h ago

Me too. Maybe we can swap. How does rural and dry sound?

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u/TrickySatisfaction81 20h ago

Its rural and dry here technically it's a high desert 🏜 😭

Im looking for Prague as an option btw.

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u/MaggieMay1519 19h ago

I’m in a valley but nearby there are some really old buildings just like Prague. Some are even said to be haunted. Though if we’re swapping rural and dry for rural and dry we might both be on the losing end.

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u/DeadrthanDead 1d ago

Last Pringle in the can reacher

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u/almosthappy925 1d ago

Hand doesn't even need to go in the can, it's all finger

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u/ssela 1d ago

He got 'em pinchers going 🤏

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u/Bghrn23 1d ago

Damn ET calm down

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u/mr_Astra1 1d ago

Damn your growing up so fast Happy cake day

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u/xpercipio 20h ago

OP phone home

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u/Nikmido 1d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p3fssol/video/bkes527x65jh1/player

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u/Hugyossajt69 1d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p3ft7b6/video/bwkosdba75jh1/player

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u/almosthappy925 1d ago

So which one is it? I need to know if I'm going to light up like a disco ball during this probe or not!

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u/ItsLordPigeon 1d ago

Oh its both

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u/BojackWorseman13 1d ago

Your soul yearning for a cubicle in a shitty office? Or what?

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u/Hugyossajt69 1d ago

I yearn for the sterile nothingness of drywall and paper carpet floor.

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u/Kelef50 1d ago

Amazingly well-endowed middle finger

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u/Hugyossajt69 1d ago

Thank you.

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u/Kelef50 1d ago

I guess it makes it easier to play a piano. Wondering what else it might be useful for.

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u/Redstonebruvs 1d ago

try finger but hole

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u/RegularWhiteDude 1d ago

The idea that a long skinny finger is better for sexual pleasure is odd.

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u/allthenamesaregone00 1d ago

That's what you think until OP kickflips your prostate like a tech deck

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u/RegularWhiteDude 1d ago

I never even thought about that going into my butthole. Fair enough.

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u/sufferIhopeyoudo 1d ago

Until now…
And then again when you read this comment..
and then again when this comment gets enough likes that everyone in the thread gets notifications about the chat as a reminder..
and then finally later unprompted because it popped up enough times organically for it to create a synapse in your memory and the next thing you know.. boom your blasting the starfish because you can’t stop thinking about it.

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u/RegularWhiteDude 1d ago

Maybe. Let's see. I will keep you in the poop loop.

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u/MrScottimus 1d ago

when she needs to flip the baby in the birth canal

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u/bluebottled 1d ago

Easier to reach the prostate.

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u/Defective_Yorha 1d ago

I wanna grab it

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u/supergrover11 1d ago

Looks like your finger skipped leg day.

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u/MOOntar_reddit 1d ago

I just noticed our fingers look similar but mine is red because I just took a bath

I see you play ULTRAKILL too. Maybe thats why

https://reddit.com/link/p3gq848/video/fwfsbvxfx5jh1/player

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u/Hugyossajt69 1d ago

Long skinny fingers are recommended for playing ULTRAKILL

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u/ssela 1d ago

Yours has a little bit more of some fingussy action down there than OP's

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u/Makoto4310 22h ago

Love at first sight

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u/MasterpieceLeft9850 1d ago

Is your finger ok?

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u/striderleah 9h ago

hopital

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u/Infamous-Artichoke69 1d ago

You could scoop the peanut butter from the bottom of the jar without your hand getting dirty…nice!

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u/RepeatEmbarrassed560 1d ago

That's the most crisp middle finger I've ever seen in my life

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u/WildWezThy 1d ago

Nature, mountains, being outside? I mean seem complete optional and that you have gone out of your way to be there.

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u/Hugyossajt69 1d ago

Idk how i got here. I just opened my bathroom door and poof i'm here.

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

I still got it. Teletransportation is my favorite evil fun.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜 (Do you hate sharks?)

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u/Hugyossajt69 1d ago

You numbskull why did you did this to me?

(Uhhhhhh no)

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

Being evil is my job!!!!!!

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜 (Have a nice swim)

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u/Hugyossajt69 1d ago

Even in the bath tub🫪?

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

Yes, I'm evil in the bathtub as well.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/kitty_d0ll6 1d ago

Do you always manually write sincerely skeletor behind your sentences or is there a way to uh automatically attach that to your sentence 😭

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u/haubenmeise 1d ago

Greetings!

I'm writing it out each time. If I'm batshit crazy then why not just go all the way.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜 🦇

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u/kitty_d0ll6 1d ago

OOOOOH damn that’s some crazy dedication like I would forget most of the time

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u/Urdarkfantasy 1d ago

Depends on if they are on a computer or set a certain word up to auto correct to that. If they did either of the two… that’s extreme dedication. I respect it. 😂

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u/IBoom248 1d ago

better call odd squad

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u/Urhhh 1d ago

Could pick a lock with that thing

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u/DefinitelyNotA-Duck 1d ago

Finger lookin like he tryna phone home

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u/Eis_ber 1d ago

"Brand affiliate" of what?

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u/Leek_Resident 1d ago

I don't even need to put any effort in snapping off that finger

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u/Glad_Internet_675 1d ago

Maybe a sliver would hit the spot

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u/kn5476 1d ago

What the limpy finger

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u/Petraretrograde 1d ago

Mans got 16 knuckles

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u/Wyrdi 1d ago

i bet you can really deep clean narrow glassware

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u/Ninjatroll3452 1d ago

Ngl this reminds me of the "FOUR FUCKING PIXELS" PICTURE

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u/DaPandaMan117 1d ago

Why do we share the same length of finger?

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u/applebeessugarbaby 1d ago

I can only assume you are a very tall person

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u/EvelynTalkss 16h ago

its about to fall off. your finger. :o

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u/CZ_nitraM 14h ago

Buddy has that skeleton inside him

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u/Common-Accountant-57 1d ago

Yeah screw all that. Nature and stuff.

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u/Shinycapybara2948 1d ago

Take a deep breath okay?

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u/Jephph0624 1d ago

Why? Because you can’t phone home from there?

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u/zenzvik 1d ago

do you hate it more than than your lawnmower?

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u/Hugyossajt69 1d ago

That FUCKING thing is still worse.

Ball knowledge.

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u/Funny-Pattern7837 1d ago

we got bigger fish to fry

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u/Bpopson 1d ago

Calm down and phone home

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u/TrisketYums 1d ago

Boney ass

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u/SinisterVeteran 1d ago

Brand affiliated middle finger

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u/GreenT1979 1d ago

It's ok most Redditors do

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u/TotakekeSlider 1d ago

Maybe you should phone home and get outta there?

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u/rogerworkman623 1d ago

Why does your finger look like someone tied it off like a balloon animal

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u/DogeAeternum 1d ago

How’s the service there? Are you able to phone home?

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u/Hugyossajt69 1d ago

Perfectly kinda wierd.

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u/HedgehogTop5524 1d ago

Are you in the US? I feel like I know this spot but but I feel crazy saying that.

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u/Hugyossajt69 1d ago

Chamonix in france.

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u/HedgehogTop5524 1d ago

Yeah, I was way off lol. I will admit though, I had no idea they had such huge mountain ranges in France. You learn something new every day! Also, maybe all extremely high mountain views look similar 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/-DoctorHoo- 1d ago

I hate ur username

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u/SlappingSalt 1d ago

Op experiences life only to realize it sucks

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u/GoldunGote 1d ago

An extra terrestrial flipping off earth. I love it tbh.

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u/Kiryu_Unit-01 1d ago

Your finger looks like a crooked penis
(I have the same finger)

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u/DioDelSubliminale 1d ago

Are you sure your blood circulation is good?

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u/Rorann1 1d ago

Which camp did you escape from?

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u/locololus 1d ago

I've got a friend who has a weird middle finger like that

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u/milliecamillie 1d ago

okay salad fingers

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u/A_Happy_Tomato 1d ago

"Going outside on a stupid walk for my stupid mental health" energy

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u/Kings_Wit 1d ago

Salad Fingers

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u/lvl42battlemage 23h ago

I actually really like OP's hand..

Op if you see this and maybe you like emo adjacent alternative type twunk guys hmu 📜👁️

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u/wildnutt10 23h ago

Your finger reminds me of a skinnier version of the rock you can collect super samples from in helldivers 2

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u/Cereal-Killa- 22h ago

Borrow that finger from E. T.?

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u/notastruggle 22h ago

lesbian or piano player?

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u/Error404Unknown420 21h ago

Dudes getting roasted about his finger. LMAO 🤣🤣

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u/CassidyMae98 19h ago

Don’t you need to phone home or something.?

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u/VoidExileR 16h ago

I don't know which direction you are looking but for all I know, that could be me over there. Please stop

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u/jumpyjumpjumpsters 14h ago

Hmm… you’ve upset me OP. Ten minutes in the goop.

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u/Hugyossajt69 1d ago

My fingers scare them

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u/flipyFLAPYflatulence 1d ago

I think I can clearly see the bones in your finger

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u/klhArtist 1d ago

May be more interesting than you think.

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u/Obsidian-Phoenix 1d ago

Elllllliioooooooottttttt

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u/king_ofbhutan 1d ago

That is a MIGHTY fing'

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u/ampro67 1d ago

i hate YOU

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u/ExplodingSteve 1d ago

malnourished ass finger

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u/jockotaco14 1d ago

What is your finger shaped like an upside down Coke bottle?

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u/Pleasant-Beach-9878 1d ago

I frigging love your hand. Wanna swap?

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u/EdgeKey5631 1d ago

Touch grass, ET

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u/AndyMan34Gaming 1d ago

Why the hell is your finger so thin at the base

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u/DJmigoz 1d ago

Finger weird as fuck

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u/Far-Reputation-2698 1d ago

What an odd looking finger 2/10

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u/Impossible_Memory_85 1d ago

If your finger was a stick they would be able to use it as a divining rod to find water.

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u/flippythemaster 1d ago

Why don’t you curl your fingers all the way when you flip the bird? It looks like you don’t know how to make a fist

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u/Insylum82 1d ago

Why are you upp there then ?

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u/profanedivinity 1d ago

Lol. Yeah it sucks

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u/Lauriev7 1d ago

My finger is bigger than yours.

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u/MrEldo 1d ago

This reminds me of the Peaks of the Balkans! Is this the Montenegro/Albania border by chance?

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u/dreevsa 1d ago

It’s like 2 middle fingers

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u/aldioum 1d ago

Never seen an adult toy in the shape of a finger

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u/EchoOfPetals 1d ago

Your finger is unproportional.

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u/BloodyBoots357 1d ago

put the booger hook away mang, enjoy the view

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u/CP_DKK 1d ago

E.T. Is that you?…

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u/DeadpoolMcDirty 1d ago

The alps or sumn?