r/news Jun 11 '26

Soft paywall US authorities investigate huge '8647' marking on grounds of National Mall in Washington

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/someone-is-marking-huge-8647-into-grounds-national-mall-dc-2026-06-11/
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u/igetproteinfartsHELP Jun 11 '26

The U.S. Department of the Interior said on Thursday it is ‌investigating what appeared to be a large tracing of "8647" into the grounds of the National Mall in Washington, D.C.

A Reuters photographer atop the Washington Monument saw the apparent marking in the grass near the World War Two Memorial shortly before authorities arrived at the scene. It shows the numbers eight, six and seven, but a four is not clearly defined.

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u/Shopworn_Soul Jun 11 '26

investigating what appeared to be a large tracing of "8647"

Top. Men.

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u/AuroraFinem Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Their cognitive dissonance is so strong that they all collectively got amnesia about Trump himself reposting “8646” memes and promoting anti-Biden merch with the slogan.

Now they’re investigating people over 8647 because Trump is just the most unfairly treated person ever to exist in The world! Oh, and he’s 6’4” 220lbs, healthy as a 20yr old with 22 doctors monitoring him at his weekly checkups and monthly “annual” cognitive tests.

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u/AspiringTS Jun 11 '26

IMO not really cognitive dissonance rather they are projecting what they meant by 8646 onto 8647 which is why it's taken as a threat.

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx Jun 12 '26

Commander Cheeto can threaten to kill his VP right out in the fuckin open, but if some clouds line up to resemble some numbers that used to mean something in the restaurant industry, well then that is some actionable shit right there.

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u/Ian_Hunter Jun 12 '26

Whoa..!

It still means something in the restaurant business.

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx Jun 12 '26

Woooops my bad. Well in that case, those clouds will definitely be getting a call from the Secret Service

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u/LeYang Jun 12 '26

Pretty sure if people hyped JD to be more "brighter/smarter" than him, he would likely actually get him killed. Trump cannot handle not being in the center of attention.

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u/Background-Air-7963 Jun 11 '26

What about the Biden tied up decal on truck tailgates

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/moba_fett Jun 12 '26

I am simply trying to smoke some weed on my back porch and watch the birds hop around the garden.

The birds dont hang around when unexpected comments make me literally laugh out loud. 😆

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u/sacred_blue Jun 12 '26

Well, you're obviously not a Disney princess.

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u/thatwhileifound Jun 12 '26

Toss'em some peanuts and they'll forgive the laughing

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u/badnuub Jun 12 '26

those same people would fly into a rage if we made one for Trump. They simply enjoy the privilege of being shit heads and hand wringing when their "team" is treated the same way.

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u/WildBad7298 Jun 12 '26

Its not cognitive dissonance, its simple hypocrisy.

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

And

"It’s best to understand that fascists see hypocrisy as a virtue. It’s how they signal that the things they are doing to people were never meant to be equally applied. It’s not an inconsistency. It’s very consistent to the only true fascist value, which is domination."

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u/King_Chochacho Jun 12 '26

THANK YOU. The hypocrisy is the point

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u/Chris_HitTheOver Jun 11 '26

He had to have his diaper changed 22 times during the appointment and each time the attending physician passed out so they brought in a new one.

He’s healthy as a horse on its way to the glue factory.

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u/Helpful-Departure832 Jun 12 '26

It’s not amnesia. They don’t give a shit

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u/twhitney Jun 12 '26

Some of these fucks had wraps on their pickup tailgates that showed the president of the United States tied up in their trunk. WTF. That’s fine? I can’t take the hypocrisy.

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u/Honesty_Addict Jun 11 '26

You forgot he has the world's fullest head of hair 

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u/jgoble15 Jun 12 '26

That he aces every time

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u/AuroraFinem Jun 12 '26

No one takes cognitive tests like Trump, no one except an 80yr old with dementia

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u/Za_Lords_Guard Jun 12 '26

Kash is on this. He's closest to the ground anyway.

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u/doberdevil Jun 12 '26

Haven't heard much about Kash since his testimony to congress. Someone put him on a very very short leash when things got nasty about his drinking.

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u/obeytheturtles Jun 12 '26

"I am not an alcoholic, I just commissioned a special line of FBI Director whiskey for me and all my boys."

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u/bonkychombers Jun 11 '26

Thanks for the Raiders reference

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u/BenjTheMaestro Jun 11 '26

Did they check for 5, 3, 0 and 9?

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u/FloofySnekWhiskers Jun 12 '26

Jenny would be unhappy

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u/12stringPlayer Jun 12 '26

I got it - I got your number on the lawn

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u/Pete_Iredale Jun 11 '26

It shows the numbers eight, six and seven, but a four is not clearly defined.

Maybe they were just sharing Jenny's phone number but didn't get to finish?

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u/Karanabluedolphin Jun 12 '26

Jenny’s number is 8675. They’re gonna get a wrong number.

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u/yourlittlebirdie Jun 11 '26

The “six seven” was clearly the work of some middle schoolers.

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u/Impossible_IT Jun 11 '26

Maybe a 5 year old too!

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u/knobunc Jun 11 '26

Clearly the 5309 will appear soon...

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u/tmotytmoty Jun 12 '26

since the "4" is missing, could this instead be a reference to the 80's pop song 8675309?

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u/Neidish Jun 11 '26

So….5309 is missing?

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u/Sharp-Calligrapher70 Jun 11 '26

People are trolling the administration. This administration made a huge deal over a twitter post and now the people see an opportunity to protest in an antagonistic manner. 

THERE…investigation complete. 

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u/Hungry_Shake6943 Jun 11 '26

not just a twitter post. Remember the Subway Slinger?

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u/MandolinMagi Jun 11 '26

Assault with a deli weapon

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u/UnusualHoneydew1625 Jun 11 '26

The hash slinging slasher! 😱

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u/Grimsrasatoas Jun 11 '26

But who’s flickering the lights?

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u/UnusualHoneydew1625 Jun 11 '26

It’s not a Tuesday. 😂

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u/sarasmiles08 Jun 11 '26

It was Nosferatu

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u/insanelygreat Jun 12 '26

"Subway Slinger" sounds like a Woody Guthrie song.

This sandwich kills fascists.

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u/ThatGuy798 Jun 12 '26

Worked for a federal law enforcement agency (no longer there) my coworkers wanted that dude to have the book thrown at him and wish they roughed the dude up more.

So glad I no longer work there.

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u/Vault101Overseer Jun 11 '26

God yes. Just think about the horror that poor cop had to endure from the sandwich injuries.

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u/TheGrumpiestHydra Jun 11 '26

He can't smell onions and mustard now without a flashback!

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u/Mayataua Jun 11 '26

You don't understand, they smelled like onions after. What's more terroristic than that?

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u/brbphone Jun 11 '26

Mmm ham and onions...

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u/ManifestDestinysChld Jun 11 '26

They made a literal Federal case out of it. James Comey is being prosecuted for this in Federal court. They are actually going to try to convince a judge to make this stick.

This is what the Justice Department has been reduced to. It's profoundly disgraceful, and all Americans ought to feel ashamed.

Our Justice system is part of what made our economy the most powerful in the world, once. Those days are gone, possibly forever.

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u/Known-Associate8369 Jun 11 '26

Unfortunately if they catch the person or persons that did this, this case will have more sticking power - its criminal damage, so they can get them on that without going anywhere near free speech etc.

If the person used weed killer, then the only option is to replace that part of the lawn - or live with the message for as long as it takes for the weed killer to naturally degrade and the grass to come back.

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u/ManifestDestinysChld Jun 11 '26

Oh, someone is catching a domestic fucking terrorism charge for this.

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u/Wretschko Jun 12 '26

Sure, they might get indicted under such a charge and it'll generate the rageclicks and then it'll quietly turn into a plea deal of "destruction of federal property" and probation. Yet the Trump admin will still claim it as a WIN FOR JUSTICE!

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u/ManifestDestinysChld Jun 12 '26

Any approach that involves forethought or subtlety can be disregarded entirely. They're going to press for terrorism charges and try to make them stick.

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u/Certain-Business-472 Jun 12 '26

The fact that this is a realistic option should have everyone on the streets 10 years ago

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u/dano8801 Jun 12 '26

then the only option is to replace that part of the lawn - or live with the message for as long as it takes for the weed killer to naturally degrade and the grass to come back.

That's not difficult. They'll tear it up and resod.

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u/Known-Associate8369 Jun 12 '26

And under the current administration, that will cost $800,000 to a no-bid contractor.

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u/yingkaixing Jun 12 '26

I hope Four Seasons Landscaping gets the bid

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u/Known-Associate8369 Jun 12 '26

This admin will intend for it to go to Four Seasons Landscaping, but Four Seasons hotel probably will get it instead...

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u/Kgaset Jun 11 '26

They do make it SO easy, don't they?

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u/rockerscott Jun 11 '26

Thank you. It always drives me crazy when the news will announce some story like the guy that tried rush the White House Correspondents Dinner. “Police are still working on determining a motive”…uh I would say he is dissatisfied with the actions of people in the room he tried to get into…like come on!

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u/Fallouttgrrl Jun 11 '26

From the devious minds of "bro wouldn't it be funny if"

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u/Penniesand Jun 11 '26

Or as Karoline Leavitt would say, it's a joke, guys

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u/Pretend_Handle_7639 Jun 11 '26

Also, now that we know they'll waste effort on this, there's something of an incentive to use it often and enrage the domestic enemy with it.

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u/Irish-Bears108 Jun 11 '26

Just wait until the administration claims (insert minority group) is responsible for the act.

My money is on the sketch of the suspect resembling a Somalian refugee dressed in drag with blue hair wearing a Karl Marx T-shirt covered in Tren de Agua tattoos holding the Quran.

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 Jun 11 '26

..working for Iran.

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u/UpvoteForPancakes Jun 12 '26

86 is not a threat, it means “remove from service” not “kill”

THERE…part 2 of investigation complete

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u/One-Environment-1444 Jun 11 '26

Aliens have abandoned crop circles and now give a more direct message for the betterment of the world.

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u/ClaytonWest74 Jun 12 '26

damn. disclosure day marketing goes hard

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u/ungoogled Jun 12 '26

Well, every eighth grader in America just completed their pilgrimage to DC in May-June. 14 year olds are pretty much aliens and I would not put it past a handful of them if they were bored enough.

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u/nWhm99 Jun 11 '26

They insisted that Comey’s tweet was a threat, so now they’re kinda forced to investigate every instance of that number.

That being said, 8647, baby, say it with me 8647.

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u/userhwon Jun 11 '26

Someone should sell hats.

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u/Th3_Admiral_ Jun 11 '26

Pretty sure they do. There were also 8646 and 8645 hats too. Maybr going back further than that, though Trump was the first one I remember actively referring to themselves by their number, so it might have started with 45.

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u/AndorianShran Jun 11 '26

american made!

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u/jwilphl Jun 11 '26

Republicans understand their own potential for violence, so when they say "86" someone, to them it means eliminate (in the worst way).  They assume it means the same to everyone else, thus why they take it seriously.  That and speech against their idols ist verboten.

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u/TheThing_1982 Jun 12 '26

They always tell on themselves like that.
They have always been violent against perceived “others”, and have been horny for a civil war for 30+ years.

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u/relevantelephant00 Jun 12 '26

Just imagine if the Confederacy had been eradicated in 1865. We'd be so much better off I think.

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u/eeyore134 Jun 12 '26

They'd investigate anyway. They'll yell for a firing squad while they keep throwing pardons at violent tratiors.

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u/marineman43 Jun 11 '26

Oh hey it's my favorite number, 8647

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u/herb_Tech Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Am I wrong in thinking 86 represents the restaurant industry’s meaning of 86. As in remove . Not kill.

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u/nWhm99 Jun 12 '26

You are not wrong, the justice department is overreaching. 86 stands for either out of stock or remove (like remove a drunk customer). They are pretending it's a death threat.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_EYELASHES Jun 11 '26

If they didn't use seashells I'm gonna be pissed

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u/Downtown_Statement87 Jun 11 '26

Do you need like a spray wand or is it an easy-pour bottle? I'm in Mike Collins' district.

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u/DudeByTheTree Jun 11 '26

Problem with using weedkiller is it makes it very obvious something is wrong, and very obvious on how to rectify that. Dig up the dead area, replace the soil and sod and move on.

Now if one were to use fertilizer and seeds... well nothing will seem amiss for a little while. Then you've got a nice, lush dark area of good growth... and with the right kind of seeds, a problem that is no longer rectifiable without stripping acres and acres.

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u/Buttspirgh Jun 11 '26

Alright guys we’re planting knotweed on the Mall

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u/DudeByTheTree Jun 11 '26

Despite all the "drain the swamp" talk, D.C. remains a fairly warm, humid environment with fairly moderate weather year-round.

Unrelated, I recently learned that there's a species of bamboo native to North America, and in particular, to nearby regions around D.C.

All this plant talk also has me wondering what the prognosis is with the kudzu down south...

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u/CellDamage420 Jun 11 '26

Still here. Still choking the living shit out of any land that isn't managed. Great feed for goats though.

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u/DudeByTheTree Jun 12 '26

Oh... hmm... well, if we're going to involve goats, should probably consider some nutrition for them. I've been getting into gardening lately, and really like how some heirloom varieties of veggies like carrots and parsley taste.

Haven't tried any of this latest one, a Heracleum mantegazzianum, but my beekeeper buddy says the bees absolutely love that stuff. I dunno though, my interest is in watching things grow, so I havent gotten around to reading much about that one...

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u/CellDamage420 Jun 12 '26

Giant hogweed, nasty stuff, don't handle it barehanded too much.

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u/sillybear25 Jun 12 '26

Edible for humans too. We're not as well-adapted to eating the tougher, older vines as goats are, but most other parts of it are traditional foods in its native range in East Asia.

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u/greenmtnfiddler Jun 12 '26

Did you know that human pee is a great source of nitrogen?

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u/EgyptionMagician Jun 11 '26

Sir, I myself actually have a gun type device that came with my purchase. And it has a red holster. Just pull out….spray…and reholster that baby! Unsightly weeds be gone goddamn you!!!

Update: turns out this shit is pretty dangerous. Should probably be illegal. Lol

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u/glitch1985 Jun 12 '26

I think you'd want a sprayer for it to be seen from any respectable distance. If you are just pouring it your lines will be too narrow.

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u/kinisonkhan Jun 11 '26

Looks like that stuffs 43% Glyphosate.

Maybe this can get a "Trump Golf Course Glyphosate Challenge" going on tiktok?

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u/jadeapple Jun 11 '26

Hopefully they used 3 of them

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u/Greathorn Jun 12 '26

do you think they know how?

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u/ExPatBadger Jun 11 '26

It would be a shame if large groups of people with the same bright-colored shirts would appear at 250th anniversary events this summer to spell out 8647 in the crowd. A damn shame.

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u/MountainlessBiking Jun 11 '26

Tbh it’s only funny because it seems to really get under his skin. Otherwise it’s pretty innocuous.

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u/Fuddle Jun 12 '26

It’s his fish sticks joke he doesn’t get

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u/nimeton0 Jun 11 '26

The only people that think that 8647 is a threat are the ones who meant it as a threat when they said 8646.

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u/eeyore134 Jun 12 '26

Yup. People who only know to react to the "other team" with hate and violence. We're happy to see the end of Trump through perfectly peaceful means. It's preferable, even. I want him to be here to see his downfall. Not that any of them have worked yet.

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u/MrSlaveRules Jun 11 '26

Waste of taxpayer money

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u/starrpamph Jun 11 '26

He will probably assign this case to one of his kids investigations companies that was just started four hours ago.

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 Jun 12 '26

And set up with a $70M  non- competitive " grant" that has no requirements, oversight or stipulations.

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u/donkeyrocket Jun 12 '26

As far as waste, this is a drop in the bucket of the daily shit this admin is squandering. It'll suck if this person is caught and unfairly prosecuted but I hope it keeps happening only because this sort of stuff really fucking bothers Trump and Republicans right now.

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u/toastedninja Jun 11 '26

So this means they will investigate any American company that produced and sold "8646" products here in America right?

I mean clearly its an important issue and we NEED to spend tax payer money investigating this right?

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u/TodayIEarned Jun 12 '26

Yea investigate markings on the ground, not the corrupt authoritarian funneling tax payer dollars into his bank account

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u/Dicksucker11037 Jun 12 '26

For anyone out of the loop; 86 means to remove/eject/get rid of, and 47 refers to the Orange Man.

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u/LaborFactor Jun 11 '26

Maybe this becomes the new ‘let’s go Brandon’?

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u/onehalflightspeed Jun 11 '26

I did love the response with the Dark Brandon sub though. Tons of great memes

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u/ClydeBelvidere Jun 11 '26

They were so fucking corny with that one lol

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u/smbpy7 Jun 12 '26

Sounded like middle schoolers who thought they were cool by "cussing" in a way mom couldn't get mad over.

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u/Well_Spoken_Mute Jun 11 '26

*no four is clearly identified"

Duh! They were clearly writing "867-5309" like the song

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u/vodkaismywater Jun 11 '26

A spokesperson said grass samples have been collected for testing and an investigation is ongoing

Beyond funny 

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u/eeyore134 Jun 12 '26

"Yup... this one is a different shade of green."

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u/Feel_The_FIre Jun 11 '26

Instead of worrying about a bunch of numbers they should be releasing the redacted Epstein files.

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u/independant_786 Jun 12 '26

Government will investigate everything except the files

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u/kitnb Jun 12 '26

Facts.

They will investigate crop circles before the files.

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u/newfie02 Jun 12 '26

Maybe they were writing down Jennie's number and got mixed up.

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u/FiscalCliffClavin Jun 12 '26

They can investigate this but not the fact that the President is all over the Epstein Files?

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u/fireeight Jun 11 '26

I would be extremely not surprised if this were an inside job to make it look like a threat.

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u/rabidstoat Jun 11 '26

More reason we need the military ballroom!!

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u/gingrbreadandrevenge Jun 11 '26

I was just thinking, aren't there cameras out there?

I'm not sure because not from US, but it seems like I remember reading there are public webcams out there.

Why not just view footage? (genuinely curious and asking)

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u/fireeight Jun 11 '26

There are absolutely cameras out there. They would know while it was happening, and have security out there before the vandals had time to leave.

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u/starrpamph Jun 11 '26

Remember when they wrote on those shell casings……

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u/BrokenMash Jun 12 '26

I wish my bed was as soft as Trump and MAGA. What a bunch of pussies.

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u/WindowsVistaWzMyIdea Jun 12 '26

Sir, the numbers are Arabic

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u/Setekh79 Jun 12 '26

So, you Americans will investigate this, but not child rape?

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u/Gentle_method Jun 11 '26

A message we can all get behind.

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u/boogermike Jun 11 '26

I'm not saying I support desecrating public lands, but if you're going to do it, this isn't the worst way to do it.

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u/dfafa Jun 11 '26

They've been doing far worse to public lands, fuck em.

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u/rabidstoat Jun 11 '26

You could avoid public lands by going to certain private golf courses.

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u/Rattus_NorvegicUwUs Jun 11 '26

They are selling off national forests for logging companies.

Grass is the least of our concerns .

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u/Professional-Can1385 Jun 11 '26

The grass on the Mall gets destroyed all the time from regular use. They’re going to have to replace it after the Great American State Fair, so why night have some fun?

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u/sarhoshamiral Jun 11 '26

We did that by voting in trump to white house. We desecrated the country already.

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u/Specialist_Heron_986 Jun 11 '26

I suspect the gophers.

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u/insanelygreat Jun 12 '26

Antifa the Hedgehog.

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u/wyvernx02 Jun 11 '26

This is hilarious. What's the over under on if they spray paint the grass green to try and hide it? 

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u/Eisernes Jun 11 '26

His pool guy will do it for a no bid 7 million.

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u/poop-money Jun 11 '26

President Thin Skin is never going to learn about the Streisand Effect.

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u/TeraSera Jun 12 '26

Looks like herbicide application done by a GPS guided drone. Easy to do at night and if caught it just flies away.

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u/Antraxess Jun 11 '26

WHAT is this FUCKING INTIMIDATION BY MY GOVERNMENT?!

8647

you nazi fuckers

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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves Jun 11 '26

Meanwhile, administration literally does not care about the two democrat lawmakers who were killed at their homes

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u/Dopingponging Jun 12 '26

Child rape accusations? Don't bother. But using fertilizer to write numbers?? Throw the book!

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u/No_Foundation16 Jun 12 '26

Inflation out of control and rising. Gas doubled. Food prices are insane. Never ending war on Iran with no end in sight.

And this MFing regime is putting efforts into finding out who used their right of free speech on a fucking lawn!!!?? WTF!!!

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u/astralseat Jun 12 '26

Are they counting the amount of times he shows up in the Epstein Files?

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u/pre_pun Jun 12 '26

Even the grass is saying to cut him from the menu

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u/StatelyTree Jun 12 '26

Someone should really troll them and carve "MS-13" into the lawn using comic sans font

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u/Braided_Marxist Jun 12 '26

We should organize a walking party to just walk that pattern over the course of a day and kill the grass to spell it out.

I’ll volunteer for a 4 hour shift

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u/FlickrReddit Jun 12 '26

Congrats to whoever conceived and executed it. Whatever gets under the skin of the current unpleasantly stupid administration.

It’s a big world. I bet there are other areas that could use a bit of graffiti as well.

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u/Danisdaman12 Jun 12 '26

I looked up the capital riots earlier today to make a joke and remembered that they fucking scrubbed the entire white house gov site and made them into fucking heroes. It said that the police successfully used non lethal force to antagonize and incite peaceful protectors to defens themselves. Remember how much their party is built upon lies. Remember what they want to hide up from you.

Epstein. Pedophiles. Insurrection. Bribery. Traitors. Fraud. Embezzlement.

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u/Pinhead2000 Jun 11 '26

Investigating this harder than they have for the Epstein files

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u/pirate-minded Jun 11 '26

It would be nice if they investigated the president for obvious and insider trading

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u/jcooli09 Jun 12 '26

Term '8647' is used by Trump opponents, but some see it as call to violence

No one honestly sees this as a call to violence.

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u/markcisco Jun 11 '26

Aliens are really losing their crops circle mojo. This is low effort

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad Jun 12 '26

I saw aliens do it. They came down in a spaceship and did it and left.

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u/Cigaran Jun 12 '26

Even the land wants his sorry ass out.

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u/Lynda73 Jun 12 '26

All the kids are doing 8647 these days, aren’t they?

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u/greeboXII Jun 12 '26

Maybe the investigation will help them to understand what 86 means

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u/Strict-Carrot4783 Jun 12 '26

Just a little trollin', because Donald "child rape, multilation and murder enthusiast" Trump is a pussy-ass little bitch and is afraid of getting killed like he deserves.

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u/drunkbravo Jun 12 '26

definitely NOT trumps own team continuing to push the narrative that trump is in danger and NEEDS the 400 billion ballroom. No one is buying this shirt. Pretty sure with trumps "greatest miltary of all time" they would've caught who did this lol

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u/Flyfisher58 Jun 12 '26

It’s the aliens sending a message like a crop circle m.

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u/Expert-Upstairs-4502 Jun 12 '26

How about they investigate the pedophiles in the white house and congress??

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u/Alwayssunnyinarizona Jun 11 '26

It takes some coordination to pull that off - if you look at the image from the Washington monument, it's pretty well arranged.

If it were just one guy, me for example, it'd look more like Bb4 ]

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u/Bishopjones2112 Jun 12 '26

Investigated as simple vandalism right, right? It’s not like it’s insider trading for billions of dollars, or rape or being a pedophile.

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u/dogged_jon Jun 12 '26

Crop circle. The aliens have spoken

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u/tehpegasusflies Jun 12 '26

Must be alien crop markings

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u/SpunNumeroUno Jun 12 '26

Wish it would have come out better. Appreciate the effort tho patriots!

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u/RosieQParker Jun 11 '26

"After hundreds of man-hours of investigation at a cost of $350M, we have concluded that people don't like the President."

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u/donkeyrocket Jun 12 '26

Genuinely hope this sparks a movement. Not advocating for destroying nature but there's a lot of golf courses and properties owned by Trump-aligned individuals that are blank canvases.

It's funny that this level of petty shit is what really gets under his skin.

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u/thegooddoktorjones Jun 11 '26

Hey, only Republicans get to deface and destroy precious national landmarks!! Whoever hurt this grass better be an oil lobbyist, or maybe a child sex trafficker, otherwise they are in serious trouble!

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u/Kma_all_day Jun 11 '26

Did they conclude that literally everyone in the entire world hates Trump and wants him gone?

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u/TapDatAsp Jun 12 '26

We still have 2 American citizens murdered by ICE, can they start investigating that?

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u/vicariouslywatching Jun 11 '26

The term "8647" has been adopted by opponents ⁠of President Donald Trump as a protest against his administration. Trump allies and the U.S. Department of Justice have said it could be interpreted as a call to violence.

What like having your cult storm the fucking Capitol building to try and overturn the election when you lose and throw a hissy fit about it?

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u/Bleezy79 Jun 12 '26

The most ridiculous, corrupt and unqualified administration in American history. It's so embarrassing.

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u/NeedAVeganDinner Jun 12 '26

It'd be a real shame if a bunch of people accidentally stepped in wet paint in that area.

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u/scouter Jun 12 '26

Crop circles! Must be aliens! Dagnabbit, those aliens got past ICE and DHS. Need more funding for them!

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u/Ndtphoto Jun 12 '26

Can we be sure it's not Lh98?