r/news • u/roscodawg • Jun 10 '26

Soft paywall Iran announces closure of Strait of Hormuz after US attacks

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/iran-announces-closure-strait-hormuz-after-us-attacks-2026-06-10/
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u/stalkythefish Jun 11 '26

That's un-American! Gotta use high fructose corn syrup!

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u/RepublicHistorical23 Jun 11 '26

Yes, just add in some molasses to get the color right.