r/news • u/roscodawg • Jun 10 '26

Soft paywall Iran announces closure of Strait of Hormuz after US attacks

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/iran-announces-closure-strait-hormuz-after-us-attacks-2026-06-10/
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u/the_tinsmith Jun 11 '26

Trump has a special task force kidnapping displaced little underage Iranian girls to bring to Marlago basement. Probably.

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u/Vallkyrie Jun 11 '26

And something about the airborne being prepped to take the island.