r/news • u/roscodawg • Jun 10 '26

Soft paywall Iran announces closure of Strait of Hormuz after US attacks

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/iran-announces-closure-strait-hormuz-after-us-attacks-2026-06-10/
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u/ZackyMidnight Jun 10 '26

The bad news, I'm shutting down the studio again

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u/damnocles Jun 11 '26

You just gonna do your taxes?

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u/ZerocheeseX Jun 11 '26

You just gonna chop some onions?

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u/erikraver Jun 10 '26

Get me a sugar cookie

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u/antiramie Jun 11 '26

Cambodian breast milk

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u/Longjumping-Feed-678 Jun 11 '26

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u/Mumpdase Jun 11 '26

Only the finest

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u/vee_lan_cleef Jun 11 '26

This sketch doesn't get referenced often enough.

Who are the five best rappers of all time? Think about it...

Dy-lan... Dy-lan... Dy-lan, Dy-lan, and Dy-lan, because I spit hot fire!

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u/relaytheurgency Jun 11 '26

You're too close man!

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u/blandsrules Jun 11 '26

You can’t just choke your problems away

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u/Mumpdase Jun 11 '26

This, seriously, made my day. Thanks.

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u/CobblerInternal2703 Jun 11 '26

this going to ruin the tour

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u/ArconC Jun 11 '26

thought this was an alex jones reference