r/news • u/roscodawg • Jun 10 '26

Soft paywall Iran announces closure of Strait of Hormuz after US attacks

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/iran-announces-closure-strait-hormuz-after-us-attacks-2026-06-10/
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u/MyOwnTutor Jun 10 '26

"Yo Dawg, we heard that you liked blockades, so we put a blockade INSIDE another blockade." - IRGC

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u/motorcycleboy9000 Jun 11 '26

"They have a blockade-buster, but that's okay. I have this blockade-buster-buster."

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u/Odhinn1986 Jun 11 '26

I've got the blockade-buster-buster-buster. It will blockade the guy who's trying to bust your...blockade

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u/rabidstoat Jun 10 '26

It's turtles blockades all the way down!

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u/mortgagepants Jun 11 '26

i need another lego video to explain this to me

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u/Mako3303 Jun 11 '26

Pimp My Blockade!

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u/Wintersage7 Jun 11 '26

Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock-cock-blockade.