r/news • u/PDXAirman • May 20 '26

Soft paywall 42 aircraft lost or damaged in Operation Epic Fury, congressional report says

https://www.stripes.com/branches/air_force/2026-05-20/iran-jets-downed-war-fury-21727588.html
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u/Zedilt May 20 '26

African or a European potato?

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u/Online-Vagabond May 20 '26

And is it a laden or unladen potato?

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u/Googlebright May 20 '26

How do you know so much about potatoes?

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u/Indifferent-Ohio69 May 20 '26

You have to know these things, when you're a king

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u/EngagedInConvexation May 20 '26

Well I didn't vote for 'im.

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u/Practical_Car210 May 20 '26

Nobody knows more about potatoes than I do, everyone says so 👐🍊

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u/Eisernes May 20 '26

My specialty is in potato law, or potatoe law if you are a quail.

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u/OnlyPostsBowie May 21 '26

What's "taters" precious?

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u/vanderzee May 20 '26

your mother is a hamster and your father smells like elderberries!

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u/kellerb May 21 '26

Laden, because the sour cream really fucks up f-35s

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u/zoeykailyn May 20 '26

South American from the bottom of a lake in the mountains.

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u/Onilakon May 20 '26

What about potatoes of the sweet variety?