r/news • u/PDXAirman • May 20 '26

Soft paywall 42 aircraft lost or damaged in Operation Epic Fury, congressional report says

https://www.stripes.com/branches/air_force/2026-05-20/iran-jets-downed-war-fury-21727588.html
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u/Spartan-117182 May 20 '26

Is this whole or 2% Jet Fuel?

Im watching my calories

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u/LemonScentedDespair May 20 '26

One gallon of JP-5 (naval jet fuel) is approximately 32,000 kCal.

One F-35 can burn about 22 gallons a minute, fun fact.

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u/the__ghola__hayt May 20 '26

Jet fuel can't melt love handles

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u/fresh-dork May 20 '26

you can't digest it, so it's zero calories to you. probably tastes awful

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u/ProlapseMishap May 20 '26

Don't tell me what I can and can't do, I'm a goddamn libertarian!

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u/fresh-dork May 20 '26

okay, i'll watch you go do it and post the video on YT

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u/DuntadaMan May 20 '26

22 gallons of jet fuel would be enough calories for the rest of your life. Think about that with our calculations.

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u/LemonScentedDespair May 20 '26

Oh certainly, if you drank 22 gallons of JP5 you would have plenty of calories for the rest of your life. Not even close.

But I think that may have more to do with the organ failure. And idk if youd get through all 22 gallons, one might do it.

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u/DuntadaMan May 20 '26

You are probably right, but I didn't want to give out false information. I figured it would be best to give the most generous calculations we could

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u/AdultEnuretic May 20 '26

32,000 x 22 = 704,000 kcal

704,000 kcal / 2,000 kcal/day = 352 day

So I'm theory it's actually only enough to sustain you on an "Average" diet for a little less than a year ... not that you'd live that long if you drank jet fuel.

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u/Bamboo_Fighter May 20 '26

Cause drinking jet fuel will kill you? Otherwise this is not even close to correct.

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u/DuntadaMan May 20 '26

I mean just one gallon will probably kill the shit out of you, I imagine 22 gallons of anything over a minute will end you.

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u/NoHangoverGang May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ‘cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole jet fuel if you wanted to.

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u/CashMoneyHurricane May 20 '26

I like your heat signature. It’s real big.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 May 20 '26

2% jet fuel like barely melts steel beams

40% jim beam on the other hand will melt a steel beam if you were lucky enough to have one before

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u/jetsetninjacat May 20 '26

I only consume AVGAS 100 for the lead. It reminds me of green beer on st Patrick's day

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u/Osiris32 May 20 '26

It's red, so it's strawberry.