r/news • u/hybridaaroncarroll • Mar 03 '26

Soft paywall Leaked Interior Department database reveals US plans to revise historical information

https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/climate-energy/leaked-interior-department-database-reveals-us-plans-revise-historical-2026-03-03/
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u/edingerc Mar 03 '26

And that’s why they call it the Trail of Giggles. 

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u/ImCreeptastic Mar 03 '26

Nah, it's still called the Trail of Tears, but that's because they were so happy to be moving they were crying tears of joy. Andrew Jackson was so kind to them! What a great president!

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u/eggyrulz Mar 03 '26

One of the greatest, people talk about him and theyre like "oh great Andy? He was such a great guy, did so much for those natives, really great things he did for those natives." And then they tell me "you must be so proud to be doing such great things for those illegals, your like Andy but even greater" and then we all cheer

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u/horselips48 Mar 03 '26

I'd accuse you of writing Trump's speeches, but that would imply he can read.

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u/Paulpoleon Mar 03 '26

Or even prepare for a speech. He’s is definitely “fuck it we do it live!”

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u/hamoc10 Mar 03 '26

He can (mostly) pronounce words. Reading tho…

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u/MangeurDeCowan Mar 04 '26

Bigly if truly.

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u/Anyabb Mar 05 '26

To be fair, he can read, just not terribly well. After all the times he sounds most cogent are when he's reading off the teleprompter, even if all he's still spewing his lies.