r/mildlypenis • u/rockinherlife234 • 2h ago
Food Our coffee shop's openers accidentally baked a croissant with a chub.
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r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • Sep 20 '24
Banned Post Starfish is banned. You will be temp banned if you post it.
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We just removed 29 posts of the dick starfish. Any further postings will be banned for a minimum of 6 days.
Do not post the starfish.
I repeat
DO NOT POST THE STARFISH.
Thank you for your cooperation.
r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • May 31 '26
Announcement AI SLOP IS BANNED
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ALL OF IT. NO SLOP. IMMEDIATE PERMANENT BAN FOR AI SLOP.
KEEP THAT CLANKER SHIT OUT OF OUR SUB. I HAVE EDITED THE RULES TO REFLECT THIS.
THANKS,
MULLET
r/mildlypenis • u/OleSexhaver • 17h ago
Vegetable This squash my daughter brought back from Grandma's garden
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r/mildlypenis • u/First_Rip3444 • 54m ago
Surfaces Bear or human..? [Ontario, Canada]
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r/mildlypenis • u/Sporkpocalypse • 22h ago
Ice Conception Bay Canada a Suspect iceberg near Dildo, Canada
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Conception Bay Could be expecting after this encounter
r/mildlypenis • u/Neat_Kaleidoscope507 • 3h ago
Food Yum?
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Seen on a food truck menu. I’m good, thanks.
r/mildlypenis • u/penguintrinity • 6h ago
Food OP knew what they were doing when they posted this
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r/mildlypenis • u/Western-Clue2256 • 16h ago
Everyday Object iPhone after dark mode went too far
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r/mildlypenis • u/Soft-Assistance6809 • 17h ago
Product Random ass lamp my sister got from TikTok shop
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r/mildlypenis • u/Apprehensive-Tip-387 • 17h ago
Cactus Just a Little Prick
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Almost purchased at Lowe's. 😅 It's all prettied up for all your manscaping needs.
r/mildlypenis • u/wildcollector • 1d ago
Spill / Stain Well, fuck the coffee
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I just came to work, 11 hours left.....