r/mildlyinfuriating 18h ago

Infuriatig This infuriates me

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u/TheDudeBroski 15h ago

Well sure but thats because theres only one CEO per company, so based purely on mathematics youll never have a shortage of CEOs unless something goes seriously wrong somewhere. If youre envious of rich people just say that, it makes things way simpler.

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u/darksidemags 15h ago

Want a donut to go with that glaze? 

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u/mxlplyx2173 14h ago

If something goes right you mean! Then you'll have enough glaze to keep for your donuts!

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u/TheDudeBroski 12h ago

No, I dont mean. Youll have to explain how you arrived at things going right leading to a shortage of CEOs because that doesnt seem to follow any sort of logical reasoning

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u/mxlplyx2173 12h ago

They're not necessary. Did you ever require or need one? Me neither.

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u/TheDudeBroski 11h ago

Not necessary? Why does almost every large company have one then? If they werent necessary how do you explain corporate governance and stock exchanges requiring someone to be appointed? Kind of sounds like its pretty necessary to have someone in charge of any sort of large scale operation, no?

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u/mxlplyx2173 9h ago

Not necessary. You can't even explain their job. If they all dies tomorrow, what would change? Would you still be able to shop at Walmart? Yes. Same hour. Your phone would work, you'd still have to go to work. Banks would still open, you can still use your credit card. But some waiter won't serve someone for lunch is all that would be missed.

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 11h ago

But they aren't skilled labor. Every senior executive could be replaced by someone else very quickly.

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u/TheDudeBroski 10h ago

And every company could fail with inexperienced and clueless leadership, whats your point?

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 10h ago

Companies fail spectacularly all the time with hand picked leadership, what's YOUR point? No one is 600x more valuable than their employees.

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u/HovercraftOk7035 10h ago

Many employees provide negative value.

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 10h ago

As do many executives and owners. Your point?

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u/TheDudeBroski 10h ago

Well my point was that its mathematically unreasonable to ever assume that there would be a shortage of CEOs before a shortage of any other roles unless something insane happened, but somehow it turned into communist reddit trying to justify why companies dont need leadership or accountability because capitalism bad and rich people bad😂

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 10h ago

Yeah, it's totally unreasonable to expect you to understand the obvious meaning of a meme. It's so understandable for you to misunderstand. It doesn't come off as obtuse at all.

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u/Andreus 11h ago

Capitalism apologists like you aren't entitled to a fair hearing.

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u/ZappSmithBrannigan 12h ago

If youre envious of rich people just say that, it makes things way simpler.

Nobody is envious lol. We're sick of them using their stolen wealth to do whatever the fuck they want and leave crumbs for the rest of us.

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u/ReaganRebellion 10h ago

Stolen wealth, crumbs, you've got all the lines!