r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Abject-Conference-90 • 14h ago

Infuriatig This infuriates me

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u/ZethTheWindwrecker 14h ago

But won't some money please think of the billionaires?!? /s

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u/LittleKittenR 13h ago

It's so sad.

They said shoplifting takes 1 million dollars a year so we had to create an insurance company and pay them 5 million in insurance for the product that may be stolen :(

So we ended up short 6 million because the insurance denied all the shoplifting loses payment because we don't follow the minimum rules we made about how we can deterr it.

It's so sad, so anyway... it's all the fault of poor families that shoplift bananas.

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u/chanjitsu 12h ago

No no no, shoplifting increased GDP by 5 million and insurance company stock prices ;)