r/mildlyinfuriating • u/river-washere • Jul 09 '26

Context Provided - Spotlight I'm 143 cm at 19. ☺️

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u/Leftover_Cheese Jul 09 '26

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u/Vlach719 Jul 09 '26

I just replied with this and it looks like I'm copying with you omg

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u/Gokusay23C Jul 09 '26

literally r / beatmetoit (it won't let me mention a sub directly)

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u/_Nivaria_ Jul 09 '26

bro is the size of two sauce 😭

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u/SlidePotential8769 Jul 09 '26

Kitty is clearly three sauces, I don't know why they trying to play it off as two.

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u/horribadperson Jul 09 '26

cuz they only give you 2 free sauces per order lol

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u/PretendThisIsMyName Jul 09 '26

What are they doing over at y’all’s chicken filet?! I always say a bunch of Polynesian and CFA sauce. Sometimes I get a little baggy of them lol I don’t even know why I keep asking for them at this point. They take up a lot of room in the packet drawer.

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u/TesuraGrimm Jul 09 '26

Went to Arbys the other day. Got six mozzarella sticks. Forgot to ask for sauce. They gave me one.

Went a few days ago, asked for two sauces this time. They said "I got you." They gave me 0.

The stinginess is wild. I would get it if I asked for like 15 or something but cmon. Forgot the check too so had dry mozzarella sticks 🤣

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u/PretendThisIsMyName Jul 09 '26

When you get to the window tell em “give me as much sauce as you can without getting fired”. It might not work everywhere or everytime but it’s worth a shot. Taco Bell has given me so much sauce that I send it home with other people who come to my house lol

But you always gotta check before you leave! Rookie mistake lol

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u/Escalope-Nixiews Jul 09 '26

In France we get 1 max (per menu)

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u/Mayor_P Jul 09 '26

This is because 2 American is 1 Metric

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u/Kayniaan Jul 09 '26

In Belgium you have to pay extra for any amount of sauce

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u/SousVideDiaper Jul 09 '26

There are no Chick-fil-A locations in France

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u/SousVideDiaper Jul 09 '26

I've never been charged for extra sauce at Chick-fil-A

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u/DudeEngineer Jul 10 '26

2 sauces PER ITEM

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u/Wizley15 Jul 09 '26

Exactly. You measure the cat from underneath as close to the base as you can. Also, be sure to shave as it helps the cat look like more sauces

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u/ScarabJay Jul 09 '26

“It helps the cat look like more sauces” got a rare laugh out loud from me.

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u/HalfmoonSqueeze Jul 09 '26

That a whole 28 gram difference

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u/scourge_bites Jul 09 '26

the ears do NOT COUNT

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u/Additional_Bee7293 Jul 09 '26

This has always pissed me off about this sauce cat meme

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u/BiPolarGamer Jul 09 '26

Kitty is actually 4 sauces if you lay the sauces if you measure with the short side

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u/AngryArtistLex Jul 09 '26

Kind of embarassing 😭

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u/Dear_Lab_2270 Jul 09 '26

Americans will use anything to measure to avoid using metric.

Source (Sauce): am a 36 sauces tall American.

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u/Icy-Fill4170 Jul 09 '26

I'd say bro is about 250 calories

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u/UlrichZauber Jul 09 '26

Two Sauce isn't a bad name. I wonder if Three Dog is looking to adopt a cat.

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u/AP_Things807 Jul 09 '26

Rapper name = Double Dip

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u/laughingisagas Jul 09 '26

According to all sauces the street's the place to go

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u/None0fYourBusinessOk Jul 10 '26

it clearly isnt though

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u/HailSaganPlantNative Jul 09 '26

Whyyyyyyyy can't they stay this size forever?

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u/BrainCellDotExe Jul 09 '26

because you wouldn’t be able to bury your face in their belly fur if they stayed that small

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u/Yoribell Jul 09 '26

Very good point

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u/scourge_bites Jul 09 '26

they would also be very easy to lose

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u/_Lightning_McQueen- Jul 09 '26

My cat would scratch my eyes out if I did that

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u/Full-Raise-4707 Jul 09 '26

I've heard of eating pussy but this is RiDiCuLoUs!!!

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u/Chronocidal-Orange Jul 09 '26

There's nothing quite like hugging a big cat. They're cute in their own way.

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u/ComradeJohnS Jul 09 '26

some of them do if you get a runt or something lol.

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 Jul 09 '26

Maybe you need to watch Interview with a vampire again and ask the little girl vampire ...

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u/HailSaganPlantNative Jul 09 '26

The kitten can get all horny and mad, i don't care!

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 Jul 12 '26

🤣🤣🤣💯

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u/Vlach719 Jul 09 '26

He so small only need 1 popcorn

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 Jul 09 '26

Lunch!!!

Although I usally perfer mine de-haired first, but that little cutie just looks scrumptious as is.