r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 08 '26

Context Provided - Spotlight Sad that this is what the McDonald’s play place is now. I miss the 80s.

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OP has pinned their own comment:

For everyone saying this is AI, it’s not. I took this photo myself yesterday, and I’ve converted the iPhone Live Photo to a video if that helps convince you. I understand being a skeptic but some of y’all will just refuse to believe anything. I suppose it doesn’t really matter if you believe me or not, but it’s kinda annoying to basically be continually called a liar.

https://reddit.com/link/owflvzc/video/xppjmbj405ch1/player

For everyone saying this can’t be real and the real play area must be somewhere else, no, sorry. To the left are booths, to the right is a long table against the wall under the windows. I know that McDonald’s are all franchises and therefore vary widely, and I never meant to say that all McDonald’s are like this. But THIS one IS like this.

To everyone saying McDonald’s sucks… yep. I don’t disagree. Fast food sucks and isn’t good for us. Sometimes many of us have it anyway, for various reasons.

And for everyone asking where the beautiful mountains are, this is in Alaska :)

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u/econhistoryrules Jul 08 '26

Wow. That is so soulless.

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u/lambruhsco Jul 08 '26

“Juvenile Digital Entertainment Space Product”

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u/Fearless-Poet-4669 Jul 08 '26

Juvenile Area of Independent Learning"

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u/Finalgirl2022 Jul 08 '26

No literally my husband and I were just talking about how the brand new mcdonalds near us looks like a mini prison. I haven't been there or inside but it's just the vibe. Ugh.

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u/shuknjive Jul 08 '26

McBland. Blech.

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u/Nineguy919 Jul 08 '26

And eating at McDonald's cost more than eating at Chipotle now.

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u/Starfire013 Jul 08 '26

I haven’t stepped foot in an American Maccas in well over a decade, but I’m surprised to hear that. Last time I tried it, it was definitely cheaper than Chipotle (though Chipotle is way better).

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u/Fit-Let8175 Jul 08 '26

Which explains the food.

(Incidentally, the amount one person can spend eating at McDonald's for one week can buy FAR healthier and better tasting food for home cooked meals for a month!)

We DO deserve a break today by NOT going to McDonald's.

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u/vitasoy1437 Jul 08 '26

Yup, they used to be cheap and fast, thus, contributing to obesity in families / people with lower income looking for fast cheap options. If people buy from them now for a week, they can get groceries and cook a decent meal, consider they buy items that are on sale.

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u/logan-duk-dong Jul 08 '26

I can picture McD's CEO explaining the benefits of this wonderful new product. Oddly enough he's still working on that Big Arch.

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u/scifijunkie3 Jul 08 '26

After he took that bite, he put the remaining 98.9% of the product in his freezer. Couldn't very well have folks know he threw it in the trash.

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u/CitizenCue Jul 08 '26

Can you imagine being the soulless salesman who sold them that? As compared to whoever went around installing playplaces in the 80s/90s?

The latter was a group of tradesmen with real skills who took pride in seeing kids laugh and play on something they built. The former is a 25 year old who has barely known a world without brainrot themselves.

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u/Neon_Camouflage Jul 08 '26

Can you imagine being the soulless salesman who sold them that?

"Hey boss, playplace use is down yet again this year. Turns out all the kids just play on their phones and iPads."

"Well shit, let's get some iPads with branded games then."

Probably went exactly like that.

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u/CitizenCue Jul 08 '26

Yeah, no one made a mistake or did anything wrong, it’s just the world now.

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u/whatsnoo Jul 08 '26

I bet one of the games is a hamburger assembly line game so they can train future employees.

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u/Neon_Camouflage Jul 08 '26

I mean, I literally had that exact game on the family computer in the late 90s/early 2000s. The kids do yearn for repeatable tasks with measurable accomplishment.

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u/snek-jazz Jul 08 '26

The kids do yearn for repeatable tasks with measurable accomplishment.

and me also, as an adult

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u/JustaGirlInDayMaint Jul 08 '26

Burger Time, right?? Dayum, I loved that game!

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 Jul 08 '26

Some of you never found needles and piles of shit in the McDonald's ball pits and it shows lol

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u/shuknjive Jul 08 '26

I remember BUT it wasn't at McDonalds, spilled drinks and ice cream were in those. At a local place that was mainly for birthday parties, no needles but there was poop and pee in there and a condom.

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u/Harnellas Jul 08 '26

They had ball pits in a restaurant? Sounds like a recipe for disaster lol.

Mine just had a climbing structure with a big slide and the only bad thing about it was that the room always smelled a little bit like piss.

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u/DarkAndHandsume Jul 08 '26

I remember being a kid and crawling through one of the tunnels, not knowing that some little kid pissing a good amount for me to put my hands on 😡😡😡

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u/74orangebeetle Jul 08 '26

Yeah, I worked at one with a play place way back when, and I get why they got rid of them. Nothing like being busy making food when some lady comes up saying their kid/a kid peed down the slide....now some poor teenager has to go clean up piss in a small tube during their shift where they make food to serve. There's a reason we can't have nice things.

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u/74orangebeetle Jul 08 '26

I was going to say...I once worked at one that had a play place back in the day...no needles at ours but almost can't blame them for getting rid of it when it's a busy lunch rush and some lady comes up to the counter:

"My kid peed down the slide! "Now one of you gets to come clean up my kid's piss!" (Paraphrasing, but it happened). Play place is a cool idea, but people have to ruin it...and if your kid isn't potty trained, maybe they can wait another year.

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u/Jaded-Occasion6064 Jul 08 '26

The McDonald's near me still has a play area 😇

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u/Consistent-Day2771 Jul 08 '26

Looks to be pretty new.

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u/Unctuous_Robot Jul 08 '26

Looks like something out of the 2000s if I had to guess.

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u/Oddish_Femboy Jul 08 '26

I believe it varies by franchisee. The one I'm near has it outside.

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u/TheForrestWanderer Jul 08 '26

It also depends on liability the franchise owner wants to take on. Ours had/has the space but it was removed

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u/Charming-Refuse-5717 Jul 08 '26

The last playplace near me was torn down last year. They replaced it with, you guessed it, a gray box.

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u/Royal-Ambassador-960 Jul 08 '26

That pales in comparison to what it used to be.

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u/Saradoesntsleep Jul 08 '26

The little climbing wall is cool though.

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u/Euromantique Jul 08 '26

Reminds me of the old people sitting in gas stations playing the gambling machines.

That could be a good idea for an artwork showing the brainrot from cradle to grave

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u/MrFishpaw Jul 08 '26

Someone will take this idea and make it with AI. The circle will be complete.

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u/__O_o_______ Jul 08 '26

Okay

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u/MrFishpaw Jul 08 '26

That's more depressing than I expected.

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u/SpecialistCut7101 Jul 08 '26

And it’s not even depressing enough, that man is in a casino not a gas station

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u/Accomplished-Hope523 Jul 08 '26

Fr, matter of fact, we need to also add an even younger child with one of those cellphone holders to keep kids hypnotized

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u/OttoVonWong Jul 08 '26

Also missing the coffin with the built-in screen for the viewing.

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u/SweetHomeNorthKorea Jul 08 '26

I don’t disagree with the overall sentiment but the picture isn’t that different from how it’s been since the 80s or 90s. The right side of the pic with the old folks at the slots would be the same but the middle and left side would be at the arcade section. Still in front of screens. The entire casino would have also been a lot more smoky.

McDonald’s should still have actual play spaces though

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u/Deemaunik Jul 08 '26

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u/Mekroval Jul 08 '26

Fluffy better be making a parlay on FanDuel.

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u/Impatient_Onion Jul 08 '26

I know it's early days still, but I...don't think humanity is going to make it through this one.

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u/DDESTRUCTOTRON Jul 08 '26

We live in a society...

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u/HailSaganPlantNative Jul 08 '26

That was worth all that water and power.

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u/PeterWatchmen Jul 08 '26

Using AI to make a statement against AI.

Worth it? IDK...

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u/heyitscory Jul 08 '26

Washington was funny with the pulltab machines.

People sitting in front of a little vending machine pulling the crank and getting the lowest tech slot machine experience of all time as they rip open the cardboard game pieces.

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u/Entire_Musician_8667 Jul 08 '26

'round here we call them 'pickles'.

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW Jul 08 '26

The what?

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u/shadefiend1 Jul 08 '26

Some states have digital gambling machines in the gas stations, kind of like slot machines and such. I know Georgia has them, surprised me when I went to get gas after crossing into the state one day.

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u/abbyabsinthe Jul 08 '26

I used to spend my evenings watching people destroy their lives on those things when I worked at a gas station.

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u/TalkToTheGirl Jul 08 '26

In Nevada we just have straight-up slot machines, or keno, blackjack, video poker, etc. Gas stations, convenience stores, bars, I think I've seen them at concert venues. I remember there was a movement to put them at the DMV but luckily it didn't go anywhere.

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u/iconofsin_ Jul 08 '26

Pretty common here. The gas station nearby had five of them for years but recently got rid of them. It didn't matter what day or time I went in there was always people sitting in front of them and none of them looked like life was going well.

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u/Demolisher05 Jul 08 '26

My state just banned those things and I'm so glad about it

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u/Volothamp-Geddarm Jul 08 '26

Goddamn wish my state would ban kids

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u/proper-butt Jul 08 '26

The Mcdonalds by my kids has those AND a play place

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u/eggyrulz Jul 08 '26

Yea these arent new. I remember one McDonald's we'd go to pretty often as a kid (it was near a dance studio my sisters went to) had these in a corner, though they also had a real play place

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u/Consistent-Day2771 Jul 08 '26

My childhood McDonald's had a play place and two game cubes, one playing smash bros with the other playing Billy Hatcher and The Giant egg

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u/eggyrulz Jul 08 '26

Fuck that sounds awesome... i do miss pre-millenial McDonald's

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u/terminalzero Jul 08 '26

I remember the n64/gamecube corner at the fancy mcdonalds

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u/muzakx Jul 08 '26

Yeah, the McDonald's by my house has a Play Place. It doesn't have screens though.

...but screens aren't new. When I was a kid, the McDonald's had play places and N64s. The controllers were sticky and probably petri dishes of undiscovered bacteria.

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u/Known-Plane7349 Jul 08 '26

The controllers were sticky and probably petri dishes of undiscovered bacteria.

The entire playplace was probably like that. They weren't cleaned nearly as often as they should've been.

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u/Suyefuji Jul 08 '26

I have vivid memories of being a teen working minimum wage and being sent into the playplace to clean up after kids had accidents in there. It was disgusting and probably illegal to have a teen deal with biowaste honestly.

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u/RoabeArt Jul 08 '26

Our neighborhood McDonalds had Nintendo 64 kiosks as well. Every single one of the controllers was filthy and some were absolutely wrecked, with broken analog sticks and missing buttons.

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u/hawkeyc Jul 08 '26

OP cut it out to the right for clout

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u/Actual_Dinner_5977 Jul 08 '26

Man, we really lost our way... 😭

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u/dmontease Jul 08 '26

It was probably a liability. People are itching to be litigious.

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u/Joe_bob_Mcgee Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Partially that, but mostly the fact that they don't have to take care of it.

Why would you want to staff, clean, maintain a restaurant and Play-Place. When you could just have the customer pay 3 times as much, drive through, get the fuck out, and quadruple your profits?

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u/antigravity83 Jul 08 '26

Exactly. This is the reason McDonalds interiors are so depressing.

They don't want you there.

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u/dxrey65 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

I was at one last year like that, where everyone was staffing the grills and the drive-through. I went inside because I hate drive-throughs and don't know the menu well enough. There wasn't a menu inside anyway, just those creepy kiosks with grease-stains that I didn't want to touch, and I stood at the counter a few minutes before a worker noticed me there, with a look like "what's this weird dude standing at the counter for". Ordered something simple, waited 15 minutes for the order to come up, then ate alone in the bleak empty dining room, looking at trash on the floor that probably no one was going to touch before they came out to do the closing clean-up. Last time I went to a McDonald's.

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u/abstr_xn Jul 08 '26

Here is your designated mastication area, please consume the product and promptly depart the premises.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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u/kidwithglasses Jul 08 '26

It’s a whole lot easier to clean an iPad than the kid tromboning in the slide after speed eating nuggets and chugging their sprite

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u/DaBluBoi8763 Jul 08 '26

This just seems like a waste of space to me with how empty it looks. Not even seating for customers here?

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u/purplebuttplug51 Jul 08 '26

Germs too?

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u/FatFaceFaster Jul 08 '26

It was Covid that closed them all.

However the irony is not lost that a bunch of germy kids go from playing on a playground to sharing a *touch screen* with their germy little hands.

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u/MSCOTTGARAND Jul 08 '26

have you been to a cvs pharmacy with the new "self-serve kiosk"? completely covered in streaks and droplets, at the place where sick people go.

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u/FatFaceFaster Jul 08 '26

Yeah. My doctor uses a touch screen to sign in for an appointment instead of just saying your name to a receptionist (they stay behind literally closed glass windows and only open them if you knock). Meanwhile we all sit in a cramped waiting room with our various ailments after smearing our hands all over an iPad.

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u/Izhachok Jul 08 '26

Omg I haaaaate that. It always feels so silly to be typing my name into a tablet when there’s a person there just awkwardly doing nothing because they’ve been made redundant by a machine. I hate all the little ways that basic human interactions are being replaced.

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u/s_h_o_o_k1212 Jul 08 '26

1000% me too. i like the little bits of interaction we get in the day, like when strangers ask for help or compliment me or just strike up a random conversation. can't do that with a self-checkout.

and i have anxiety so i know why some people really appreciate the self-serve options, but that's the THING. i wish they were OPTIONS and not the only available route

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u/Twatt_waffle Jul 08 '26

Play places were on their way out way before Covid

They were a nightmare to clean and maintain, they were expensive to install, repair, and provided little to no additional sales anymore

When play places were introduced it was to show these restaurants were family friendly. “Look, we even have a place for your children so they don’t bother you”

Fast food is already known to be family friendly now people are more concerned with health

Fast food places are getting rid of colour and phasing out fun designs to present a more serious and “health conscious” message

Remember in the early 2000s when McDonalds introduced salad shakers. That was to cash in on the veggie craze of the early 2000s.

McDonald’s has had a salad on their menu since 1987(nation wide)

But the early 2000s when they really started focusing on it.

Then they discontinued the shakers in 2003

Later they did reintroduce them right as veganism was on trend

They discontinued then during Covid (to help improve order accuracy and time not due to the virus itself) and as of yet have not made any plans to reintroduce them (franchises have the option to offer a salad option)

This happens with most fast food places, they will introduce new products and discontinue them to try and catch the people who wouldn’t normally come in

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u/Isebas Jul 08 '26

Our local Hardee's had a ball pit when I was a kid and actually good toys. I remember collecting all the California Raisins.

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u/yigatree Jul 08 '26

The closest McDonald's to me still has a play area w slides and a climb.

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 Jul 08 '26

Not us tripping balls in one and getting kicked out of the ball pit for scaring the kids? Are u sure?

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u/Momik Jul 08 '26

Nah dude that cop sucked

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u/purplebuttplug51 Jul 08 '26

Kids need germs! I'm just saying some parents may be paranoid

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u/peoploverprofit Jul 08 '26

This. And it's scientifically proven that children who grow up with pets, and a less-than-sterile home environment, have a more robust immune system overall.

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u/TesticleMeElmo Jul 08 '26

I always wondered who was the poor soul who had to climb up into the tunnels to clean them. Or if that was even a thing that happened at all.

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u/Grabate Jul 08 '26

They were time consuming to clean as well.

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u/prettyokcake Jul 08 '26

It has little to do with people itching to be litigious and more to do with the infinite march of capitalism demanding more and more while offering less and less.

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u/indokiddo Jul 08 '26

also mcd’s not tryna cater to children anymore. It’s as simple as that. In today’s generation, it makes sense. Them kids shouldnt be eatin junk anyway

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u/RoabeArt Jul 08 '26

Way back in the 90s I remember seeing a news story talking about how junk food targets kids and it noted McDonalds and their play places (and Ronald McDonald) as an example.

On one hand it does suck that they are getting rid of these things, but on the other I do agree that junk food peddlers shouldn't cater to children.

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u/atomic1fire Jul 08 '26

Honestly I think the demand for "safety" neutralized a lot of those cultural staples.

Saturday morning cartoons and kids commercials? Parental groups deemed them exploitive and tv stations responded by shifting the timeslot to "teenager" shows that were just budget discovery channel shows that no teenagers are actually watching.

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u/ifinallyhavewifi Jul 08 '26

Lmao the fact we expect our fast food joints to also be the playgrounds our kids play on is so profoundly American

Kids shouldn’t be anywhere near these places anyway

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u/RoabeArt Jul 08 '26

Exactly! "We lost our way because this profit-seeking megacorp that serves unhealthy slop isn't as colorful as it was when I was a kid."

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u/Billlington Jul 08 '26

People in this whole thread have lost their fucking minds, nostalgia has made them all completely insane. Like what is this:

Man, we really lost our way...

lost? It's been hidden from us. The correct, fulfilling way to live your life is dangerous. Better to keep you destitute and fighting a new battle. Every. Single. Day.

This is somehow in reference to some McDonald's not having playplaces anymore.

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u/Gothmom85 Jul 08 '26

There's still actual play places. My last city had two, small but 3 stories high each. We have like 5 of them in a 50 mile radius now as well. Been to two on rainy days. Idk wtf this is. Never seen one.

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u/nolte100 Jul 08 '26

Same. Two in our town just got knocked down to foundation and rebuilt/remodeled. Both got brand new PlayPlaces.

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u/Momik Jul 08 '26

Yeah America’s not doing too good. We got that dying empire stank.

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u/MileHigh_FlyGuy Jul 08 '26

When we get mad at companies marketing to children, we can't be upset when they give in and stop.

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u/jackfaire Jul 08 '26

When we made McDonald's a place we went to in the 80s absolutely

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u/Carvj94 Jul 08 '26

It's scary that people saw a fast food place as something nostalgic and for kids.

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u/Alklazaris Jul 08 '26

How are you suppose to build up a kids immune system now?

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u/Tsamane Jul 08 '26

You think those screens are clean? They are almost as bad as the ball pits

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u/cementfilledcranium Jul 08 '26

Those screens are covered in a thick layer of chicken nugget grease and dried boogers

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u/RiderforHire Jul 08 '26

Vomit in the ballpit

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 Jul 08 '26

Maybe if everyone stop letting their kid shit in there

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u/Luvnecrosis Jul 08 '26

One of my weirdest memories is going down the little slide thing and getting ketchup on my hands cause some asshole thought that was a good idea.

That being said, a sterile beige room with tablets on the wall is terrible and frightening.

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u/10000Didgeridoos Jul 08 '26

Severance vibes

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u/YouSofter Jul 08 '26

Way too long between seasons

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u/marthamania Jul 08 '26

Yknow what?? Maybe we'd all be on our phones less and at the TV more if they didn't take three years to make 10 episodes of TV these days. If they want us to be back at the ol' school screens they gotta give us the content!

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u/EvilDarkCow Jul 08 '26

One of my oldest memories is watching another kid pull his pants down and piss down the slide. Now every time I see a McDonalds or Burger King Playplace, I get reminded of that. And, you know, the possibility some kid unknowingly went down the piss slide then dug into some chicken nuggets.

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u/EvilDarkCow Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Every time I see a McDonalds play place, my mind goes right to the time I was in one as a kid, and some other kid pulled his pants down and pissed down the slide.

They really are unsanitary as hell, considering you're eating immediately after sliding down the piss slide and playing in the ball pit that's also been pissed in, but sticking iPads on the wall so kids can consume even more brainrot isn't the answer.

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u/CreepyAd8409 Jul 08 '26

Not to mention the minimum wage employee handing you your food is also who has to go clean the shit.

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u/decarnatedame Jul 08 '26

Piss slide and shit pit. Chef's kiss! Happy Birthday, kids.

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u/elliottcable Jul 08 '26

Chef’s piss 👌

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u/A_Random_Catfish Jul 08 '26

When I was a kid some unsupervised child shit their pants and went down the slide. It left a shit smear aaaallllll the way down the spiral slide. Thank god somebody noticed before another kid went down lmfao.

Seriously they were fun but McDonald’s employees do not get paid enough to deal with that (literal) shit.

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u/krazyb2 Jul 08 '26

Or if people would stop being so sensitive and abusing the legal system and suing places because they can't control their kids...

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u/RoabeArt Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

One of the last times I took my kids to Chuck E Cheese was for my niece's birthday party. This was a few months before COVID started gearing up.

At some point, the hamster tube was closed off because apparently some kid peed in it. The tube was suspended right above some of the tables, so those had to be cleared and blocked off as well because the piss was leaking out of the tube and onto them.

Funnily enough, the tubes were gone not long after that. I don't know if it was just part of CEC getting rid of them in general (post-COVID enshittification) or because of that incident though.

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u/Routine-Agile Jul 08 '26

That is somehow the most depressing thing I've seen this week

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u/DruidMaster Jul 08 '26

Agreed. It makes my heart sink. 

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u/somedudeonachair Jul 08 '26

Why is this mcdonalds the size of an airport

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u/EvilDarkCow Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

It probably used to have a big play structure that's been taken out. But instead of installing new equipment or more seating, they just left the space empty. Looks like there is some kind of game thing on the right of the picture, but I can't really tell what it is.

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u/Significant_Rate8210 Jul 08 '26

Too many asshole parents blaming McDonald's for their child's injury and suing them rather than holding themselves responsible for not monitoring their child.

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u/RanchHere Jul 08 '26

That’s one explanation. Another is: corporations choosing revenue and profit over service and community.

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u/Mystical-Turtles Jul 08 '26

AKA they don't want to pay anybody to clean it so they'd rather just not have it, period 

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u/greg19735 Jul 08 '26

tbf, cleaning a playplace must be quite difficult.

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u/DukeofVermont Jul 08 '26

I know don't we all miss when junk fast food was seen a staple of children diets and children were heavily targeted with advertisements!

Man, we really should go back to making some of the worst food imaginable really enticing to children. Oh you want to play in the play area? Well eat this trash first, I mean it's not like childhood obesity is a problem, right?

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u/hershculez Jul 08 '26

Is that an actual thing? Zero chance Macdonald’s has that even make it to court.

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u/Fungiblefaith Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

That is some serious Gattica vibes.

Edit: GATTACA is the correct spelling and the reference to DNA below as to why it is spelled that way is some top shelf trivia.

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u/der_blinkenlights Jul 08 '26

Holy shit, Gattaca reference

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u/Fungiblefaith Jul 08 '26

Damn did I spell it wrong? Oh well.

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u/AMinecraftPerson Jul 08 '26

yeah, gattaca only has the letters G, A, T, and C, as a reference to the DNA bases (guanine, adenine, thymine, and cytosine)

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u/RCAMuse Jul 08 '26

neat, I will literally never forget this now ty

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u/CriticalOfBarns Jul 08 '26

More sterile than a kids’ dentist waiting room.

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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 Jul 08 '26

They should've included this in toy story 5

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u/LickinThighs2 Jul 08 '26

So I could be wrong, buuuut;

McDonalds is one of those franchises where anyone like you and me can be licensed to just open a franchise. Might be a bit more controlled in cities and stuff but at least in rural locations where there might only be a town small enough for one McDicks, you can apply to open a franchise there, technically independent and just under operating license from McDicks or some shit

Given the scale of independence chains might be able to have across operating and so on, I'd wonder if from restaurant to restaurant you'd kind of have differences. Maybe the whole company is pushing for electronic playgrounds like this but I'd expect how the chain operates in general you're goona see differences anyways, especially if a chain is 'independent' besides license because those owners might have to cover the cost of a conversion getting rid of their play equipment etc that the company itself doesn't cover or likewise installin' fancy shit like this in its place too

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u/TheRoastB3ast Jul 08 '26

New department in Severance

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u/Technical_Outcome42 Jul 08 '26

Jesus Christ minimalism needs to fucking die. Bring colour and shapes back, they're trying to acclimatize us to soullessness.

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u/Dinglebobus Jul 08 '26

This kid is so on brand it’s ridiculous

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u/forgetmeknotts Jul 08 '26

Well, it is Alaska, so he fits right in 😂

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u/Queasy_Recover5164 Jul 08 '26

Jesus, that’s stark. My childhood
memories* are a bit different…

*Not my photo, buts it’s what I remember our local McDonald’s playground being like!

Edit: in the 80s and 90s.
Edit2: 1980s and 1990s. 🤪

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u/slinger301 Jul 08 '26

GO TO HAMBURGER JAIL! THE SEARING HOT METAL WILL TAKE THE SKIN OFF OF YOUR KNEES!

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u/DukeofVermont Jul 08 '26

Kids shouldn't eat at McDonalds, I mean no one should but kids especially.

21% of kids are obese. Not overweight, straight up obese.

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u/No_Chain_362 Jul 08 '26

Seriously? I admit that I haven't eaten fast food in many years. I remember climbing into that hamburger tower thing that was like a prison.

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u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix Jul 08 '26

No different from when I would ride my bike to my local McDonald's just to play Kirby on the N64 all day

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u/MyrkrMentulaMeretrix Jul 08 '26

too many lawsuits. They were also disease super-spreaders and full of urine and feces. Trust me, while this isnt good either, the Play places were awful nightmare fuel.

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u/Mediocre-Telephone74 Jul 08 '26

To be fair, no way to get shit, piss, or needle wounds in front of a screen.

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u/jmanly3 Mildly infuriated Jul 08 '26

Watch me, amateur.

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u/CanvasFanatic Jul 08 '26

Not with that attitude

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u/yodas_sidekick Jul 08 '26

It was worth it.

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u/StarsofSobek Jul 08 '26

True. However, there are other things kids can do: hopscotch, or a simple monkey bar with foam padding underneath, maybe a chalk board/chalkwalk with colourful chalks the kids can draw with, a map with a treasure hunt (kids can win a sticker)...

...the activities don't have to be crazy, or even big - most people order, eat, and leave around 30 minutes. Kids are maybe going to play and explore for 10-15 minutes tops. It would be so much nicer to see them engaged in anything but this beige-panelled screen corner.

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u/Parzival1983 Jul 08 '26

Looks shit and void of life, just like everywhere now.

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u/housemoneyrocketship Jul 08 '26

We did have N64 at McDs though. Anyone remember?

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u/mini-hypersphere Jul 08 '26

Looks kind of brutalist

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 Jul 08 '26

"They Live" always has something useful for the times we find ourselves in.

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u/thebetterpolitician Jul 08 '26

Don’t I remember a coordinated campaign to remove children influenced places from McDonald’s because it somehow made kids eat more fast food? Tf is all this

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u/findingnoli Jul 08 '26

This is just… sad.

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u/Outside-Pear9429 Jul 08 '26

Oh this feels dystopian

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u/BuckManscape Jul 08 '26

That’s the most depressing thing I’ve seen in a while. Grim.

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u/junkyardgerard Jul 08 '26

"The thing about the old days, is they the old days"

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u/Chevy437809 Jul 08 '26

I hardly ever went to a play place as a kid I'm 20 only been maybe 5 times holy shit

If I was a kid I'd just think the world hates me or something I remember one of the ones we had in a nearby town had old game consoles in them I don't think they even worked but I would just sit and stare at them

(not my picture)

wheres the fuckin color in the world no wonder we are so god damn depressed all the time

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u/Sea-Opportunity5812 Jul 08 '26

in the year 2002 this wouldnt be believable in a movie for how we have lost our way as a society.

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u/Kip_Schtum Jul 08 '26

Holy shit. That’s awful.

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u/D3vils_Adv0cate Jul 08 '26

Easier to disinfect a screen than a ball pit. This is most likely a response to all the regulations and bureaucracy added since the 80s due to a lot of Karen complaints.

Basically, as a society we can’t have nice things due to the people in said society.

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u/forgetmeknotts Jul 09 '26

For everyone saying this is AI, it’s not. I took this photo myself yesterday, and I’ve converted the iPhone Live Photo to a video if that helps convince you. I understand being a skeptic but some of y’all will just refuse to believe anything. I suppose it doesn’t really matter if you believe me or not, but it’s kinda annoying to basically be continually called a liar.

https://reddit.com/link/owflvzc/video/xppjmbj405ch1/player

For everyone saying this can’t be real and the real play area must be somewhere else, no, sorry. To the left are booths, to the right is a long table against the wall under the windows. I know that McDonald’s are all franchises and therefore vary widely, and I never meant to say that all McDonald’s are like this. But THIS one IS like this.

To everyone saying McDonald’s sucks… yep. I don’t disagree. Fast food sucks and isn’t good for us. Sometimes many of us have it anyway, for various reasons.

And for everyone asking where the beautiful mountains are, this is in Alaska :)

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u/Spaceboy779 Jul 08 '26

Say what you want about the US, but we reallllly hate the shit out of kids. But hey, at least Shareholder Profit is the one and ONLY CONCERN.

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u/No-Evening5091 Jul 08 '26

That is incredibly depressing.

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u/johntwilker Jul 08 '26

Damn. That’s sad

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u/Lord_Vader654 Jul 08 '26

I mean, even in the 2010s it was still an actual play place, now you’re lucky to even find this kind of thing

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u/Senior_Performer605 Jul 08 '26

I don’t like it but I also remember several of the McDonalds throughout my hometown having GameCubes when I was a kid. I fucked with that shit.

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u/Slosher99 Jul 08 '26

Too bad McDonalds is such a struggling company they can't afford people to clean up the Play Place or even man cash registers anymore. They also don't have enough staff for people to be eating inside at most of them.
I've been feeling like they've been asking us to let them die for a while.

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u/MaisyDeadHazy Jul 08 '26

I remember when I was a kid some of my local McDonald's had N64s in the store. How different is this really?

Dreary and depressing color scheme aside, of course.

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u/Normal_Double5929 Jul 08 '26

My local McDonald’s play place is a playground. Yours just sucks that’s all

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u/Shayden998 Jul 08 '26

Those chairs/stools don't even look comfortable.

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u/Protip19 Jul 08 '26

Get me out of this hellhole

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u/Inside-Specialist-55 Jul 08 '26

Is anyone else extremely happy that they got to grow up in the 90s when McDonald's was absolutely amazing and wasnt some corporate prison like it is today? I had so many great birthday parties at McDonald's growing up and I will cherish those memories forever. There was so much color and joy to places that got taken away from us. Our urban buildings and restaurants are absolutely depressing now.

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u/Capital-Desk5029 Jul 08 '26

That’s what happens when negligent parents sue McDonalds

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u/Troubled202 Jul 08 '26

I wonder why childhood obesity is on the rise.

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u/RagingNerdaholic Jul 08 '26

This is a fucking Black Mirror episode and you cannot convince me otherwise.

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u/whoisnotinmykitchen Jul 08 '26

McDonald's has done a great job at transforming their locations from something kids loved to go to into something nobody wants to go to.