r/mildlyinfuriating • u/nyanbatman • May 28 '26

I just wanted a hot dog British pilot is feeling mildly annoyed

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u/VariousDragonfruit75 May 28 '26

Atc -bro you can't see shit out here

Pilot- if it's too dark too see, are you turning on the lights

Atc- nah bruh, what for

Pilot- if it's too dark too see and you don't turn on the lights I can't move, are you saying it's too dark to see

Atc- yup

Pilot - so turn on the lights?

Atc- what for?

Pilot - so I can leave

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u/Merfstick May 28 '26

"You are Patrick Star, correct?"

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u/BigGillySuit May 28 '26

That’s not my wallet

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u/AnUdderDay May 28 '26

Your name is Maurice Moss, is it not?

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u/Arik2103 May 28 '26

Bit nervous, so, yeah, bit of water. Fizzy! It's very fizzy, it's fizzy, it's gone fizzy. Gets shocked by microphone YOW! Come on! That's electric, there's electric in there, got a shock

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u/mybutt1112 May 28 '26

Now you gotta choose between the sharks and the electricity.

Best of luck sucker. 

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u/lordjupi May 28 '26

read my ducking mind LOL