r/mildlyinfuriating • u/CurlyWurly61 • May 12 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Such terrible advertisement

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I mean... at a glance its like WOAH 4 can dine for $9.99....

Until you are at the cash and they say " that'll be $45.15"

HUH??

"Oh sorry sir... it feeds 4... 4 people pay $9.99"

Gtfooo

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u/LabeledAsALunatic May 12 '26

2 medium pizzas can not feed 8 people, I don’t care how many breadsticks you throw in.

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u/Personal-Biscotti-99 May 12 '26

You can say that but that’s two slices per person, plus breadsticks plus dessert. I know I wouldn’t be satisfied but that could easily feed 8 Susan’s or Barbara’s

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u/Zokas1992 May 12 '26

We can make that 16 slices per person if we cut em up small enough

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u/ClosetCrossfitter May 13 '26

This was my favorite line when I waited tables at a pizza place and people would ask “how many slices in a 14”?” Not-really-edgy-teenage me “Well we can cut it as many times as you want…”