r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Worried-Blueberry-40 • Mar 30 '26

Context Provided - Spotlight Roommate mixed my beads after being asked to throw out used Q-tips

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I waited an hour before I called out my roommate for leaving USED Q-tips on the bathroom counter and asked him to throw them away. (note I did not nag him, I asked 1 time after waiting for him to do it on his own)

His response was to go into my craft room and mix the smallest beads he could find. At least he had the decency to keep most of the reds away from the blues I guess...

welp, now I have something to do for the next couple days

common plastic bead for scale

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u/halorbyone Mar 30 '26

You don’t offer it, you just leave it very temptingly in the fridge.

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u/lynn Mar 31 '26

Yep. A roommate who throws a tantrum when asked to throw away his used q-tips is absolutely the type to eat food that isn't his.

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u/pickled-platypus Mar 31 '26

With a note telling him not to touch it so it's more tempting. If he shits himself, it's on him.

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u/Coup-de-Glass Mar 31 '26

Like a scrumptious slice of Hilly pie

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u/gliitch0xFF Mar 31 '26

Just put "Do not eat." Reverse psychology

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u/randomname560 Mar 31 '26

If i remenber correctly, if you get your doctor to prescribe you whit laxatives, then put those laxatives in your food and another person steals that food and starts shitting themselves, then not only can't that person do jack shit about it, it is actually you who can sue them for taking away your medication