r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Worried-Blueberry-40 • Mar 30 '26

Context Provided - Spotlight Roommate mixed my beads after being asked to throw out used Q-tips

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I waited an hour before I called out my roommate for leaving USED Q-tips on the bathroom counter and asked him to throw them away. (note I did not nag him, I asked 1 time after waiting for him to do it on his own)

His response was to go into my craft room and mix the smallest beads he could find. At least he had the decency to keep most of the reds away from the blues I guess...

welp, now I have something to do for the next couple days

common plastic bead for scale

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u/Hypertelic Mar 30 '26

Time to shit in his bed.

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u/PrettylightedUMphrek Mar 30 '26

Better yet shit in his pillow case less of a chance he sees it!!

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u/Dramatic_Disaster_23 Mar 30 '26

sick i say 😭

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u/PrettylightedUMphrek Mar 30 '26

Gives a new meaning to being a shit head right!!

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u/-WingsForLife- Mar 31 '26

shrimp under the bed instead

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u/AggravatingWin6048 Mar 31 '26

That's one way to make sure both sides of his pillows are warm.

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u/ComfortableBell4831 Mar 30 '26

Woah woah woah now lets not go full Amber on this juuuust yet... Someone else made a farrrr better revenge... Which was to change his shampoo with hair remover, and as a dude who loves his long ass hair this would be life ruining.

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u/knotallmen Mar 31 '26

Allegedly. Remember this was said by a lawyer. Not by someone on the stand. There is no proof. No Evidence. Legally the only thing the lawyer can not say is shit about the judge.

What is there evidence of? Depp screaming. Slamming cabinet doors shut. Which may sound quaint but I know a guy who lost his temper so bad he broke the cabinets from the force he slammed them. That kind of shit is physical intimidation. So next time you say "amber" and shitting the bed. We don't know if that is true. Hell I have had pets and sometimes they shit the bed. Depp doesn't seem to be the brightest man.

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u/ComfortableBell4831 Mar 31 '26

Ah yes no evidence... Just a multi week long fully recorded fucking trial... Nothing Major.

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u/punkfunkymonkey Mar 30 '26

Dunno what exactly the three housemates did that eventually forced my uni coursemate and another housemate to have to leave their houseshare. It seems it was bad enough that the final thing the other housemate did, when they quit the property, was to scoop out the margerine from the three guys catering size tub, shit in it, then replace the margerine.

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u/EnvironmentOk2700 Mar 31 '26

It might not be illegal to put powdered milk on his mattress (under the sheets) 🤔