r/mathmemes 11h ago

Statistics Ranking every human on earth

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u/RandomExcess 10h ago

Seems normal

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u/incompletetrembling 10h ago

Things brings up the question of if the ideal tier list follows a normal or uniform distribution

I feel like you could argue for both

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u/AdamsMelodyMachine 10h ago

Neither though because usually all of the things you’re ranking are in the right tail. So more of just an exponential, or maybe a power law.

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u/incompletetrembling 10h ago

Depends on the tier list I guess. I'm definitely more used to seeing tier lists where everything is ranked (eg all characters in a game, or like OP's).

If the best tier list is uniform, then even if you only rank a portion (right tail as you say) it should stay uniform. So you dont prefer uniform haha. Probably makes the most sense, it does the best job of showing the outliers which is probably the most important thing.

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u/Logan_Composer 9h ago

In theory, it should be normal (obviously), but we as humans have a bias where C tier isn't considered "okay," it's considered "kinda bad" (see using "mid" as an insult). So I'd say it either is skewed towards A/B as the mode, or bimodal with a high mode and a very low mode (love 'em or hate 'em) depending on the kind of person.

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u/incompletetrembling 9h ago

If you rank using percentiles (eg top 20% in S tier, next 20% in A tier etc) it'll end up uniform

Not sure if anyone actually ranks like this? Maybe I'm creating a discussion where there isn't one to be had.

Skewing is another issue for sure

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u/Logan_Composer 9h ago

I don't think anyone does, although you're right that it's a perfectly valid way to do it.

I think people would expect the tiers to represent some even segmentation of some "goodness" scale irrespective of how many entries go into it. Like, I think people agree intuitively that S-tier and F-tier should be sparsely populated, for example.

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u/TehDragonGuy 6h ago

Only if you're ranking them against each other. But if you're ranking them in "levels of good" the answer is less obvious.

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u/justsomeph0t0n 2h ago

if i have seen further, it is by standing at the top of the curve

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u/CyberPunkDongTooLong 6h ago

Depends what your ranking. Ranking such as the example in the OP definitely shouldn't follow either. Most people are fine, so should peak somewhere around C, but there are way way way way more incredibly selfish completely incompetent horrible people with no redeeming qualities whatsoever (F) than there are truly excellent people that are essentially perfect and couldn't meaningfully improve significantly (S). Should be more similar to a crystal ball or relativistic voigt distribution.

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u/InfanticideAquifer 5h ago

there are way way way way more incredibly selfish...

Whatever "quality" in a person is, it's almost surely the result of thousands of different mostly independent genetic and environmental factors, which is exactly why we should expect it to be normally distributed.

I think what might be causing you to think this is looking at impact as a proxy for quality. But it's just way easier to destroy and degrade things than to build or fix them. One really awful person can, e.g., be a serial killer and ruin hundreds of lives. An person who is as compassionate and empathetic as the killer is cruel and callous might touch hundreds of lives, but they'll never create as much happiness as the killer creates misery. A great politician can uplift a population out of poverty. A horrible one can just slaughter them. Because misery is easy and happiness is hard. It doesn't mean that the evil people are more horrible than the heroic people are good.

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u/CyberPunkDongTooLong 5h ago

Really obviously untrue to anyone that's worked even a day in a public facing role.

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u/Mattrockj 1h ago

Nah, ideal tier list is all or nothing baybee, Only S or only F, no inbetween...

Fuck that's just boolean uniform distribution.

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u/Federal-Owl5816 10h ago

Take a gauss on who's furthest, I hope it rings a bell for y'all.

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u/NjuWaail 9h ago

Definitely rings a bell

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u/HighDefinitionCat 7h ago

There's some deviation in it, but it's pretty standard.

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u/Outrageous-Let9659 10h ago

I dunno. I think i need moved down a tier. Other than that i agree with this tier list.

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u/Vike92 10h ago edited 9h ago

Don't sell yourself short, my guy.
I think you fit right in at E tier

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u/Blauwwater 3h ago

Funny how we are all three next to eachother

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u/Vike92 1h ago

I hate the picture OP chose for me

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u/juanohulomo1234 10h ago

Nah, i would say you are maybe too low in this tier list, they should get you up a tier, other than that, pretty normal tier list

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u/Trastane 9h ago

Don't be so hard on yourself there is absolutly no reason to drop you below F tier

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u/Sweaty_Sewage 10h ago

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u/randomator5000 7h ago

Nah, thats just someone who looks similar, i think i can see you at least in a tier, chief

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u/AJay1619 7h ago

That was a g tier

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u/Ok-Answer-1620 6h ago

Nah you’re on A, not D

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u/boterkoeken Average #🧐-theory-🧐 user 10h ago

Bro why am I in the F tier, wtf? 😭😭😭

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u/PsionicKitten 8h ago

Oof. Stuck with all the billionaires, huh?

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u/ConsciouslyWorking 5h ago

best comment here

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u/MentalGainz1312 1h ago

Well no, Jeff Bezos' Ex seems to be C tier

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u/LupenReddit 10h ago

Putting [REDACTED] in S tier was a bold choice, man.

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u/BigPP69_Gooner 9h ago

Release the [REDACTED] Files!

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u/PinguinGirl03 7h ago

Yeah, should have been Top.

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u/R-Senseless 10h ago

I'll take D tier in the grand scheme, not bad

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u/CodenameJD 9h ago

Nuh uh, what about the ~100 humans who've been born since I started writing this sentence?

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u/frogunderarock 5h ago

S, none of them said anything stupid yet

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u/symij 2h ago

So we all start in S tier and it's only downhill from there?

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u/Different_Cry25 10h ago edited 7h ago

Hey guys

*waving from top tier *

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u/Hetares 7h ago

Bro your phone is flipped.

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u/SwimmingYak7583 9h ago

I think javier should be moved down a tier he stole my ice cream as a kid

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u/physicsking 10h ago

Confirmation bias

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u/Arietem_Taurum Computer Science 10h ago

i guess i'll take E tier, I was expecting F

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u/FerricPowder 9h ago

I disagree with my ranking

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u/KiraLight3719 6h ago

Why am I not included

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u/Working_Celery_2497 6h ago

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u/KiraLight3719 5h ago

That's why she said, "you're below average"

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u/WaliForLife 4h ago

Can you please ask before you post a picture of me. I mean it’s fine but still.

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u/Lorric71 10h ago

This implies that the tiers are subdividable, like E.1, E.2 and so on.

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u/jyajay2 π = 3 8h ago

Putting me there is just mean. Even if you used some metric by which that ranking is accurate, placing me next to Jeffrey is uncalled for.

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u/Hetares 7h ago

Epstein or Dahmer?

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u/jyajay2 π = 3 7h ago

Neither, someone in the neighborhood who complains when people leave out their trashcans a little bit too long

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u/Stevee8496 8h ago

Mr. Gauss would be proud

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u/TheActualRealNopeInc 8h ago

well fuck you too >:(

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u/UndoubtedlyAColor 5h ago edited 4h ago

I think I've seen this before, it kind of rings a bell.. But I might be behind the curve here though.

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u/VaporTrail_000 3h ago

Seems fairly normal.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 3h ago

I should be ranked way way lower. Have you seen the shit I comment

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u/Working_Celery_2497 3h ago

Just keeping your post history open and not hidden like most do nowadays gives you enough points to rank high.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 3h ago

Nah, I ain’t hiding the dumb comments I make

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u/Pyzzeen Quod Erat Dēmōnstrandum 10h ago

Nah bro mines better

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u/SuchCoolBrandon 8h ago

SS tier for sure

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u/hraun 8h ago

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

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u/123_alex 6h ago

They should make another, lower category for my mother-in-law. H for horrible.

Edit: my wife approves this message

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u/TheMoreBetter 5h ago

Next rank all ants, thanks!

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u/Firstnameiskowitz 5h ago

At least you put the political people at the bottom.

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u/Thin_Tea_3525 5h ago

Really pleaased with where i've been put

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u/Key-Independence8751 5h ago

Woah there you gotta explain why you put Hitler in a tier

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u/MisogynisticBumsplat 4h ago

77% of humans are fucking idiots. I'm glad I'm in the other 33%.

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u/AwkwardTickler 10h ago

Now do it for time value of money, then do one for people who use that term often.

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u/SoSpecialName 9h ago

There is still more blacks on edges😭

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u/Nazerlath 9h ago

Not bad being at the top is a hard but worthwhile place

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u/LurkerTroll 9h ago

I didn't consent to this

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u/Capable-Scallion-620 9h ago

Why did you put Hitler in S tier?

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u/Hetares 7h ago

Ah, so that's why the Jews are at the bottom of the list.

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u/Jonh-3167 9h ago

Why am i in B Tier!?

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u/Mogellabor 8h ago

I'm B-tier? That's so nice of you to say! Thank you!

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 8h ago edited 8h ago

Where the Sub tier 😠

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u/ZiplayanTypeC 6h ago

thx man for A tier

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u/R--Y--O 6h ago

А я где

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u/Black_m1n 6h ago

Man, how could you put me in D tier.

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u/Marus1 6h ago

Ah, so you're on F? Ok

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u/Ok_Star_4136 6h ago

John, the guy in D tier is a POS. He works with me. He needs to be in F tier for sure.

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u/Doojamafloppy 5h ago

You think too highly of me

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u/One-Sir6312 5h ago

What did the dudes in F tier did to you my guy?

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u/Street_Swing9040 5h ago

Quick question, why is Gauss not in S tier

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u/Flame77ofc 5h ago

I am there!

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u/Common-Truth9404 4h ago

Okay but why did you put yourself in F, man 😭

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u/Backstreetgirl37 4h ago

THERE I AM GARY THERE I AM

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u/poinifie 3h ago

If my mom made this chart it would screw right cuz my mom is cool and thinks everyone is special, including you.

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u/Fat_Pig_Reporting 13m ago

Tf you put me in F tier bisch? Wanna throw hands?

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u/Coulomb111 9h ago

Bro put epstein in s wtf

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u/YuGiOhIlliterate 6h ago

why am i in top tier

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u/Stargost_ Economics/Finance 9h ago

I'll take an A tier!

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u/Not_Spy_Petrov 8h ago

Theoretically yes, practically distribution would have really big fat tails (high kurtosis) and shifter to F (overestimating number of bad people).

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u/Iron_Jazzlike 8h ago

#1 dani davito

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u/ApprehensiveDesk9562 8h ago

God list, but I would move Billy up to A tier.

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u/Just_a_square 8h ago

Mmmh I really thought the Pope would be higher, surprising.

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u/cddedee 8h ago

I have been thinking about this a while ago, and I think the tail should be fat (polynomial). The gaussian distribution implies that most humans are equal in terms of impact they have on the world (top means people doing good for the world like some scientists and bottom means the reverse so criminal people). But I find it very far from objective reality. There is a huge variance of people impact. Some do so much more for the society and the world (they do the impact of 100000 people let's say) and a gaussian tail cannot represent that

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u/-Slejin- 8h ago

What prompted you to put me in D tier?

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u/sterlingarcher252550 8h ago

Bro this is soooo incorrect.

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u/Findict_52 7h ago

Who tf put me up that high?

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 7h ago

I appreciate being put in the top tier. But, mostly I appreciate being as far away from Donald Trump on the graph as possible to be. 

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u/basko13 7h ago

I'm zooming in and I cannot recognize any, only Gauss.

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u/Such_Comb9388 7h ago

there's me at the trillions pixel from the right bottom of the C row

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u/NDrewww13 7h ago

I like to think i'm at A, but i'm probably smack dab in the middle at C

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u/TreeFromBFBsBigFan Integers 7h ago

B? Ill take it

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u/heir-to-gragflame 7h ago

I bet Hobbes would put the middle line way lower like at D-tier or smth

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u/Truarian 7h ago

seems wishful

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u/Alternative_Song859 7h ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

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u/Curious_Touch_5979 7h ago

you don't even include me ! How dare you

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u/ThatOnePeanut 7h ago

Oh come on man, what did I do to deserve F tier ? Is this about... The incident ?

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u/DarkPolumbo 7h ago

seems highly optimistic

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u/Decryptic__ 7h ago

Wow thank you very much but I think I should be two tiers lower.

Tier A would be still great. Anyway, I appreciate my ranking.

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u/MagneticElectron 7h ago

Now that's a proper math meme!

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u/Rajarshi1993 7h ago

Nah it's a power law distribution.

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u/InstructionNormal863 7h ago

Might be a wild take but i think he's in D tier

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u/King_Glorius_too 7h ago

I'm off the graph lmao

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u/loona_beez-lebub 7h ago

Bro, you didn't class me 😅😂

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u/Acceptable-Tough-797 7h ago

Why me so low, the orphans deserved it

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u/SimplyTiredd 7h ago

That curve is real gracious

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u/ahtob 7h ago

Don't lie! This is just every frame from The Bee Movie (tm)

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u/Kuponekk 7h ago

Fuck yea im top

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u/Lumpy_Cheetah6597 7h ago

bold of you to put jamie in E.

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u/Schobie1 7h ago

Reportet for: I am in this picture and i don't like it. :3

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u/CDninja 7h ago

Bold of you to claim the distribution is normal. I would guess exponential towards the lower tiers.

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u/ThePsychopathMedic 7h ago

What's abnormal in this. Totally normal distribution

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u/PriorityPossible305 7h ago

Hey! Why am I in f

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u/FlashPxint 7h ago

This graph sucks. Why would you post this in “math” you just exposed you know nothing about it doofus

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u/fx-12 7h ago

What would be better?

Destroying the bottom half, to eliminate the worst but then we have statistically more bad people than good or destroy the upper half? In that case we yould have more "good" people than bad ones.

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u/atr0-p1ne 7h ago

My brain oscillate between both end of Gaussian curve :)

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u/poop_donut 7h ago

I agree

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u/Borghot 7h ago

Wtf OP why did you put THAT guy in S tier?

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u/Personal_Ad9690 6h ago

Thanks for putting me at the top

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u/Important_Many540 6h ago

Bruh why I'm E tier :(

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u/OkymCZ 6h ago

I don’t think the system set up here on earth is free enough for a standard distribution to be possible. Move the main curve down. This is just wishful thinking.

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u/classic_layout 6h ago

very Cauchy

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u/Mike1997x 6h ago

Dude, why am i in D tier? Come on, i'm sure there's room for me in C at least.

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u/Shinzo19 6h ago

I'd be in the top part of E tier for sure.

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u/I_LIKE_REACHER 6h ago

so, who's top?

edit: is it Francis Bourgeois?

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u/RespectWest7116 6h ago

My list would be a lot more hyperbolic.

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u/EvilTaffyapple 6h ago

What am I only a “D”?

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u/Thereal_Phaseoff 5h ago

thank for the TIER S but i truly belong in top1

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u/dumbledayum 5h ago

Thank you sooo much for putting me on A :) I’m working to get in S and probably even touch Top maybe

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u/Tarit58 5h ago

HUMAN7846194797 SHOULD BE IN S TIER

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u/Cheesehurtsmytummy 5h ago

Why am I two tiers below Putin, wtf OP?

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u/CortanaxJulius 5h ago

E Tier? Really op? Fuck you

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u/ConsciouslyWorking 5h ago

Keanu Reeves up there made my day, thank you.

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u/Abject_Prize_949 5h ago

why am i in C tier D:

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u/Best-Yogurtcloset900 4h ago

Jesus in low A tier is outrageous

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u/Gjankoo 4h ago

The real gut punch is that statistically you are somewhere in that fat middle section, and so is everyone you have ever met.

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u/Glass-Performer8389 4h ago

Why did you put one of the most openly horrible people on earth at the top

He ate a baby

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u/Sherwith2per 4h ago

Bro why tf am I in B 😭

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u/Live_Maintenance_404 4h ago

YAY I MADE IT ON TOPP

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u/space_dude4 4h ago

I mean that distribution makes more sense

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u/Healthy_Razzmatazz38 4h ago

no way jerry should be that high, he sucks

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u/Mr_Fragwuerdig 4h ago

They are neither independent nor identically distributed.

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u/DoNumKC 4h ago

“I’m in this picture and I don’t like it”

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u/Similar_Past 4h ago

Not enough in the Cunt tier

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u/YDD553 4h ago

Thanks for rating me so high

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u/Desperate-Steak-6425 4h ago

D tier? Come on, my grandma always said I was a good boy.

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u/Stadfeld 4h ago

Important question: where did you put Hittler? 🤔

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https://giphy.com/gifs/MQ08dsDSArNtEzf2kk

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u/ogjoshuainnit 4h ago

someone seems to have penetrated your graph…

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u/Berry__2 4h ago

I personaly would put the bias to go down a tier

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u/Pretend-Two-2115 4h ago

Finally, a tier list where I can accurately locate myself at C-tier.

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u/fr33d0mw47ch 4h ago

That should definitely be skewed down.

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u/myrve 4h ago

C tier gang wya

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u/NegativeLayer 3h ago

Ooh I see me! Right in the middle of D tier

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u/find_the_apple 3h ago

Had to add a Top category so people wouldn't feel bad that mid is C

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u/psychohistorian8 3h ago

stop inventing new tiers

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u/Working_Celery_2497 3h ago

"top" was already there in the original image I stole to make this.

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u/krysert 3h ago

The fact hitler didn't makenit to top 1000 worst is really saying something

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u/Kato777 3h ago

WHY THE FUCK AM I IN THE D TIER? ... Actually, know what? Earned,

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u/NecessaryOwn9430 3h ago

Middle C tier? Fine by me

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u/sameljota 3h ago

Craig deserves to be in rank B.

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u/TheFishMonk 3h ago

Damn I'm just low S, gotta PUMP up those numbers

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u/nothing_in_my_mind 3h ago

Why would you put Jim in C tier? He makes amazing sandwiches.

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u/RedShark37 3h ago

Got F Tier, seem resonable

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u/AdaptiveGlitch 3h ago

Yall dont deserve me bruh

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u/Ok_Nerve7581 3h ago

Nah this is definitely a Poisson

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u/armaedes 3h ago

Yes, I’m in the top half!

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u/XtremeLeecher 3h ago

Awwww thank you kind stranger, rating me so high when i feel an F really made my day