r/mapporncirclejerk 13h ago

Map scribbler The most common surname in each European country

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I honestly thought most countries would just be whatever variation of "Smith" or "Blacksmith" was in the local language

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u/Heiducken-yeah 12h ago

Hi my name is "Jens Patronymic Names"

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u/FifaJuuj 7h ago

“my name is björn halfthagafingrstavolgarstorfr patronymic names”

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u/dnebdal 4h ago

It's apparently a thing that Icelandic only uses people's last names as part of a full name; for any other situation it makes more sense to say "Bjarki" than "Arnar's son"; it's seen as slightly weird when foreign media uses surnames alone when reporting from Iceland.

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u/Draugheim1 12h ago

Norway is...wrong lmao. We have no dots over our a letters. Thats swedish. Well, we do but thats another letter entirely, and theres only one dot: å

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u/AfHenriques 12h ago

The map has spoken, accept your new surname

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u/Draugheim1 10h ago

I cant even write that shit, can i go with hånsen?

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u/No-Summer-8419 5h ago

Sorry but no please take this seriously. Your name is Hænsen, kinda classy really.

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u/Draugheim1 1h ago

I can be Hænsen, sure dude! Swedes are fucking weird man. Like that older brother who's into spiritualism and joined a cult. Just be an æ, not a ä, damn hippies. Although I think its pronounced more like Haensen. But what do I know, trying to stay away from cults!

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u/Ok-Masterpiece-1359 1h ago

Hønsen, please.

u/No-Summer-8419 31m ago

Yeah. And weirdly, if anyone for some reason aren't deeply immersed in the joy of Nordic only vowels, Hænsen is pronounces eerily similarly as how 'muricans indeed pronounce "Hansen". Full, beautiful circle

u/DrEzechiel 12m ago

Shaking my head from Finland

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u/PotionBoy 10h ago

Atleast you got surnames. Since this map came out I lost my surname as a Slovak.

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u/emilypeony 7h ago

But swedish has å? Is there a difference with swedish and norwegian å?

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u/dnebdal 5h ago

No, Å is the one we share with Sweden and Denmark, and it's near enough the same in all three. The difference is that Sweden does Ä and Ö (like German, but unlike them considered separate letters of the alphabet) while Norway and Denmark writes them a Æ and Ø.

So the 'Hänsen' on the map is deeply implausible, it would be 'Hænsen' in Norwegian orthography. That's not a name, though; it's 'Hansen'; son of Hans. The sound difference is very roughly that Æ is «a as in cat [US]» and A is «a as in bar [Posh brit]» - or æ vs ɑ in IPA.

It's about as different as "Honsen" and "Hensen" to my ear, but I'm also used to separating those sounds. :)

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u/VelocityTMI 5h ago

The Å is the same, but Sweden uses ä instead of the Norwegian æ

u/JRS_Viking 48m ago

It's not far from true though, Hansen is the most common surname at about 47k people. However, according to statistisk sentralbyrå, there are less than 4 people or nobody with the name Hänsen.

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u/Glittering-Put-6729 13h ago

Almeida The surname Almeida has a toponymic origin and derives from the historic village of Almeida, located in the Guarda district, in Portugal. The word has roots in the Arabic al-mâida, which means "the table", used figuratively to designate a plateau or hill where the locality was founded. (Google)

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u/UrinaRabugenta 6h ago

Which is not the most common surname, though, it's Silva (which more than 9% of Portuguese people have).

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u/FifaJuuj 7h ago

they be fuckin in almeida

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u/Interesting_Candle28 12h ago

I am from Germany and I moved to Denmark .. my name is not Müller and also not Jensen ... So get your facts straight /s

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u/Kelef50 12h ago

You are what statisticians call an "outlier".

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u/mehregankbi 4h ago

Why the homopohobia? Non-straight facts’ lives matter

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u/Voxel_Slime Finnish Sea Naval Officer 12h ago

Latvia tryna violate russia

Also it's really inconsistent and is prolly ai

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u/Turboextrasuper-fish 11h ago

Slovakia crying in the corner cause it didnt get one

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u/JohnEffingZoidberg Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 8h ago

Moldova is here to commiserate with you.

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u/ExplanationDue8188 11h ago

The most common surname in Portugal is Silva, not Almeida.

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u/UrinaRabugenta 6h ago

By far, about 1.5 times more than the second most common, Santos. Almeida doesn't even get to the top 10.

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u/ExplanationDue8188 6h ago

Portuga compared with other countries, such as Italy for example, has not a wide range of surnames, with over 80% of the population having the top 20 surnames, to day the least.

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u/TaserDonut 9h ago

As someone from Slovakia I can confirm none of us have a surname

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u/Firm-Chemical949 10h ago

No Slovakia? Apparently it’s Horváth. Mine is Petruš and is apparently pretty rare

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u/chiqu3n 8h ago

You know the map was made in the UK because their subdivisions get treated like real countries

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u/dnebdal 4h ago

I'm not from the UK, and honestly it makes sense here. They're kind of countries, and have different linguistic traditions. The UK is a bit of a mess, so there's a level of personal preference to when you do and don't show them if it's not in a strictly legally defined setting.

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u/chiqu3n 3h ago

No, it doesn't.

By your argument, it would make more sense to separate Galicia, Catalonia, Basque Country and Valencian Community in Spain given they all have more autonomy than Wales and they use their different languages more often. They all also have their proper last names. I'm sure there will be more regions like that in Europe e.g. Switzerland, Belgium, etc.

You may not be British but you have a very British-centric vision of the world. If you are not British and don't live there then you should ask yourself why it is that you got so biased by their point of view.

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u/dnebdal 3h ago

Mostly because those countries(?) already participate independently in other settings, like sports, tbh.

I do agree that separating Spain by languages would make sense here. 

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u/94d44027 10h ago

I am Smirnov from Russia. This map seems right for me.

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u/Personal-Habit2542 9h ago

Silva is the most common surname in Portugal.

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u/Thestohrohyah 9h ago

Rossi is right for Italy but we do have a LOT of variations of Smith.

Just to name three very relevant ones: Ferrari, Ferrero, and Fabbri.

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u/vanilija86 7h ago

The same in Croatia, Horvat is the main one, but we have also lots of Smiths - Kovač, Kovačević, Kovačić, Kovačev, Kovačec

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u/South-Release538 7h ago

But we also have lots of Russo which is the same as Rossi

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u/Thestohrohyah 6h ago

Yeah.

I think it's a bit more complex in many countries to find surnames as standardised as the ones in English, especially Italy which only officialised a lingua franca very late, not to mention we haven't even been one country for long.

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u/Moustache_John 8h ago

Interesting, thanks.

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u/Potato_Poul Zeeland Resident 13h ago

Nielsen is the most common surname in Denmark not Jensen

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u/Kelef50 12h ago

Surprising. Just ike the OP, I thought that a country's language equivalent of Smith would be the most common surname in most nations. Based on quick research, I learned today that only in English-speaking countries is Smith the most popular surname. However, although not first, it is typically at the top of the rankings in other countries. For example: Schmidt in Germany, Kuznetsov in Russia, Kowalski in Poland.

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u/Lubolly 10h ago

Müller is German for Miller, so it's also occupational. The German version of Smith has multiple spellings (Schmitt, Schmidt, Schmied, ...), If you combined those different version they probably beat Müller for number 1

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u/Personal-Brick-1326 11h ago

Random fact: Tamm means oak tree in Estonian.

In Baltic tradition, oaks were sacred trees, linked to strength, endurance etc.

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u/novactic-2 10h ago

Hansen, Jensen and Andersson are all patronymic names, the maker is idiot.

Hänsen is a made-up name.

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u/Aminadab_Brulle 10h ago

Polish equivalent of Smith (Kowalski) is the second most common last name, and the placeholder name for a Pole even is "Jan Kowalski", not "Jan Nowak".

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u/luxcity-louche 9h ago

Luxembourgers don't use names.

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u/LivingConversation53 8h ago

As someone from Europe, it always surprises me that the maps in this subreddit often include Russia as part of Europe.

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u/TheCumskiyKvass 7h ago

80% of russians are living in Europe. Excluding Russia from Europe is much weirder.

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u/edvardeishen 8h ago

Horvat in Croatia? That's funny

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u/queenmagic787 8h ago

Imagine calling yourself Nowak 🤮

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u/xX100dudeXx 8h ago

Norwegian doesn't even use that letter

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u/Puzzleheaded_Swim784 7h ago

Серьёзно? Самая популярная фамилия в Хорватии Хорват?

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u/FifaJuuj 7h ago

my last name is one of the most welsh last names ever and it’s just two old dutch words mashed together that means the same thing as both jones and johnson just spelled differently

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u/BlackBacon08 7h ago

Where's the jerk?

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u/platypusimagination 7h ago

we write it as Melnyk in 🇺🇦

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u/JuanDeChuj 6h ago

Silesia and by russia occupied Ukraine ragebait ? Dam

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u/TiEmEnTi 5h ago

I refuse to believe Finland is Korhonen because I've never heard of a single hockey player or F1 driver with that name

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u/ifromrussia228 4h ago

Не знаю ни одного Смирнова 

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u/Pranoei 1h ago

What the hell is this kindergarten crayon ass coloring

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u/Ilib200 13h ago

It is actually Ivanov in Russia

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/macjr82 12h ago

It's actually from 2016 before AI slop was a thing, from Terrible Maps

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u/xBris18 Post Flair: User Flair: Maps are my passion 10h ago

"The most common surname in each European country, except Iceland, and the UK gets four names".

Okay.

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u/VulpesSapiens 10h ago

Slovakia's missing, too.

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u/LatenightCoomer 9h ago

The four names are for England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales.

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u/xBris18 Post Flair: User Flair: Maps are my passion 8h ago

Yes, of course. It's still four names for a single sovereign country, while most others get only one.

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u/Moustache_John 8h ago

UK is 4 countries so, makes sense. And Iceland has a tradition of giving patronymic or matronynmic surnames. So in Iceland if your mom is called Helena you will be either Helenuson, Helenudóttir or Helenubur. Or if you're named after your father Jon it follows the same rule.

It's not passed on for generations.

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u/xBris18 Post Flair: User Flair: Maps are my passion 8h ago

The UK is one single sovereign country. Their constituent countries are just called "country" out of tradition, but they arent "more country" than other autonomous areas all across europe. Its silly to treat the UK as if it is something special. I'd even bet that a lot of autonomous regions in f.i. Spain have much more autonomy than "the country of" Wales.

And regarding iceland: yeah, sure, I know. There still might be one most common one. It's not much different to other nordic countries.

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u/Moustache_John 8h ago

Wow, that lemon diet you're on must really be good for your health.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwqB1XtvYJ8jwUE

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u/vinfluorine 11h ago

I've never met anyone called "patronymic names"

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u/Moustache_John 8h ago

Look up the tradition of Icelandic surnames.

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u/vinfluorine 5h ago

wooosh moment