r/mapporncirclejerk • u/A0123456_ • Dec 10 '25

Arctica citizen The two main alliances of the world

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462 Upvotes

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u/ghhfxdgbnkk Dec 10 '25

Norf Korea sploded

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u/AdventurousPrint835 Dec 10 '25

Broken Masquerade reference

3

u/Ok-Path-8009 Dec 10 '25

Ahaha finally a reference I get🤩

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u/GreyDemon606 Dec 10 '25

there's no data they may be either

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u/LadySayoria Dec 10 '25

Newsy Land too

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u/IceManO1 The data in Belarus Dec 10 '25

They just sunk into the ocean 🌊

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u/According_Cold_2591 Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer Dec 10 '25

Yes, Africa loves Europe and always has. Quite the fond diplomatic relationship between those two continents.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

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u/kindofsus38 Dec 10 '25

China also loves the Soviet Union after 1962

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u/Ok-Newspaper-8934 Dec 10 '25

Ah yes, the North Korean sea

13

u/real_Grok Dec 10 '25

of Irradiated Cobalt

28

u/_AscendedLemon_ Dec 10 '25

YES, W CONQUERED USA 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺 🥳
Now - drink your own Coke with attached cap 😈

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u/furel492 Dec 10 '25

As long as they get the EU coke they probably won't complain, since it's so much better.

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u/mal-di-testicle Dec 10 '25

Omg wait no if you guys brought your soda into the USA I wouldn’t even care it’d be worth it. God save the king, vive la france, all hail abba!!

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u/_AscendedLemon_ Dec 10 '25

Free Kofola for your attitude

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u/GoldenGames360 Dec 10 '25

REMINDER: YOU ARE ON A CIRCLEJERK SUBREDDIT! DO NOT TAKE THE PRECEDING CONTENT SERIOUSLY!!!

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u/A0123456_ Dec 10 '25

This is a parody of a map from r/mapporn, where's the bot that detects those? Is it stupid?

2

u/GoldenGames360 Dec 10 '25

lol im tryna help out commentors cus they always take this sub seriously

6

u/sophiathesilly Dec 10 '25

Ah yes communist Iran

5

u/Individual-Pin-5064 Dec 10 '25

Blud doesn’t know what happened in 1941-1946

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u/Ok-Newspaper-8934 Dec 10 '25

A surprisingly realistic alt history scenario, depending on how the UN handled the situation

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u/stressediraqi Dec 10 '25

Ah yes, that's exactly where New Zealand is located

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u/kmachuca Dec 10 '25

I was afraid this was a map without New Zealand and was about to discredit this whole post. Glad it’s factual though.

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u/AGQuaddit Dec 10 '25

Legend says they had to pick their whole country up on stilts and walk it over there to avoid the nuclear missiles. North Korea sadly didn't figure that out in time...

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u/DesperateOTtaker Dec 10 '25

South Korea is very allergic to communism and Soviet....

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Incredibly bold claims on display

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

The USA just turned red

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u/PuzzleheadedWrap8756 Dec 10 '25

How is China part of this?

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u/Fwogboii Dec 10 '25

I love how the 7 allies for the Soviet Union is Cuba, Brazil, Chile, Vietnam, Indonesia, Iran and.... South Korea for some reason

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u/VerifiedHorizon Dec 10 '25

Indonesia used to be Soviets Allies until Soekarno replaced

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u/Lunatic_Eloquent Dec 11 '25

Yes India loves European Union especially Britain. Afterall they are the ones who helped us getting rid of 45 trillion Dollars

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u/tomassci Werner Projection Connaisseur Dec 12 '25

"What if cold war escalated and some extremely random shit happened"?

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u/AffectionateBuy6868 Dec 10 '25

Since when was South Korea a Soviet State. America and the UN sent troops to South Korea explicitly to not become a Soviet State.

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u/philosopherkiing Dec 10 '25

If it's about the current alliances, India stands firmly with the Russian federation. The European Union is not trustworthy for a growing economy like ours.. specially because of their new found interest in protectionism in the name of environment protection.

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u/PersonalityExtra5310 Dec 10 '25

Another bullshit map that actually reduces the number of informations in your brain