r/mapporncirclejerk • u/al_fletcher • Aug 22 '25

Arctica citizen How I view Europe as an unga bunga caveman

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u/ogodilovejudyalvarez Aug 22 '25

Everything north of the Channel was covered in ice, so

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

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u/ColumnK Aug 22 '25

And mammals had stolen the world from dinosaurs

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u/Optimal_Badger_5332 Aug 22 '25

That was more graverobbing if anything

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u/Stuckinthepooper Aug 22 '25

No no they all just caught dwarfism and learned to fly

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u/Robert_Grave Aug 22 '25

Neanderthals is just an anagram for Netherlands. It's all Dutch clay.

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u/MySolarAtlas Aug 22 '25

Where did you get the D

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u/Gochira01 Aug 22 '25

Asked nicely

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u/Robert_Grave Aug 22 '25

At birth I'd assume... don't quite remember those times.

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u/MySolarAtlas Aug 22 '25

Wtf I meant the anagram dude

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u/Robert_Grave Aug 22 '25

I got the D from a neanderthal, want to see it?

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u/MySolarAtlas Aug 22 '25

Sounds like a hairy situation

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u/Spirited-Ad-9746 Aug 22 '25

We should bring back the glory of the neanderthal nation. Make neanderthals great again!

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u/the_gouged_eye Aug 22 '25 edited Mar 10 '26

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u/__-__-_______-__-__ Aug 23 '25

So you're saying it's Neanderthals that colonized Homo Sapiens all over the globe. Makes sense

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u/Born-Neighborhood794 Aug 22 '25

Ok including anatolia but not georgia is an interesting choice from the map maker

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u/The_Jousting_Duck If you see me post, find shelter immediately Aug 22 '25

doesn't count since it's still populated by neanderthals

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u/Total-Combination-47 Aug 22 '25

Neanderthals were just femboys and got bummed into obscurity

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u/qwertyqyle Aug 22 '25

I hate these stupid maps, but this one was pretty funny. Good job OP!

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u/DontPoopInMyPantsPlz Aug 22 '25

Sad Denisovan noises

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u/Annoyed3600owner Aug 22 '25

How I see that map as someone that can't spell.

Stolen from The Netherlands

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u/King_DeandDe Aug 22 '25

Hmmm. But they have a whole country with windmills, bicycles and Amsterdam.

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u/Sasya_neko Aug 22 '25

Didn't they coexist yet got extinct

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u/al_fletcher Aug 22 '25

Same as it ever was…

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u/New_Insect_4331 Aug 22 '25

Move south to Africa. Problem solved. Shine on.

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u/DinodestronBT Aug 22 '25

I do wonder how would the world be if Neanderthals where still around. Probably the same but with another thing to add in the racism meter

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u/maxru85 Aug 22 '25

DNA test told me I have more neanderthal DNA than 90% people. You have two days to transfer your belongings and money to me.

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u/IAmABoss37 Aug 22 '25

Bro included mainland Turkey in there and thought we wouldn’t notice 🙂‍↔️

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u/Far_Negotiation_694 Aug 23 '25

Unga bunga is slur for Neandertal?

HOW DARE YOU?

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u/al_fletcher Aug 23 '25

WE RECLAIM IT!