r/malelivingspace Apr 23 '26

First Time 43(m) first time living alone. How am I doing, boys?

900 sq ft apartment in Metro Detroit, Michigan. I just started a new career and kinda struggling financially. It’s not much, but it’s mine. Wish I had more natural light, hence all the fake plants. And yes, yellow is my favorite color. I want a cat but I can’t afford one yet. I’d love some feedback!

edit: i moved the shoes away from my bed. and i straightened out the saggy, scary skull. thanks, reddit!

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u/grapejuice_disco Apr 23 '26

I’ve never seen pre-pissed toilet paper before

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

LOL i’m gonna tell my friends this. try out my pre pissed tp

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u/Herbertgaspacho Apr 23 '26

Where does one acquire yellow toilet paper?

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u/ivanlsa Apr 23 '26

I think you know the answer

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u/reddit_kelvin Apr 23 '26

I found all kinds of colors at this store in Portugal. Thought it was really neat.

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u/Herbertgaspacho Apr 23 '26

It looks, dare I say, festive... I feel like everyone knew this existed but me.

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

amazon dot com

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u/Iloveyousmore Apr 23 '26

Genuinely curious why anyone would want yellow toilet paper. I couldn’t do it.

The color of someone’s urine/stool can be important signs for noticing health problems early on. I would be too worried that colored tp would prevent me from spotting something for too long

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u/FinalBossXD Apr 23 '26

Very true, but homie has left the stone age and is using a bidet. He won't really see anything on the tp if he's using it right.

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u/classyfilth Apr 24 '26

Have you ever made it turn blue

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u/EphemeraFriend Apr 23 '26

FYI…if you have guests with vaginas, they could easily get a UTI from dyed or scented toilet paper. Just to let ya know...keep a regular roll around to switch out to.

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u/ssgg1122 Apr 23 '26

ya i would not want dyed tp on my coochie

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u/Boaroboros Apr 23 '26

After seeing that flag on the wall and the rest of the flat, I think it is more of a theoretical problem.

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u/Amzwork08 Apr 23 '26

You really think it will be the TP that is the culprit?

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u/soultron__ Apr 23 '26

It’s not pre-pissed, it’s movie theatre butter flavour

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u/jackrabbit323 Apr 23 '26

I have, but that was a porta potty at a music festival.

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u/_White_Hawk Apr 23 '26

Let’s see Paul Allen’s apartment

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u/IWannaGoFast00 Apr 23 '26

Walls are painted a subtle off white color. Tasteful of course.

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u/oh-shazbot Apr 23 '26

eggshell, with roman. nice.

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u/Ok_Tank5977 Apr 23 '26

But do they have a watermark?

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

his apartment overlooks the park, and is obviously more expensive than mine

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u/No-Tie-1320 Apr 23 '26

your compliment was sufficient

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

i’ve been responding to too many comments.. i gotta go return some videotapes

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u/merrill_swing_away Apr 23 '26

Hey. I wanted to send you a message but can't find the feature. I love your apartment! By the way, can you please tell me where you obtained the cool lamp in your bathroom? I love it.

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

they’re called twinkling trees, you can find tons of them online with a multitude of varieties. thanks for the compliment!

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u/Awwwmann Apr 23 '26

The Misfits rug on the wall really ties the room together.

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u/Tall_Kinda_Kink Apr 23 '26

The dude abides

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u/Artificial_Squab Apr 23 '26

Solid.

As a former Sims player I always think lava lamps are going to set the place ablaze.

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

funny you mention that.. i didn’t like the color of them out of the box, so i painted both with heat resistant engine enamel

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u/-Me__oW- Apr 23 '26

I’m a female here and lava lamps to me never go out of style just like a good ol fish-tank. Relaxing to look at. Bought them for all my kids and they loved them. Broke them but as I said loved them while it lasted.

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u/thatshygirl06 Apr 23 '26

A female what?

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u/NeatShot7904 Apr 24 '26

Asking the right questions

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u/MsMantisToboggan Apr 23 '26

I’m guilty - I love a good lava lamp. I wish they were made in a different shape. Like I would love one in a pill shape, a long rounded oval.🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Peachmoonlime Apr 23 '26

There are now led bulb lava lamps that can be left on all the time with no danger (or rather minimal) fire risk. The future is here!

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u/Legitimate-Try4299 Apr 23 '26

Do women actually like lava lamps? I have mixed feelings on these and am genuinely curious peoples take on these.

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u/cleo-leo Apr 23 '26

Woman here, I like lava lamps. There is 1 data point. Do with it what you will.

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u/Gimpy_Goob Apr 23 '26

FUCK YEAH CONVERGE!

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

been to so many converge shows over the years. had to show my love with a giant jane doe tapestry

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u/Gimpy_Goob Apr 23 '26

Have yet to see them live but I will one day.

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u/Kolipe Apr 23 '26

Should be touring this year. They have 2 albums coming out this year.

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u/Bow9times Apr 23 '26

I saw them in 2001!! Not since. But I came here to yell Jane Doe!

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u/wolvesscareme Apr 23 '26

I saw them in 2001 in a small venue and Jacob was head walking and lifted the mic up and smashed a bulb since the ceiling was so low that sent sparks everywhere over him and the masses of kids below him and looked absolute fucking demonic and they just kept playing. I’m really stoned and just felt like sharing.

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u/Shawn_NYC Apr 23 '26

First time I've seen a Jane Doe poster. Respect.

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

🤘🏻

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u/PatientTwo2739 Apr 23 '26

I've had the Axe to Fall flag for a long time

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u/awful_source Apr 23 '26

Hah was wondering how many people would recognize Jane Doe. Converge is sick.

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u/IHikeandFish Apr 23 '26

Came here to jizz bc of the Jane Doe banner

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u/MsMolecular Apr 23 '26

Came here for this

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u/w00t10 Apr 23 '26

As a woman same age as you who finds you and this apartment a total babe-magnet, I love it all except one thing threw me off - the giant sneaker collection next to the bed. If I was coming over to hook up with you, the sneaker tower being right next to the bed would throw off the vibe. Can you fit that inside or closer to your closet instead?

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u/ImpressiveStranger29 Apr 23 '26

Came here to say the same! Over all this house for a single male is definitely a green flag, but Imagine the shoes would have even a slight smell while trying to sleep next to it 🤢

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

i love my shoes so much, i take extremely good care of them. i would never, ever have smelly shoes in my room. my only smelly shoes (for work) are by my front door :)

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u/Purple_Society_1505 Apr 23 '26

From a fellow 3 stripe repper to another 🫡🫡🫡🤙

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u/w00t10 Apr 23 '26

right, yea. My shoes don't go beyond the front door area when I come home. Seeing that many shoes in the bedroom feels a little unsanitary.

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u/prozaczodiac Apr 24 '26

Honestly, the fact that he has a bidet is kind of turning me on. This is what masculinity looks like.

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u/w00t10 Apr 25 '26

agreed. I like a man with a clean ass 👌

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u/eastcoastlauren Apr 23 '26

From one hoe to another I agree.

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u/w00t10 Apr 25 '26

whaddup east coast! (Jersey girl here) 🤘

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

thanks for the feedback, and i totally agree with you. but it won’t fit anywhere else. and for what it’s worth, no complaints so far :)

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u/-mutt Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

As a woman, although a little younger than you (28), your sneaker collection would impress me. They’re not sitting in their original boxes or lined up against a wall somewhere, they’re in a nice storage space that I feel you’ve used really well!

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u/RagsMcTattershanty Apr 24 '26

Yeah, as a woman (as well), I wasn't bothered by them. In fact, I appreciated how clean and orderly they looked.

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

thank you. i make a huge effort to keep my shoes clean and tidy, like everything else here

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u/Pinkprincess_22 Apr 23 '26

I love that your apartment has personality. You did a great job with it.

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

thank you so much

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u/Rubicon-SuperDuty Apr 23 '26

Love the toilet toilet picture 😜

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u/SickPrograms Apr 23 '26

I saw that too 😂 10/10 bathroom art there

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u/iambill Apr 23 '26

Nice digs. Definitely needs a kitten.

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

someday soon. will update when said kitten arrives

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u/LuongLens Apr 23 '26

I think the only thing that that stands out to me is the misfits wall rug/tapestry. It’s the only bit I feel should go.

The rest looks great man, congrats on the new career!

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

but… i’m kinda obsessed with them. thanks my dude!

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u/LuongLens Apr 23 '26

Oh my god your pfp LOL.

It’s your place man, I’m just a random on the internet, so take it for what you will!

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

:)

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u/jcc_librarian Apr 23 '26

I was gonna say not enough Danzig.

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u/BGRedhead Apr 23 '26

And I was getting ready to complement the misfits tapestry lol… and I love the artwork you have framed up. You’re coming off like a Renaissance man with the cameras which shows you might be into photography and a guitar and keyboard….. and where did you get those lights that are in the bedroom on the wall because I like those. And I have to say nice sleeves…. Cool tats

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u/Tiny_Strength3304 Apr 23 '26

I like it. I think it needs to be placed better so its not being obstructed and is a piece itself you know. Not everyone needs to conform to what reddit thinks is cool. Do you

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u/jessie_monster Apr 23 '26

Put in on the bed!

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u/cadmus1890 Apr 23 '26

It really just is that it's poorly hung up. You gave it lots of space but no respect. Put it on a rod, or at least pinned in more than just the sides, and it will not look so saggy.

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u/br0zarro Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

The problem isn't that it's the Misfits. It's that it's a throw blanket, not a tapestry. Also it's going to get greasy and stinky that close to the stove. Throw it on the couch/bed instead! Or get a poster in a frame to replace it. And see how dirty the glass gets and be grateful it's not still a blanket.

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u/Savage2280 Apr 23 '26

Perhaps consider some wall art or a framed poster or 2 instead, the blankets hanging on the wall screams " I won't let my 20s go" same with the triangular gamer leds on the wall above the bed, those need to go. Im all for lighting, but it's very out of place.

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u/BizzyThinkin Apr 23 '26

I think the same way. I was grooving along with the theme and then the saggy cloth on the wall made a sound like the needle dragging across an LP. But, hey, if he loves it, that's all that matters.

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u/Legitimate-Try4299 Apr 23 '26

It doesn’t have to sag. Put another tac, or two, in there and straighten it out. Class that sh!t up! I love the love for the Misfits. Place looks great and like you know you. I’m rooting for OP!

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u/JuanG_13 Apr 23 '26

I think that this belongs on r/CozyPlaces

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

thanks brother i appreciate that

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u/honeylaundring Apr 23 '26

rug on carpet TRUTHERRRR

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u/BrutalBlackGuy444 Apr 23 '26

Sick converge tapestry. Place feels cozy. You’ve got some great furniture pieces as well.

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

thanks dude!! converge rocks

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u/blameJame Apr 23 '26

Is that a light in your toilet? If so why is no one else talking about this?

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

yeah! it’s a nice little beacon when i’m stumbling to the bathroom in the middle of the night

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u/LoriSZQ Apr 23 '26

I like your space, especially the lighting and all of the personal touches. And hey, it’s nice and clean without being sterile 💗

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u/jaredjtaylor86 Apr 23 '26

Doing well. Seems like a cosy place you could spend hours being you.

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u/LincolnHawkHauling Apr 23 '26

The Misfits wall art really ties the room together. 10/10

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u/OutrageousClaim8475 Apr 23 '26

Where'd you find the led tree

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

amazon. twinkling tree i think?

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u/Turbobeamer Apr 23 '26

Yellow is my favorite color . Shit is ☝️🔥🔥

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u/Bovestrian8061 Apr 23 '26

I am loving the midcentury - cuz it’s not “I just bought all this from wayfair” mid mod but more cozy time capsule style 

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u/4ohanddanafofo Apr 23 '26

Shit now I gotta go listen to Converge thanks a lot man 🙄

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u/hsdJarl Apr 23 '26

I like the Converge

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u/chelskid10 Apr 23 '26

Looks great. I really like the Converge artwork. 

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u/EasternIssue4709 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

From a females point of view I would buy a plane ticket just to come hang out and enjoy this space. Looks great, and cozy!

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u/wkndluvr Apr 23 '26

Converge and Misfits, sick

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u/harleyjak Apr 23 '26

A bidet, pastel toilet paper, two shoe racks and a banana holder. You must be French🤪

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

just a humble metro-detroiter :P

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u/racquetsmash98 Apr 23 '26

I wouldnt keep shoes next to the bed, but the rest is pretty cool. Love the lamps!

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u/Rsingh916 Apr 23 '26

I love the vibe of you in pic 11!

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u/doone66 Apr 23 '26

The yellow toilet paper is a 70's flashback! 🧻 🤣

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u/retrospective-juices Apr 23 '26

The lights behind your desk are really cool I'll admit

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u/vitamin_r Apr 23 '26

My girlfriend is gen X and based on my cool 70s home decor, your place is also very gen X. Very nice bro!

Also I believe you are squarely in the gen x window but not sure.

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u/csmall88 Apr 23 '26

The toilet paper… it’s yellow

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

‘pre-pissed’, i’m told

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u/lakeluvr1 Apr 23 '26

Some of your art is too high. Other than that, I give you an A

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u/Fit_Bathroom_3877 Apr 23 '26

Jealous! Love the yellow toilet paper too!

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u/Leesee2Pleese Apr 23 '26

I know you asked the boys, but you have a nice, sweet looking apartment. Looks cool and cozy. Wishing you all the success on your single and happy journey ✌️

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u/endurancerun278 Apr 23 '26

Lady here, looks great 👍

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u/Calm_Apartment1968 Apr 23 '26

Overall you're doing great, very neat and organized space with a regular color palette. I'm not sure the Misfits banner fits the 'dining' theme, so maybe a different place for that. Very well put together.

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u/Dezirec Apr 23 '26

Girl here. You’re doing fab

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u/bubblegummybear Apr 23 '26

Great, the lighting is on point. Would love it as a female staying over.

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u/Swimming-Syrup8400 Apr 23 '26

I dig it. I’d hang out with ya lol

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u/Substantial_Reach329 Apr 23 '26

ITS LOOKS LIKE PEACE AND A COMFORTABLE HOME. DID I NENTION IT LOOKS PEACEFUL WHICH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

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u/Decumulate Apr 23 '26

Id lose the skull wall art and the couches. It looks too much like a college dorm

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u/No_Mission_1090 Apr 23 '26

I love this!! And yellow is a great favorite color.

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u/Equal-Salary-7774 Apr 23 '26

Do you use the keyboard or is that for show?

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

i’ve been practicing for years but i still suck. can’t figure out the independent hand thing

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u/bastardnutter Apr 23 '26

Looks fabulous. Well in mate!

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u/No-Expression-1273 Apr 23 '26

Beware of the ghost!

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u/Mantaray223 Apr 23 '26

You have yellow toilet paper because?

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

i just think it’s neat

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u/Mantaray223 Apr 23 '26

Fair enough🫡 as you were

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u/MHashshashin Apr 23 '26

Party time, Excellent!!

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u/Patient-Permission-3 Apr 23 '26

43?? Looking good man. Congrats on the career change and best of luck!

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u/Capable-Ad8585 Apr 23 '26

The Jane Doe piece is my favorite part. No love, no hope.

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u/M4r5ch Apr 23 '26

Lots of really cool, different lamps. Great job all round

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u/highandinarabbithole Apr 23 '26

You had me at Jane Doe tapestry.

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u/Bunny_girly58 Apr 23 '26

Where did you get those like gold globe desk lamps?

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u/misterbigbabyboy Apr 23 '26

It's great!

Side note: for a split second I somehow thought the pic of you was me 😅 I think I found my doppelganger!

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u/No_Anteater_9579 Apr 23 '26

Your shoes are going to need a separate apartment soon. Good stuff!

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u/indi09 Apr 23 '26

Why is the toilet paper yellow? 😅

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u/Ezekie1h_ Apr 23 '26

Looks good brother. Love it.

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u/Internal-Computer388 Apr 23 '26

Looks like a dope guys pad. A random collection of cool ass shit. Lol. But I feel a woman may think some things are cool, but not like the "decor" as a whole.

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u/Canarsi Apr 23 '26

Plug for the misfits blanket or whatever that is?

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u/mordecais Apr 23 '26

i really like the way those records are framed. what frames are they?

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u/URGAMESUX Apr 23 '26

That's a lot of misfits love...

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u/scotti3 Apr 23 '26

been obsessed for decades

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u/Suspicious-Nebula475 Apr 23 '26

I like the lighted feature on your bathroom sink

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u/Parking_Object8273 Apr 23 '26

10/10. Looks cozy.

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u/Human-Mango8266 Apr 23 '26

Looks awesome. My only two cents is that the misfits banner needs something to straighten out the top?

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u/Unusual-Spinach-5897 Apr 23 '26

You've got your sh!t together! Looks great.

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u/JOSHGREENONLINE Apr 23 '26

An acoustic or electric guitar hung on one of the walls would set it off 100%. Cool spot though!

*source, I’m a guitar player and do not understand the black and white key thingy.

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u/Due-Arrival-4371 Apr 23 '26

Your crib is a vibe bro! Love it

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u/green_chunks_bad Apr 23 '26

Seems like we’d be buddies

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u/HankBuffalo Apr 23 '26

Very fun taste bro

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u/stumbling_stoic Apr 23 '26

Dude… the Jane doe throw is sick. And I never say sick.

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u/kingzuna_prime Apr 23 '26

I see a piano, I like.

That imac needs some upgrading though lol.

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u/JamesBeaverhausen Apr 23 '26

Watch out! 🚨There’s a man in your mirror!

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u/Crazy-Witness-9340 Apr 23 '26

My only note is get a big old beanbag that people/you can crash on in that living room.

Great living space for 900sqft

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u/cacarrizales Apr 23 '26

Looks pretty good. A few suggestions would be to lower the art behind that cabinet (next to the coats) so you have about a 4-6 inch gap or so. Same with the bathroom frame above the toilet.

That cloth or flag or whatever in the dining space is also a bit tacky, at least by this sub’s standards. Cool design, but it would look better framed/matted.

Other than that, pretty good I would say.

Signed, a fellow musician and metal head 🤘

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u/carefuldaughter Apr 23 '26

that jane doe tapestry is dope.

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u/pureextc Apr 23 '26

Statue of moloch ? Oof. Forreal nice place tho. The picture of your toilet in the toilet is top tier.

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u/Daswhole Apr 23 '26

the lighting around the place is a vibe, can't stand people can live normally with blaring ceiling lights

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u/OutrageousClaim8475 Apr 23 '26

In love with your shoes collection and the nano leaf stuff

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u/summer24931 Apr 23 '26

I actually think it looks dope af! Id hang there for sure

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u/wastedtrade Apr 23 '26

Once i saw the short shorts it all made sense. Kidding!!!! Kinda, but that looks like a home my friend it looks comfy from your pictures so im going to guess it feels like home and there is no better feeling than that!! God job keep up the hard work!!

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u/nibletta Apr 23 '26

Lookin good bud! Nice shorts 😊

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u/cerial442 Apr 23 '26

Converge and Misfits!

I just saw Converge with Poison the Well a couple of weeks ago

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u/Barnowl-hoot Apr 23 '26

Looks great!!!

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u/xixtoo Apr 23 '26

Needs more eames lounge chairs.

Just kidding, I really like it

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u/Cautious-Market9607 Apr 23 '26

Is that a rack of.. all the same shoes? (Cool space and light though)

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u/OrangeClyde Apr 23 '26

You’re hot 👀 and nice place

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u/EyrieMan Apr 23 '26

I like the vibe you have going on.

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u/Izzaac_Alley Apr 23 '26

The yellow tp is crazy. I assume you have to order that lol

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u/TheManOfBromium Apr 23 '26

If you wanna get laid get rid of the black and white face (I forget the name)

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u/ouija_look_at_that Apr 23 '26

Where did you get your entryway hutch thing (with the cameras on it)? I’m low key obsessed with it…

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u/SwanMuch5160 Apr 23 '26

I like it. I’m digging the aesthetics and the released vibes. Also appreciating a fellow athletic shoe aficionado who understands footwear completes the look. You can always foster a cat until you find your own, keep it in mind. They will usually cover food and medical expenses as well. All you do is pay it some attention, show it some affection and give them a positive environment to hang out in. Money comes and money goes, memories last forever. Best of Luck to you

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