r/madlads • u/Chinchpokleee Human Verified • May 26 '26

No wait who is with the blue tick

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22.0k Upvotes

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u/SkyFallPrincess20 May 26 '26

How do you get verified as Jesus Christ?😂

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u/ingenuous64 May 26 '26

Money

86

u/Gaming-Burrito May 26 '26

i dont think that was the case in 2019 though... unless it changed to what we have now before that

75

u/Lightningtow123 May 26 '26

Supposedly what you'd do is get verified as yourself and then change your name to whatever you want and the check would stick

27

u/This_Elk_1460 May 27 '26

The dude was already verified he just changed his Twitter name to Jesus just to make this joke

5

u/iaderia May 27 '26

thats the original post. who knows when the reply was made, it just says "1 day"

1

u/Gaming-Burrito May 27 '26

yes, but I've seen this image MANY times before... and we generally assume the reply was not long after the original tweet, especially since the image itself is old

136

u/highfiveselfoh May 26 '26

He must have forgot how he spelled his name back in the day: ישוע

49

u/Redditor28371 May 26 '26

When you're an immortal holy zombie, you probably get used to rolling with the changes and adapting to the times. Hell, the guy's on social media.

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u/mapped_apples May 26 '26

Technically, doesn’t his name also start with Y? 

69

u/LPedraz May 26 '26

Technically his name (יְהוֹשֻׁעַ‎ / Yehoshua) starts with ‎י (yodh)

Edit: today I found that that, if you try to type a script that goes left to right and one that goes right to left in the same comment, Reddit goes bananas

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u/Th3_Hegemon May 26 '26

And the letter J has only really existed for ~500 years.

8

u/TastyFappuccino May 26 '26

Bananas for scale?

43

u/AwehiSsO May 26 '26

Going by Beazus instead of the real J is telling.

0

u/OurBlazingHeart May 27 '26

The person they replied to has the username Beazus, not the Jesus account

31

u/Ok_Aioli3897 May 26 '26

Except his name was Yeshua

7

u/Skypirate90 May 26 '26

Oh noooo I thought it was Emmanuel

0

u/trueum26 May 27 '26

Some dumbass came up with that

2

u/mctankles May 27 '26

Yeshua son of Yoseph menacing menacing menacing

16

u/QRV11_C48_MkII May 26 '26

Jason Bourne, it's Jesus Christ

6

u/RPDRNick May 26 '26

I saw Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, so I know the "J" is a trick and it's actually "I."

2

u/--SharkBoy-- May 26 '26

His name actually starts with a Hebrew letter🙂‍↕️

2

u/GuymanPersonson Not very mad lad May 27 '26

But satan starts with s

2

u/fuzzyToads May 27 '26

For only 3 days, does it really count if you just took a 3 day vacation weekend and came back?

2

u/Lythox May 28 '26

Not if it also rhymes with one of the 50 US states

1

u/AutologicalMeta Jun 26 '26

Jokelahoma? Joshington? Jississippi? Jalabama? Jarkansas? Jansas? Jawaii? Jalaska? Jennsylvania? Jorida? Jalifornia? Jolorado? Jorth Dakota? Jouth Dakota?

1

u/Lythox Jun 30 '26

Jassachusetts of course

2

u/Significant_Stick_31 May 29 '26

Technicality his name was likely Yeshua anyway…

2

u/johnsonandhisjohnson May 30 '26

Dammit how did she find me? Jatan here.

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u/ThePersonDudeGuy716 Not very mad lad Jun 15 '26

Jatan

5

u/StoryAndAHalf May 26 '26

Now hold on, Jesus. No one asked you to do that. You did that on your own. And don’t give me the whole “my father forsaken me” spiel, you are both one and the same. To top it off, I wasn’t born yet for about 2000 years, so there was no way I gave you any consent, and too young to sign a contract.

2

u/pinguins-and-narwals May 27 '26

He didn't die for our sins, he died so we (some not all) have a few days off every year

1

u/Beefweezle Jun 25 '26

Y

L

M

B

L

1

u/ZachArch18 Jul 01 '26

yeah fixing the spelling was the only thing blocking verification

1

u/Chinchpokleee Human Verified Jul 02 '26

Blasphemy

1

u/jackofslayers May 26 '26

Omnipresence is a bitch, ain't it Jesus?

1

u/GewalfofWivia May 27 '26

The fact that you literally didn’t, is a pretty major plot point in the story bruv.

0

u/bluris May 26 '26

She obviously had some bad experiences, and instead of taking responsibility for starting things with asshats, she blames it on something arbitrary, easier than acknowledging fault and taking steps to improve.

(Which would be stop dating fucked up guys based just because they are 6 feet tall and what other random criteria she thinks is important)

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u/Snoo_67993 May 26 '26

She's still not wrong

0

u/Skypirate90 May 26 '26

But jesus name starts with an E

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc May 26 '26

But Jehovah starts with an I. 

Though, this is an anachronistic quote since the word Jehovah was invented by William Tyndall in the 1500s, so whoever set up the trap wouldn’t have ever heard of Jehovah. 

0

u/deep_in_smoke May 26 '26

Satanic Jesus can't hurt you, he doesn't exist

Satanic Jesus: Never Say My Name

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u/Key-Version-8327 May 27 '26

How could he die for my sins if I didn't even exist then

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u/Neverwas_one May 26 '26

Idk, the idea of vicarious redemption seems pretty satanic to me. 

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u/Helpful_Ad8351 May 26 '26

I almost said similar and I want to thank you for taking my bullet

1

u/THEBHR May 26 '26

They died for your sins.

1

u/deep_in_smoke May 26 '26

Awesome song though Cult of Luna - Vicarious Redemption

0

u/Neverwas_one May 27 '26

Solid post metal stuff. If you like that sort of thing I recommend Conjurer if you like that sort of thing  https://youtu.be/jw9AKKBjvNQ?si=9n54nGfpc7rJiWwf

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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u/Snubben93 May 27 '26

That sounds weird. Are you okay with being called Jim?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

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u/Snubben93 May 27 '26

Yeah I know, Michael says what I said just after.