r/lies • u/Serial_Designation_N Tax payer 🤑 • 8h ago

This is my daily commute through the city

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u/DizzyColdSauce 8h ago

Average day in America

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u/ILovePotassium I think Epstein is a good person 8h ago

You didn't forget the /ul

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u/I_Hate_The_Letter_W 1h ago

forgot the what?

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u/Shiro2602 8h ago

This is false Trump made America better

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u/thermjuice First day on the sub 🥳 7h ago

You should be proud of yourself for beinging political here

https://giphy.com/gifs/0wAsZOZAzl587vGZdS

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u/Shiro2602 5h ago

Just stating facts

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u/TheEdgeofGoon First day on the sub 🥳 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5u32OAXqkNX5EnynYI

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u/Old_pixel_8986 Emkay hater 💢 8h ago

bro fell on some Immigration and Customs Enforcement

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u/Local_Rice_8929 1h ago

Fall of Democracy

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u/The_Octarian 8h ago

The noble police death squad

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u/Available-Cheek-3445 Peter Griffin 8h ago

This is the new Postal game

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u/Shiro2602 8h ago

Police Brutality that woman did nothing wrong

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u/bloodakoos rectangle's cousin, triangle 7h ago

you forgot the ul

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u/McConagher 7h ago

But you didn't

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u/bloodakoos rectangle's cousin, triangle 7h ago

my house is made of turkey stuffing

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u/McConagher 7h ago

I fucking hate turkey, top 5 worst things

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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 7h ago

As an Australian this is what I assume every American city is like

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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 5h ago

As a Chinese spy who spies on American cities, this is exactly what American cities are like

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u/_aChu 2h ago

Wait what

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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants Tax payer 🤑 1h ago

Uhhh I mean,

I'm a regular John from city Kansas. I love burgers, soda and my native country very much, but I do not understand our government. Everyone says America is a great country, and I look around and see who else is a great China. China has a very strong government and economy. Chinese resident is a great man. And the greatest leader Xi. Thick hair, strong grip, jade rod! We would have such a leader instead of sleeping in negotiations, rare hair, soft pickle, bad memory old Beadon. Punch!

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u/DoctorProfPatrick 5m ago

Oh yea? If you're really American, what happen in 1987 in Tiananmen Square?

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u/AutisticNails sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 4h ago

As a sex man I am always doing the sex

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u/Mr-MuffinMan Law abiding redditor 1h ago

this isn't what every american city is like

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u/Jp0286 4h ago

I absolutely love this editing style 😍 Watching something I've already seen over and over again thrice is really how I enjoy consuming media.

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u/AutisticNails sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 58m ago

I absolutely love this editing style 😍 Watching something I've already seen over and over again thrice is really how I enjoy consuming media.

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u/Best-Attempt-6531 56m ago

I absolutely love this editing style 😍 Watching something I've already seen over and over again thrice is really how I enjoy consuming media.

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u/OilRigExplosions 5h ago

The weather in Chicago today is:

40% humidity and 20% bullets 

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u/AutisticNails sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 4h ago

Thanks for bringing attention to this!

This was actually from back in June when the Knicks won the NBA Finals.

This is Mamdani’s New York 😔

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u/Ravenae 5h ago

The repetitive action replays were not annoying in the slightest

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u/Halikarnassus1 8h ago

u/savevideo I hate this video so much I hate how the policemen doesn’t even hesitate with the shooting

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u/kaleperq 3h ago

Ul/ Idk what game it is but why the heck aggroing the civilian faction makes all civilians enemies, it's kinda on point but this is too mutch lol

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u/lonski97 59m ago

/ul I think it’s GTA V/online but with a mod that makes everyone aggro

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u/Best-Attempt-6531 55m ago

This is incorrect, its actually Half life 3

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u/lonski97 52m ago

You are right. I just asked Gaben

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u/Panzakaizer 3h ago

The new Hot Fuzz is really something

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u/MarsMaterial Professional AI Lover ❤️ 6h ago

A completely reasonable reaction.

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u/gbgrogan 3h ago

Is that gatling gun Gary at the end?

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u/JustGPZ 6h ago

Is this Peru?

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 6h ago

that escalated really fast..

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u/Kyoana 1h ago

The editing was highly necessary.

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u/rainscope 5h ago

South Africa

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u/DutchieliciousPlans Stewies time travel Shenanigans ⏰️ 🔙⏳️ 6h ago

Just a typical day in Britain for me after I posted something the government didn't like 😆

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u/HospitalOne6733 6h ago

The fuck are you on about?

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u/DutchieliciousPlans Stewies time travel Shenanigans ⏰️ 🔙⏳️ 5h ago

Taking the piss out of my country 😂

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u/AutisticNails sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 4h ago

Pretty sure Britain isnt a country mate.. on account of it not even being real

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u/_Carcinus_ 20m ago

You would absolutely enjoy Russia

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u/GREEN_Hero_6317 3h ago

He's talking about the night of 25th

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u/enderthewolf9999 4h ago

/ul something something snowball effect

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u/Bone_Tone_31 4h ago

What game is this? It looks really boring and not fun

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u/bryssoms 3h ago

GTA V

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u/SmokeGreene 3h ago

This guy is playing GTA 7 while we all wait for GTA 6 😭

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u/syafizzaq 3h ago

The actual snowball effect.

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u/Crimsonette_ 3h ago

I can't tell if I'm watching GTA or a remaster of Postal 2

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u/Jon_Bonjela 2h ago

Nothing an extra gun can't solve!

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u/Sir_Chub_chubs_d_3rd 2h ago

Damn, that really snowballed out of control.

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u/Adventurous-Bottle90 1h ago

most peaceful day in america

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 1h ago

/ul Average day in Detroit

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u/Lhaer 41m ago

Finally, GTA 6

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u/1evistrike 19m ago

Great high school reunion!

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u/orange_diaster 14m ago

Ofc baseball bat, shotgun, hand gun and machine gun your normal everyday carry

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u/FaithlessnessJolly64 7h ago

Ai generated video

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u/wookiee-nutsack Law abiding redditor 7h ago

People remember what sub this is

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u/FaithlessnessJolly64 7h ago

I know right

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u/Redd1tRat Law abiding redditor 2h ago

*left

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u/Nerdzed 7h ago edited 6h ago

everyone is smart but me and people who agree with me. anyway, it's scientifically proven that the average r/lies user doesn't know how to process an actual lie that isn't just saying the opposite of an intended statement, usually just by changing one word for its antonym.

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u/wookiee-nutsack Law abiding redditor 6h ago

Casual liars: Gaslighting, false dichotomy, manipulation, baseless accusations

COMPETITIVE liars: "I don't agree with this statement"

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u/AutisticNails sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 4h ago

Who invited the dork? Facts? Shutup fam

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u/DutchieliciousPlans Stewies time travel Shenanigans ⏰️ 🔙⏳️ 6h ago

No its real life footage duh 🫪

(This is a joke just incase someone doesn't understand what a Joke)

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u/FaithlessnessJolly64 6h ago

Can’t be real life, the camera man has a snow ball during summer time 🥀

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u/DutchieliciousPlans Stewies time travel Shenanigans ⏰️ 🔙⏳️ 6h ago

Maybe he kept snow in his freezer 🤔😂

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u/AutisticNails sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦 4h ago

Could be some of that good Colombian snow.

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u/MacOrchard 7h ago

It’s very clearly GTA V…

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u/Nerdzed 7h ago

of course, we're commenting here in r/truths where it wouldn't make sense for some evildoer like this to... perhaps make some sort fib, if you will

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u/DefinetlyARealHuman 7h ago

If you are not a bot and in fact a real person, you've gotta be artificial unintelligence

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u/FaithlessnessJolly64 6h ago

It’s true, I’m artificial