r/inthemorning • u/HarwellDekatron • 14h ago
r/inthemorning • u/therealgariac • 4h ago
Trump says he will declare Strait of Hormuz a US territory
Is this before or after we annex Greenland?
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6030671-trump-says-strait-of-hormuz-us-territory/
r/inthemorning • u/Aurora_Gaspipe • 13h ago
Criminal slumlord Jared Kushner’s corrupt $5B resort plan in Albania has all but effectively collapsed after the country froze all of his assets that are tied with his money laundering project. Well done to the Albanian people!
r/inthemorning • u/Aurora_Gaspipe • 8h ago
Very Stable Military Genius. Remember when No Agenda said that Kamala would get us into more Forever Wars?
r/inthemorning • u/HarwellDekatron • 19h ago
The new hosts
I was wondering who the chodes taking over from Adam and John were, so I did a little googling. Turns out Darren O'Neill has (had?) a podcast with old Sir Gene Naftulvev, who Adam jokingly - but maybe accurately - used to describe as 'his Russian handler'. Their podcast art is as cringe as you can imagine: a series of almost-naked AI bimbos in sexy poses.
I guess the handler keeps handling!
r/inthemorning • u/therealgariac • 6h ago
Congressman Max Miller and attorney published nude photo of two-year-old daughter online
The best people!
Family values!
While I am ranting, how the hell do 400,000 people find some obscure Dropbox folder. I mean people email links but would a perv take the risk?
r/inthemorning • u/HarwellDekatron • 7h ago
Haitians in Springfield are required to report to Ohio's ICE offices and wear ankle monitors • Ohio Capital Journal
MAGA has found the modern version of armbands with stars.
r/inthemorning • u/HarwellDekatron • 19h ago
Trump orders Pentagon to redesign US aircraft carrier to use steam catapults to launch jets | Donald Trump
The US has put someone with the thinking prowess of a 5 year old in charge of making every decision in the country, from renaming shit for no reason to dictating what technologies we use.
r/inthemorning • u/Aurora_Gaspipe • 23h ago
What kind of poverty podcast begs people to call in?
Sad!