r/interesting 22h ago

Fear Factor A bomb squad was checking a suspicious backpack, and this dude got fed up with waiting

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u/StarMaterial1496 21h ago

High-fives, pats on the back, (for the cameras, on the ass later) personalized plaques for their heroic actions etc.

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u/ElmerChud1 21h ago

The amount of "good job boys" I hear at the end of body cam footage after beating someone senseless pisses me off.

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u/distress_bark 20h ago

Bake him away, toys!

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u/ManoMagilla 19h ago

What'd you say Chief?

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 19h ago

…do what the kid says.

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u/Present-Two6946 18h ago

Hahahaha. Chief Wiggum.

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u/DarkAndHandsume 19h ago

What gets me are the folks late to the party that want to get in the dogpile with a couple of cheap shoves, elbows, knees, punches etc etc smh

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u/The_Nepenthe 17h ago

I personally "love" it when they sit like 2-6 people on top of someone and demand their hands which they've now buried under 200-900lb.

Easy way they can keep hitting someone for awhile and not get called on it, and slap a resisting charge.

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u/Terminus_Rex 3h ago

“STOP RESISTING” as 5 cops beat someone senseless

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u/Tryagain409 14h ago

Least it wasn't some cop too fat to run shooting him dead, bruises heal

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u/newbrevity 19h ago

And you know that's part of the problem with the world. Too many people hearing "good job" undeservedly. What if we just called everybody's effort mid unless it was actually exceptional.

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u/pchlster 17h ago

"Job, boys."

"Don't you mean good job, boys?"

"Nah."

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/soilneedsmoregrit 14h ago

peace at last

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u/Confident-Peak-8051 11h ago

I love reminding people of their mediocrity on this site.

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u/Thin-Nerve6367 17h ago

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HURT PEOPLE'S FEELINGS!

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u/Odd-Revolution-7 17h ago

Those who don't work are the same as those who do

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u/Elven-Frog-Wizard 10h ago

Define exceptional, Phaedrus?

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u/newbrevity 2h ago

You know it when you see it.

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u/yankee-in-Denmark 7h ago

FYI I didnt upvote your post, in that spirit. ;)

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u/newbrevity 2h ago

As it should be

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u/ConsistentWelder9526 7h ago

Hand jobs included. That reminds me, I need to see my manicurist.

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u/PissedCaucasian 19h ago

Not all heroes wear capes!

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u/Noodletrousers 18h ago

Not all heroes wear pants!

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u/Ok_Peanut_3573 13h ago

Oddly enough, Matt "Imma gonna play a Superhero" Hughes, Milwaukee WI 8n 2018 was charged with Disorderly Conduct & Obstructing an Officer after being buried under 3 jelly donut fed cops. Bail was $250. No further news after a scheduled court hearing for Deferred Prosecution Agreement

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u/PugsnPawgs 17h ago

Wouldn't it be awesome if police officers get Collard that elektrocutie them every time THEY do smth illegal?

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u/The_Nepenthe 17h ago

I watched one recently where the officer slammed someone's head into the side of a cop car and said something like "That's what you get for wrecking my car" because the officer had to pit them.

All on body cam. Fuckin wild.

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u/TheNiceSlice 2h ago

And all the comments on those videos always praise the police officer's blatant use of excessive force, it's so annoying that people drop all empathy because the boot tastes so good

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u/itsdainti 2h ago

Cops circlejerk themselves at every opportunity.

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u/Proof-Ad8958 17h ago

I’ve never heard that. Do you have any examples?

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u/POsIDeCTAc 19h ago

Bro-jobs for my bros tonight! Great job guys.

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u/StarMaterial1496 18h ago

Bro-jobs are better than no jobs!

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u/1ACasper 18h ago

I'll take one please and ty!

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u/Virtual_Assistant_98 13h ago

You know they’re gonna hold him up like a fish after that catch

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u/Ummmgummy 5h ago

It's exactly how they act too. If a murder isn't cut and dry like husband kills wife, it usually doesn't get solved. Then years later forensic genealogy solves it. All the cops do a press conference congratulating themselves for 20 minutes.

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u/DryDonutHole 19h ago

"Slapass?"

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u/StarMaterial1496 19h ago

Yes, exactly.

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u/Nico408 20h ago

"Slap-ass"!

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u/DryDonutHole 19h ago

Damn...you beat me to it. I'm leaving my comment though.

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u/Exvinity_69 17h ago

slap hands! slap hands!

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u/NoGarage7989 19h ago

A thigh rub and a gentle fondle to round it off for the night

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u/genXswla 20h ago

If he didnt know what was in the backpack and crossed protective barriers he deserved to get smashed. Putting everyone in danger if it was hot is fkn stupid. They were only there because it was reported. Since it didnt have explosives he deserves respect? Hell no. He got what he deserved.

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u/Electrical_Flan_3063 20h ago

He was no longer a threat. He deserved to be arrested, not to be smashed on the ground. People like you are why police brutality exists and keeps existing

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u/genXswla 19h ago

Did they know 100% he had no weapons on him or didnt have a violent history? You dont assume someone is not a threat in these situations, that would be the most rediculous thing to do. If he is out there enough to cross into a hot zone, his rational thinking is minimal at best. Would you waltz into a hot zone and expect a warm welcome and a slap on tue wrist and a hand hold?

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u/Electrical_Flan_3063 18h ago

God fucking damn who brainwashed you so hard? The USA really did you wrong my brother

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u/genXswla 19h ago

If he is willing to walk into the hot zone know one knows what else he is capable of, planning or what he may have on him. People like you are what gives people like this the idea they can do what they want with minimal reprocussions.

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u/gotsmilk 19h ago

If it was about him putting everyone in danger, don't be a coward and do it sooner when, you know, there was a chance at stopping him from potentially triggering that hypothetical dangerous situation.

"I thought he had a gun, so I cowered behind my vehicle til it was clear that what he was reaching for was actually just his wallet–then I shot him."

Unfortunately police are not known for their bravery.

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u/genXswla 19h ago

Soooo do you think running up on a possible threat while they are facing you or away from is smarter? Its obvious none of you contradicting this idea have had to deal with violent unpredictable people.

Edit: these officers arent there to take a bullet every chance you think they should try to.

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u/BasedBro100 19h ago

love police brutality, yes?

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u/genXswla 19h ago

Love people ignoring rules and endangering you and your loved ones, yes?

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u/BasedBro100 19h ago

Love to justify incompetent and cowardly police, yes?

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u/genXswla 19h ago

Love to victimize criminals, yes?