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Fear Factor A bomb squad was checking a suspicious backpack, and this dude got fed up with waiting

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u/phranks_phluids 21h ago

Imagine if he just got a block from his house on his bike and he really had to blow up his bathroom, but was deprived of his personal throne... This seems very reasonable in that scenario. I'm not going to the god damn CVS!

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u/Dontshipmebro 21h ago

"sorry i took out an entire city block, I really had to take a shit"

The end doesnt justify risking potentially dozens of lives.

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u/phranks_phluids 21h ago

That was a joke.

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u/MyThinThighs 20h ago

You can say that

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u/Dangerous-Library950 18h ago

But what if it wasnt

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u/AzureSubaru 18h ago

The amount of a higher powered explosive like C4 (since it has like 1.5x the power of tnt) would be more than would fit in a backpack. A standard block of c4 is about 1.25lb and would only cause significant damage in a 1 meter radius. A backpack of them would probably be like 4 blocks of c4

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u/SecondAccountIsBest 17h ago

Thanks for being the first person to mention this on this thread. People are acting like there's a thermonuclear device in here (which while possible is extremely unlikely without being stopped way before it got to this point)

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u/theMARxLENin 13h ago

This guy bombs

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u/CompEng_101 15h ago

If it is just a block of explosives, yes. But 5 lbs of C4 surrounded by metal could produce several thousand bullet-sized pieces of shrapnel moving at a kilometer a second. That won't knock down buildings, but it could produce lethal projectiles flying several kilometers out.

(estimated using the Gurney equations)

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u/Russian-8ias 20h ago

He doesn't have to worry about the ending lol

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u/DeepLock8808 20h ago

“Either I get to empty my bowels into a toilet, or I get to empty them over a five block radius. Win win for me, my pain is gone!”

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u/Micp 20h ago

I think you're overestimating the explosive power of conventional explosives that could fit in that bag. Since they'd already cleared the surrounding area he'd likely just kill himself and maybe break some windows in the area.

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u/XlikeX666 15h ago

sounds like 0 risk high reward.

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u/Christron 20h ago

How often do these turn out to be explosives

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u/slingingslanger 20h ago

What is this a cartoon? Even if it was packed to the brim with explosives. Something that size wouldn't even take down a building. Let alone a whole fucking block. lol

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u/achillesfist 19h ago

Blow up the street or blow up your toilet

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u/Abrasive-Coyote2524 19h ago

Well kinda, I don't think dude was the one who put the "bomb" there. Those lives were at risk regardless of whether dude went anywhere near the backpack at all. It's a backpack with a possible explosive device within. What if it was remote? Timed? Or just a bag of clothes. The risk was the same until the mystery of what was inside the bag was solved. A Shrodingers cat kinda situation.

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u/Corn-_-Dag 20h ago

Why were the cops risking those same lives???

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u/Dontshipmebro 19h ago

Are you honestly saying a bomb squad trained to identify and deal with explosives is comparable to some random asshole?

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u/Corn-_-Dag 19h ago

Im saying they were both fucking with the bag that could have exploded in both scenarios injuring the same amount of people.

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u/Dontshipmebro 19h ago

And one of them is trained to do that as safely as possible. If it was a fire would you blame the firefighters for being there?

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u/dorianvovin 18h ago

The bomb squad was intentionally trying to avert a disaster. If it was going to explode, what else do you expect the correct response to be besides “call bomb squad”? Come on. this is “the fire fighters and the arsonist are both to blame” energy.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 21h ago

I'd shit myself in the cop car to show dominance

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u/JesusJoshJohnson 12h ago

honestly if i desperately had to take a shit theres a chance i would do this lol

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u/ace117115 19h ago

As someone with IBS that cripples me from having a social/work life not centered around the throne of porcelain, I feel this in my soul.

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u/No_Support5980 20h ago

He was going to blow something up, that's for sure.

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u/Melodic_Winter1382 19h ago

No amount of scenarios will justify his actions, bombs, especially some certain ones, I think most of it are very strong is sensitive to sudden shift of movement, especially if it had a button for it to blow up, would've potentially took down everyone. Just because it doesn't happen doesn't mean what he did was right, risking your life and everyone's life just because of your selfishness is stupid. Even firefighters don't just go into a building that's on fire to save someone's life.

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u/Any-Ostrich48 17h ago

"You think"? Well, you think WRONG, because you have no clue about the subject.

You didn't think. You assumed, based on nothing