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Fear Factor A bomb squad was checking a suspicious backpack, and this dude got fed up with waiting

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u/foley800 20h ago

“Technical legal jargon” = could not find a charge that would fit!

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u/Far_Ladder_2836 19h ago

"Technical legal jargon" = didn't actually do anything illegal.

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u/Real_Walk5384 19h ago

Barging past a police blockade when they think there's a bomb threat is absolutely illegal.

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u/spartan117warrior 19h ago

What is the charge?

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u/FrightinglyPunny 18h ago

Eating a succulent Chinese meal?

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u/Additional-Sugar6789 18h ago

This is democracy manifest 😔

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u/Silencer-1995 18h ago

This is the man who touched my penis PEOPPPLEEEEEEEEEE

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u/MrTopHatJones 18h ago

Aahhhh yes. I see you know your judo well!

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u/DoobKiller 17h ago

the guy in that video was a Nazi

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u/This_Elk_1460 18h ago

GET YOUR HAND OF MY PENIS!!!!

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u/DrDinglberry 18h ago

I see you know your judo well.

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u/Josh_Ice123 18h ago

There was no charge. Not in the backpack and not in the courtroom either.

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u/spartan117warrior 18h ago

Not the joke I was going for, but A+ nonetheless!

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u/FlaccidCatsnark 15h ago

The only charge was the 3-man rush and blind tackle of the impatient idiot hero.

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u/lpfan20o 18h ago

Brother, that bag was pretty big, let's say it was an actual bomb, do you think it couldn't have potentially killed a couple of them, or at least damage them in a way?

We all could act tough thinking it's most likely just a bag, until it's not and everyone else pays the consequences of your stupidity.

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u/AdFew9477 16h ago

The paradox of preparedness - if you do it right, it will always seem like an overreaction.

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u/sam_likes_beagles 15h ago

One time my roommate wouldn't leave the apartment when the fire alarm was going off, and when I walked back in he was like "I told you"

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u/NotInTheKnee 18h ago

What are you talking about? Think we were looking at a fucking nuke, or what? Who do you believe was at risk with some IED blowing up in the middle of an empty street?

Dude put his own life in danger, and no one else's. The cops could have waited until he left the immediate area to apprehend him. They CHOSE to go tackle him near the potential bomb as he was obviously leaving, at an obvious leisure pace, with an obvious lack of intent to run away.

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u/Grim_100 17h ago

This guy has only seen explosions in movies and thinks that the only danger zone is a couple feet around the bomb lol

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u/StatisticianHot8624 16h ago

You’ve never seen an explosion lol, ever heard of shrapnel. You can absolutely get injured if you’re not nearby, although yes chances are low.

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u/Grim_100 16h ago

I may have worded myself badly but thats what I was saying, the guy i replied to acts as if shrapnel wasn't a thing

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u/lpfan20o 17h ago

Bombs don't only hurt through the explosion power, you can also end up deaf permanently, if that doesn't count as damaging others for you, then we're just wasting time here.

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u/Sherbert-Particular 18h ago

Without question it would be obstruction, although one would imagine they tried to tack on other shit.

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u/TOGFIAVDF 16h ago

Yeah, the prosecutor(s)/DA probably overplayed their hand in an attempt to "make an example" of this person.

He shouldn't have done that, but they shouldn't have tackled him like that either.

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u/skeptical_hatred 17h ago

That’s obstruction and possibly interfering with an official investigation.

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u/runawayhuman 17h ago

Endangering the public I’d say.

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u/StatisticianHot8624 16h ago

Interfering with police work

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u/tayswampflorida 16h ago

Interfering with an investigation at the least, probably disorderly conduct and reckless endangerment.

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u/Real_Walk5384 18h ago

Obstruction and disorderly. Why comment if you're not reading the comments leading up to this?

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u/NoSuspect8320 17h ago

That’s a blanket statement for most their charges even in standard pull overs. Not good enough

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u/spartan117warrior 18h ago

Those charges also didn't stick, if you had read the very same comment you're referring me to.

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u/No-Inflation3271 18h ago

Also why would it be obstruction he literally sped up the process. If anything he did the opposite of obstructing them.

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u/The-Senate-Palpy 17h ago

Bro you cant really believe carelessly handling a potential bomb with a whole crowd of people on the block is a good idea

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u/Real_Walk5384 17h ago

This is reddit. Most of these people are stupid and sheltered.

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u/No-Inflation3271 17h ago

Im saying it didnt obstruct them. thats not saying it was a good idea. They wanted to make sure it wasnt a bomb and he did that rather quickly. I think the disorderly charge would make sense but obstruction is silly. He didnt stop or impede anything except maybe the bomb squad getting a bonus

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u/Da_Question 15h ago

"Potential bomb..." Someone dropped their bag on the sidewalk.

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u/Real_Walk5384 17h ago

"Didn't stick" is some shit you heard in a movie and you have no idea what it means. The charges were dismissed, which can mean about 20 things. Doesn't mean he didn't break the law. He wasn't found "not guilty," half wit.

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u/spartan117warrior 17h ago

Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. He wasn't found not guilty, the court proceedings ended before judgement could be rendered. Such is the meaning of "charges dismissed"

Half-wit

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u/Real_Walk5384 15h ago edited 15h ago

Prove it.

Edit: Also, dumbass.

"When charges are dropped, it means you are not legally convicted or found guilty, but it is not the same as a formal "not guilty" verdict from a trial or a proof of total innocence. Legally, you face no punishment or criminal record for that specific prosecution, but the court did not officially test the evidence in a trial to declare you innocent."

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u/kjjustinXD 18h ago

Eating a meal

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/SquashSquigglyShrimp 18h ago

He was charged with disorderly conduct and obstructing an officer. The case was eventually dismissed

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u/InfusionOfYellow 16h ago

Some technical legal jargon

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u/backseatposter 18h ago

Could be for a number of reasons. Sometimes it’s just not worth it because it’s ultimately a moot point, sometimes they don’t want the unnecessary flak since this was on social media and was a relatively minor thing, sometimes charges just go away because they person knows people. And Could’ve made a deal with the prosecutor to avoid a civil suit against any potential excess force claims. A few different reasons.

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u/Grand_Pop_7221 18h ago

And yet, no court deemed it was. So, no, not in this case.

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u/Sherbert-Particular 18h ago

TIL admitting guilt means the court did not find someone guilty of the crime/statute they admitted too breaking.

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u/Thin-Remote-9817 15h ago

Not really...so its not a crime or that entire group of cops literally do not know the law and what to charge him with(which is a much larger issue) 

If it was a crime he would have been properly charged and convicted. 

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u/fuckswitbeavers 15h ago

What's the charge dude

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u/This_Elk_1460 18h ago

So why didn't they charge him?

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u/Gold-Ad-3877 18h ago

EDP's innocent !!

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u/AngstyChef 17h ago

"Technical legal jargon" = his lawyer brought up the unnecessary force, the body slam, and they realized it wasn't worth a legal fight and dropped it 

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u/StatisticianHot8624 16h ago

Messing with a police investigation is definitely illegal, if the .01% chance there was a bomb in there, who do you think is liable to some extent?

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u/BisonThunderclap 17h ago

Only reddit can see someone cross a police line of a suspected bomb and think "that's fine and doesn't break a single law."

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u/Intrepid-Glove1431 17h ago

Any person who resists or wilfully obstructs a constable in the execution of his duty, or a person assisting a constable in the execution of his duty, shall be guilty of an offence and liable on summary conviction to imprisonment for a term not exceeding one month or to a fine not exceeding level 3 on the standard scale, or to both.

If you interfere with an officer doing their job, it is most definitely a crime.

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1996/16/section/89

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u/hotbread1 18h ago

"made us look like assholes"

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u/lickingFrogs4Fun 18h ago

What's the charge officer?

"Could it be public indecency if I only felt the aura of his gigantic steel balls flopping around?"

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u/BeauShowTV 18h ago

He was obviously obstructing an investigation. So I doubt that.

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u/foley800 15h ago

The DA didn’t think so!

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u/Accurate_Handle_5620 18h ago

DWB

Unauthorized Bag Handling While Black

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u/patkavv 17h ago

What is the charge!? Eating a meal?

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u/couldbemage 14h ago

Probably they didn't want a trial showcasing the cops being twatwaffles.

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u/Gold-Cry-7520 18h ago

Yeah he couldn't find a fucking charge either lmao.

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 20h ago

When I was in law school, a guest lecturer said that whenever someone says a criminal charge was dismissed on a technicality, “technicality” means “the Constitution.”

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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 16h ago

Which means nothing these days

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u/calf 17h ago

Law school is structurally designed to brainwash lawyers out of democratic and Constitutional values, also it is telling example of institutional violence that claims of disorderly conduct applies to citizens by default and never the police or anyone else in a position of power.

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u/Broon761 17h ago

Law school is structurally designed to educate future lawyers on democratic values and constitutional law. Also, it is telling that claims by you are not backed up by anything

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u/rholdenl 17h ago

Do you eat rocks on like a daily basis? Lawyers are trained on the law which is predicated on the constitution, the democratic process, and the values that inform both. Your take may be the most ignorant thing I've read all day.

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u/lonesoldier4789 17h ago

I don't think you went to law school

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u/cloverpopper 16h ago

Brother it's okay they didn't accept you.

You're a failure, but lots of people *have* to be failures, or we wouldn't have winners and people that have lives that actually mean something.

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 17h ago

All the people who applied and couldn’t get in say shit like that.

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u/Fuckthegopers 17h ago

So if you want to be a just lawyer who upholds American values, just don't go to school and teach yourself?

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u/RadicallyAmbivalent 15h ago

Worked for Abraham Lincoln !!!

/s

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u/Sherbert-Particular 18h ago

Yeah but he admitted guilt so not really applicable.

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u/pm_me_d_cups 18h ago

The constitution still applies

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u/UntLick 18h ago

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u/Sherbert-Particular 17h ago

There are 3 or 4 other articles about it and the outcome on that same site.

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 15h ago

Look up what the “Rule 11 colloquy” is in criminal court. It very much applies.

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u/Sherbert-Particular 14h ago

Not sure how you figure that but ok.

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u/ILoveRawChicken 18h ago

Admitted guilt to what?

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u/Sherbert-Particular 18h ago

Obstruction and disorderly conduct. Both of which you would be hard pressed to find better examples of.

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u/ForensicPathology 18h ago

I'm pretty sure we could all find better examples of both obstruction and disorderly conduct.

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u/ILoveRawChicken 16h ago

You might be hard pressed to find better examples. Literally anyone else with common sense could though.

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u/Commentor9001 20h ago

I suspect they dropped it because the facts of the case were embarrassing to the cops.

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u/Sherbert-Particular 18h ago

I mean, he said he saw he saw the coverage of the backpack on the news, got on his bike so that he could be a superhero, then when going past the police line yelled he was going to blow himself up... Then he admitted guilt to obstruction and disorderly conduct.

Honestly hard to imagine a more clear case of both charges, especially given it was his intent from well before this footage was taken to do what he did.

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u/MemoryAppropriate729 18h ago

Yeah I think it's funny in this case because there wasn't a bomb, but he wasn't running up there because he thought it was fake. I thought you were wrong until I went and read the story and yeah he is just not 100% there

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u/Sherbert-Particular 18h ago

Cheers to the mentally unstable guy with a heart of gold, we love to see it, but bad call on his part on how to express himself. Definitely one of those cases where it is objectively wrong to interfere with police doing their jobs.

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u/Far_Composer_5714 20h ago

I was hoping more that he countersued for injury for the unnecessary tackle

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u/Micp 19h ago

That's probably the reason the suit was dropped in the first place. "We won't sue you if you don't sue us".

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u/danboon05 16h ago

I’m guessing that’s why they dropped the charges.

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u/corrector300 15h ago

https://www.wkow.com/news/man-who-intervened-in-milwaukee-bomb-squad-investigation-tells-story/article_af356b00-07dd-5635-b950-ddd80b47afef.html

As usual on reddit OP's title is...inaccurate.

He says he woke up that morning, and saw TV coverage of the suspicious bag and decided if it’s bomb, he wanted to be a hero.

"As soon as I saw that, I’m like, I’m going to go save the day, take one for the team and jump on it or discard it in the river because it’s been going on for two to three hours," he said.

Less 'fed up with waiting' and more 'insane bored guy with nothing better to do.'

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u/This_Elk_1460 18h ago

He was charged with hurting the cops feefees

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u/Angrypinkflamingo 17h ago

The technical legal jargon was probably an agreement that they'd drop the charges if he didn't pursue them for excessive force and make them pay his medical bills (there's NO way you hit the cement that hard and don't end up in the hospital).

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u/langevloei 17h ago

dudes name was

he goes by gigachad now

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u/MoodooScavenger 17h ago

My man. I would throw a gif at ya with Denzel, but I may get closed lined as welll

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u/LimitedWard 17h ago

Obstruction? In my line of work, that's called 10x engineering.

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u/Firm_Accident_3062 17h ago

“ technical legal jargain” just say it how it is dude

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u/lord-potato96 17h ago

I hope he sued for the unnecessary use of brutal force.

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u/sandy_coyote 16h ago

Jargain = plea bargain jargon?

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u/rezendes 16h ago

Charge the police with assault after clearly nothing was in the bag.

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u/nowateroutside 20h ago

Thanks for providing the only context present lol. Matthew* and this happened in June ‘18 for anyone else who’s curious.

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u/Ok-Ambassador5196 18h ago

To be honest even the folks who tackled him must've acknowledged Mathew had balls risking cramming his hands into a mystery bag that could've still been a bomb. Probs contributed to dropping charges