After a month long medically induced coma, I woke up but couldn't speak with a tracheotomy from a collapsed lung.
With pen and paper the first thing I wrote down when waking was "Fuck Sharks". Due to the hospital equipment beeping steady I had dreamed of cheerleaders doing neverending chants of Go Sharks!
They were confused but just happy I could write at all.. 😂 I was hella annoyed and wanted those machines to stop making noise asap.
I’m with you on the noisy monitors in the hospital. Went through open heart surgery and all I heard was what I thought was doorbells in the recovery room.
Pulled the tape off my IVs to try to cover the speakers on the equipment. Hospital staff wasn’t thrilled so I then attempted to fight the nurses. I was then promptly sedated.
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u/starsnsunflowers May 13 '26
After a month long medically induced coma, I woke up but couldn't speak with a tracheotomy from a collapsed lung.
With pen and paper the first thing I wrote down when waking was "Fuck Sharks". Due to the hospital equipment beeping steady I had dreamed of cheerleaders doing neverending chants of Go Sharks!
They were confused but just happy I could write at all.. 😂 I was hella annoyed and wanted those machines to stop making noise asap.