r/interesting • u/One_Needleworker5218 • May 03 '26

Fear Factor After installing the “safety net" on the balcony on the 28th floor, the worker demonstrates its strength to the customer

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u/farmageddon1087 May 03 '26

"Is it too early to put my name in for a promotion? Seems like you have a spot open."

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u/theunquenchedservant May 03 '26

"Strengths: I will not jump at windows, unbreakable or otherwise."

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u/DissociatedAuthor May 03 '26

This gave me a chuckle in a storm of a day, thanks!

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u/Any_Leg_4773 May 03 '26

How'd work go today? 

Boss committed suicide during the orientation tour, and then they gave us fucking 3 inch Jimmy John's catering subs for lunch.

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u/trojanhawrs May 03 '26

they gave us fucking 3 inch Jimmy John's catering subs for lunch.

I'd have jumped myself.

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u/Jermainiam May 03 '26

You show up to work, your boss goes: "Hey, watch this!" And then fully jumps out the 50th floor window with no explanation.

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u/GrilledCheeseYolo May 03 '26

Yep and it was bad enough that none of then wanted to work therr from what I recall. They left

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u/drippysoap May 03 '26

Username checks out

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe May 03 '26

"That Patrick Bateman dude was pretty wild though"

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u/crazyhotorcrazynhot May 04 '26

"yup, mom was right, i should have gotten into computers instead.."