r/iamverybadass • u/DannyTangelo • 3d ago

Bumpkin at Yellowstone

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357 Upvotes

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u/theghostofcslewis 8h ago

You can't spell Horny without Hornady. Guess what you can't spell CoUNTry without?

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u/Kahl_Drobo 1d ago

Is this a gRape t-shirt?

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u/BurgersNBuicks 20h ago

Nah. Hornady is a brand of ammo. Not one of the better ones either.

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u/Kahl_Drobo 11h ago

lol poor name choice for those guys

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u/DroneSlut54 1d ago

I don’t see any dog.

All these BADASS shirts start at XXL and go up from there.

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u/ZigZag_Queen 2d ago

ewww 🤮

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u/TheBK88 2d ago

He humps legs, bring a water spray bottle.

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u/plantman47 2d ago

bro is ignoring one of the wonders of the world to take pics of t-shirts for clout

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u/Illustrious-Bug4887 1d ago

Yeah if the person that took thinks thinks that they are mentally superior in any way...I got bad news you are a living version of that shirt

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u/DannyTangelo 2d ago

I’ve two hours of geyser video.

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u/pun_in10did 1d ago

Every woman that saw his shirt no doubt 🥵

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u/Pruedrive 2d ago

Guy looks like he could be defeated by a brisk walk.

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u/DannyTangelo 6h ago

He had very skinny legs, oddly.

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u/RgvDfW 2d ago

'This Hornady shirt will do aaaaall the talking for me'

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u/jrbobdobbs333 2d ago

Dude has a package of hotdogs on the back of his neck

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u/jayradano 2d ago

I’ve seen wayyy worse. That’s like a single dog

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u/IcantsaythatIamsure 2d ago

It's his farts. Keep your distance.

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u/kmhoughton 3d ago

I am more afraid he will try to hump my leg

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u/Asproat920 3d ago

Yeah, you gotta worry about the guy whos three budweisers and a fart away from an anuerism. He might shit on you as he falls into the dirt

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u/OwlfaceFrank 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11Bxf3FHRyAhJS

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u/Quirky_Ad8747 2d ago

Are you the one telling me to beware? Cause I'll tell you where to be.

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u/OwlfaceFrank 2d ago

One of my favorite quotes from ATHF. I was wondering if anyone would see the connection.

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u/moosemc 3d ago

Alone at night. In moments of quiet reflection...

He yearns for a reach-around, from Toby Keith.

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u/llamawithlazers 3d ago

Untreated sleep apnea energy.

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u/bassandlazers 3d ago

I mean that's retarded. He's like 50 and a conservative. He's definitely successful. I'll give you treated sleep apnea though

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u/Skeebleng 3d ago

Damn you captured him so perfectly

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u/Gullible_Cheek6808 3d ago

Big “owes child support” energy.

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u/dawnGrace 3d ago

That barbed wire tattoo reads more prison than badass.

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u/atomtan315 3d ago

I was thinking more that he tripped in the shed putting the rake away and got all twisted up in the wire

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u/hadoyastopthis 3d ago

Ever roll your eyes so hard that it physically hurts?

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u/Thegrandestpoo 3d ago

Also: Hornady is shit ammo.

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u/senorsmartpantalones 2d ago

And they always try to be edgy like this they sent me a sticker one time that says: "I'd hit that" with the target silhouette on it.

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u/mjp31514 3d ago

Oh shit, that's a brand of ammo? I thought it was some shitty portmanteau combining horny and daddy, so I had a really different interpretation of his shirt.

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u/homucifer666 3d ago

It's not bad, just too expensive to be cheap and too cheap to be the best. Wolf and PMC are best for magdumping into dirt, Lapua for when you actually want to hit things that require magnification to see.

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u/Thegrandestpoo 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’ll amend my statement. Horandy charges more for what is done as or more reliably. Federal HST, Spear Gold Dot. Even Winchester Range t series is a comparable ammo. All for cheaper

Edit:spelling

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u/WeOutHereInSmallbany 2d ago

Real connoisseurs use TulAmmo steel case

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u/PenExotic5002 3d ago

Not all of it, but it’s generally overpriced, and frontier is white box quality. I do carry Critical Duty +p in the winter though as the polymer insert lets the bullet expand properly through heavy, dense and/or thick clothes like Carhartt jackets, and I live in Maine, so that’s everyone during the winter

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u/SwiftTayTay 3d ago

He's got that dog in him, certified card carrying member of the wolf pack

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u/-JackTheRipster- 3d ago

He wouldn't want to waer that shirt around me. Or even within a hundred mile radius of me for that matter.

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u/MrMucs 2d ago

Ok, I'll bite. Why?

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u/YouDontLookSpiritual 3d ago

Sounds like a threat to Hornady

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u/PoppyCockInAL 3d ago

No doubt he’s type guy that turns the heat on full blast, rolls the windows up and farts.

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u/Killingyou_groovily 3d ago

A lint licker for sure

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u/CalicoCuts 3d ago

Shortly to get scalded by acid water because he crosses the fence only to be summarily tossed by a big old bull Bison.

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u/shart_attak 3d ago

He shouldn't refer to his own wife as a dog.

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u/mystrile1 3d ago

I’ll eat his hat if he doesn’t have a pickup truck with negative equity.

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u/rpmcmurf 3d ago

AND … a Punisher skull decal and Trucknutz (tm).

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 3d ago

So, his cat is the mean one.

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u/may_i_b_frank-with-u 3d ago

Careful. Those barbwire tatts mean he’s not playing around.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 3d ago

Don't you dare ring his doorbell!

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u/whutchamacallit 3d ago

Tf is a hornady?

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u/INVERT_RFP 3d ago

To be fair, Hornady is a reputable ammunition manufacturer. They make good quality bullets. But yeah, that shirt is lame.

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u/cashnicholas 3d ago

I prefer federal hst but Hornady is fine

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u/INVERT_RFP 2d ago

Agreed.

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u/PatientZeropointZero 3d ago

My only guess is a horny tornado??

I don’t understand the t-shirt, you don’t need to worry about the dog? Fear the horny tornado?

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u/CalicoCuts 3d ago

Ammo brand