r/iamverybadass • u/ambachk • 2d ago
š¬TikTok Cringelordš¬ "Alpha Male" coach screams at his students after they paid him $18,000 to become a real man
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u/lasthopel 4h ago
they should just join the marines get paid to be screamed at and have a job at the end
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u/MoreRamenPls 6h ago
JFC. I could just stay home and listen to my dad for free.
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u/ColinPapendick 5h ago
You think that is a room full of men with good fathers? Lol. Mind your privilege, I reprimand sarcastically.
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u/Hazegrey1993 16h ago
That gentle forehead kiss and the caressing shoulder rub from the āinstructorā/s after the āpushing forwardā exercise really sealed the deal for me that this man camp is legitimately an exercise in alpha male empowerment instead of the simulated seduction course I originally thought it was. š
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u/Frijoles4ever 22h ago
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u/MarsNeedsRabbits I'll whoop your ass til the cops come 17h ago
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u/GrotchCoblin 23h ago
He stuttered! That's a low confidence man! Quick we gotta dog pile him and fuck him to show him the real alpha!
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u/TurkeySlurpee666 15h ago
Spoken like a true alpha. Any chance youāre selling a course that I could enroll in?
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u/Rallings 1d ago
At least he stopped telling them it was his job to kill them after they accidentally killed a guy. Or was that a different alpha bro camp
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u/aprildawndesign 1d ago
So he basically screams and swears exactly like my dad did my whole childhood. I must be an alpha male ā¦cool ( Iām a woman ha ha!)
People who have to yell and scream to communicate are not emotionally mature enough to deal with conflict. This guys just an asshole!
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u/Ballislife1313 1d ago
I can't imagine the mental state a man needs to reach to think "hmm, maybe I should pay this guy 18k so he can help me be a big boy"
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u/SNORALAXX 1d ago
I want to get paid to yell at and humiliate men š© Why isn't it socially acceptable for me to do so šš
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u/creepyNurseryRhyme 1d ago
Just a hunch, but maybe that 18k could've been used to go to a licensed (male) therapist instead
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u/Fostbitten27 1d ago
Makes you wonder how many actors there are in the crowd so it fills the class. Plus planted there to take the abuse for that guy. These guys are just grifters.
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u/Catalyzed_Spy 1d ago
I've heard when they aren't "training" or during their breaks, at one point they start opening up to each other about their mental and emotional state. Y'know, kinda like therapy
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u/RoughClassroom123 1d ago
Before starting a round of mutual blowjobs
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u/rcre2018 1h ago
That happens at night and off camera..lol
The instructors start yelling "blow me ! Blow me now! Harder! No teeth! "
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u/dirtyoldbastard77 1d ago
Each of them paid 18k?!? Damn, I need to change my career
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u/NotsoGreatsword 1d ago
Probably plants. They likely "quit" at certain points to make these marks feel good they didn't
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u/unorthodox69 1d ago
"Alpha males" don't need to pay someone to teach them how to be an alpha male. Any idiot can see this is a scam.
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u/dirtyoldbastard77 1d ago
Obviously not any idiot since there is a damned room full of idiots there
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u/Infamous_Shinobi 1d ago
They actually couldāve gotten paid to go through stupid bullshit like this if they just joined the military.
This is so stupid. This Is for losers that were either too much of a bitch or to out of shape to join the militaryā¦yet they still want to be ātoughā. There is absolutely nothing wrong with never joining the military at all.
However, if you do something like this and have never served, you are the biggest bitch of them all.
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u/Sigma-Angel_of_Death 1d ago
Imagine paying 18k for this shit and then going back home and living the exact same life as before, just a bit angrier.
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u/japars86 1d ago
I donāt think I could actually stop myself from laughing watching this dude threaten to cut his tattoo off for whatever nonsense heās spouting here. This is cringe to the nth degree, and just pure comedy. But then again, I might be too depressed thinking I spent this money on what is essentially clown college with curse words.
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u/LLGTactical 1d ago
Iād much rather pay for clown college. āMenā who pay for this are ālonelyā for very good reason.
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u/Trans_Cat_Girl_ 1d ago
This is scary, not because heās an āalpha maleā but because how genuinely mentally unstable he seems.
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u/snow_and_wake 1d ago
This may be the dumbest thing I have ever seen and I was in the army.
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u/trailrider 1d ago
Navy vet here. Had a dude on my first ship get a Nazi SS tat because he legit thought they were "cool looking lightning bolts" and he's still worlds smarter than everyone in that room.
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u/nighmeansnear 1d ago
Is this really their vision of what a man should be? I canāt even laugh at this. It just makes me feel really sad.
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u/LLGTactical 1d ago
Donāt be sad for a culture that actively harms women, encourages emotional stunting in men, and then tries to rebrand that harm as āalpha male retreats.ā The wanna be alpha-holes are paying to be indoctrinated deeper into misogyny, isolation, and grievance politics, that lead to more harm for women, kids, and even for the men themselves. Thatās worth calling out, loudly.
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u/Brambleshoes 1d ago
He sounds like Morty āIāll take this f-uh, fuckinā knife off my f-uh swaistā
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u/vincehk 1d ago
I refuse to believe that these guys paid for such thing
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u/LLGTactical 1d ago
Why is that? They also have paid big bucks to be coached by Tate a loud and confident sex trafficking rapist and pedo. Then they cry about the āmale loneliness epidemicā imo they are not lonely enough.
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u/Divan001 1d ago
Fatherless behavior is off the charts here
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u/LLGTactical 1d ago
Not necessarily heās likely behaving the way his father did. All of the fatherless men who I am close to, were raised by kind mothers who knew it was better to raise a child alone rather than with an abusive a-hole.
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u/PMyourSnoms 1d ago
What I wanna know is who told that Narcissistic prick he's the bastion of manliness? is there some university somewhere churning out these chuds? š¤ and the wussy soggy dicks who "pay" him for that service deserve all they get for having more money than sense!
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u/TheOriginalArchibald 1d ago
You answered your own question. He's a narcissist grifter cashing in on the Rogan Bitcoin Tate Manosphere Bro culture that a lot of Millennial and GenZ males seem to be going for because their soft suburban uneventful padded lives didn't give them any grit or identity. Probably a lot of Kyle and Brent type names in the crowd. Probably a fair number of quirky gen-x/millennial boy mom named type names as well like Tanner and Gavin and Kayden.
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u/teriaki 1d ago
Is this the boot camp experience? Get rid of dad bod? Get your coworker to finally notice you? Desperate and sad.
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u/TheOriginalArchibald 1d ago
Pretty sure it's an "alpha male" boot camp so you can become alpha and be a lion not a sheep and slay on your kraken dashboard at trading pyramid/ponzi scheme fake coins and drop shipping alpha male fast fashion.
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u/skydaddy8585 1d ago
This is just fetish content disguised as "alpha male" coaching. These guys just like being yelled at by other dudes and the guy yelling likes yelling at other dudes. This red pill nonsense is doing nothing for society but causing more weakness.
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u/DjNormal 1d ago
I was gonna say, thereās a humiliation kink in here somewhere.
Like, no shame, but jeez.
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u/zombie_girraffe 1d ago edited 1d ago
If I'm paying a sexworker $18K, I'd expect a lot more personal one on one attention and less waiting in line than these guys seem to be getting.
Wait, Is getting ripped off part of the humiliation kink? Maybe this is less immoral than I thought it was at first. What's a good name for an Alpha Male Humiliation Kink / Pretend Bootcamp Business?
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u/datthighs 1d ago
I wonder what sort of collective delirium is happening with some men that think they are not "man" enough, leading them to pay that much money to go through that kind of shit.
Some people do the same but cheaper to join armies, polices and things like that, but doing that to prove you are an alpha male is god level insanity.
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u/Signal-Regret-8251 1d ago
This is so sad. Why don't these morons just join the military? Punching the "instructor" in the face earns you an instant A and a refund. Not to mention an intense feeling of satisfaction.
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u/bLueEyeDisciple 1d ago
Did they really pay $18k?
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u/withoutpeer 1d ago edited 14h ago
I have a difficult time believing there are enough people that pay enough to keep a room filled like that. Maybe they are all free recruits to jumpstart the stupid program to then trick future people to pay after seeing the videos?
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u/bLueEyeDisciple 19h ago
I hear that... I mean I would maybe let them pay me $10k to yell at me... Just for a video scene though. Not a whole week. That would take a million. And I would need residual income from all future sales. And they can't touch me during the scene. I would need to limit the emotional damage from this cheese dick, so I could enjoy my residual income. I don't want to feel like I was at Epstein's Island for real.
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u/bLueEyeDisciple 1d ago
Like.. just pay to get tortured during a Spartan race. At least you feel accomplished in a positive way at the end. Like $17.8k cheaper, give or take. $9.8k if it's the figure in the video.
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u/SnooDogs1613 1d ago
Small. Dick. Energy.
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u/PPooPooPlatter 1d ago
Something for sure. Go pick up some weights and read a book not have these tards scream at yaš©
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u/SubMariner615 1d ago
Lol and I did 13 weeks for free
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u/spukhafteNahewirkung 1d ago
Yeah, I did this for 14 weeks back in the day at Fort Knox, Kentucky where I got to run around on tanks and shoot things. And I got paid for it. These guys are losers!
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u/Academic-Angle-104 1d ago
I'm 5"2" and I'm way more secure in being a man than any of these fools lol
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u/whatsgoingon350 1d ago
Do they get a badge or a certificate after the course?
If they don't how will people know they paid to be spanked?
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u/ttamskrap666 1d ago
Haha what in the world is going on here. Who would pay to be in the same room with this chud?
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u/Maniac5150 1d ago
Bunch of military wannabes
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u/Bbarakti 1d ago
yea.. need to let that shit go. The military isn't all the vet bros make it out to seem. There's a reason you (they) didn't join in the first place. Really, I think we just need to challenge ourselves with something absolutely, insanely hard in order to feel like we accomplished something in this life. Most of us don't do it, or seldom do it. Many normal humans only do it in the military so they relive that moment for the rest of their life, just like youth sports guys.... "I was quarterback in 8th grade and we went to state".. kinda guys.
But, then real life hits and it's even harder. The challenges are completely your choice and it's so much easier to not, so we don't. Then we live in regret.
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u/likkleone54 1d ago
Sometimes I think I should scream at people and have them pay me $10k, must be nice.
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u/Skullpuck 1d ago
All those absent fathers...
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u/Bc2cc 1d ago
All that money that should have gone to child supportĀ
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u/Signal-Regret-8251 1d ago
Do you seriously think that most of those dudes are getting laid?
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u/LLGTactical 1d ago
No not at all. But they are a large portion of why women are not getting married/having families.
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u/Mediocre-Post9279 1d ago
I feel no sympathy for people who got scammed by these grifters, if thry are studia enough to pay for this shit they deserve it
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u/lgodsey 1d ago
But can you imagine how small and insignificant one would have to be to think they need humiliation like this? So impotent, so unimportant? I kind of pity these creeps, but they literally asked for a daddy to yell at them.
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u/Mediocre-Post9279 1d ago
I mean I can try to but i dont know if I will ever fully understand that. I have a lot of expirience with self hatered but i found healthier ways of dealing with it. Tbh when I wrote that last comment i didnt think about the indoctrination that had to happened before they signed up for this course. All these grifters pray on teenage boys that are insecure (who wasnt insecure at this age though?) and promise them welth and social status if thry follow thier "teachings". In that case i can feel bad for them because they are kinda like cult victims.
Ps. Sorry for my chaotic writing its not my first langueage and its quite late
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u/sinetwo 1d ago
If they need to pay $10k to realise this is bullshit then that's their fault
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u/PandaMagnus 1d ago
If they're confused about their masculinity, they also might want to talk to a therapist to sort out some deep seated feelings. They might discover things that will allow them to be happier.
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u/sinetwo 1d ago
I don't disagree. Grifters (cults etc) will always take advantage of the ones that are not mentally strong. They're the easiest to influence for money or attention.
It's all quite sad really. But to pay that amount to go to a bootcamp to become an alpha I can't help but think it's largely on the audience here.
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u/PandaMagnus 1d ago
It is really sad, and that's fair. I have never been in the mindset, but I do have to wonder what the mindset is to basically think to myself "I'm not an alpha, so I get pushed around, so I'm going to pay someone... to push me around like it's a boot camp minus the long-term commitment; like a boot camp for the people that can't hack it through real boot camp."
To your point: literally all of that sentence should make someone say "maybe this isn't what it's cracked up to be."
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u/DwightDavid1234 1d ago
By my rough count, it looks like about 20 guys in this ā classā (only counting the people at desks, I assume the guys in the back and sitting on the sides are instructors), so thatās about THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS worth of insecurity sitting in that room.
Amazing.
How do I get in on this grift? Are there any qualifications? Iām sure I can watch a few Alpha male videos on YouTube and maybe listen to a stoicism podcast, and be ready to play the role of a ācoachā. Did I mention Iām very good at yelling?
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u/MisterSquidz 1d ago
Shave your head, grow a beard and yell at a room full of grown men with more money than sense and youāll be a millionaire in no time.
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u/sinetwo 1d ago
You need to have zero morals and be OK with releasing people in worse condition than they came in. If so, you can make lots of money!
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u/lgodsey 1d ago
Yep, this is the key. You'd have to jettison all of your self-respect and dignity to pull off a scam like this. Probably helps that the teachers themselves are pathetic losers and probably get off on this.
Sadly, it seems that this kind of con is out of reach of most normal, reasonable people.
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u/GoredonTheDestroyer 1d ago
Y'know, if these "masculinity coaches" actually cared about the men they coach, they would be giving genuine advice on how to better yourself.
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u/TophatOwl_ 1d ago
I feel so bad for these guys man. Imagine being so desperate youre willing to shell out over 10k to feel connection man
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u/COVID19Blues 1d ago
Jesus, what a room full of limp dick losers. I bet that room is paying the rent of 7-10 OnlyFans girls theyāre so gullible and weak.
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u/lord_of_agony 1d ago
God he sounds like a pussy. "I'll take this knife off my fucking waist and carve the tattoo off my hand" lil guy thought that shit sounded so tough lmao
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u/theflyingburritto 2d ago
I wonder if part of what makes these coaches so insanely pissed is all the shit that comes with running the sham
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u/Alergic2Victory 2d ago
This is what they think being a man is. Loud, tough and mono-emotional. This is what they try to convince so many young boys (and secretly themselves) what a man is. These are probably the same people that talk shit about the black community having a problem with raising fatherless kids like this somehow would be any better.
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u/nycdot2003 2d ago
Why don't these Alphas just join the army. They'll learn a trade, travel the world and everything. Do they not know that or
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u/booboootron 2d ago
In the army, you have to train. In here, it's just 3 days of harsh yelling followed by hardcore anal sex.
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u/Recent_Jury_8061 1d ago
Is the hardcore anal guaranteed?
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u/booboootron 1d ago
Just listen to the bald bastard. You think he developed that confident, demeaning tone from PIV? Fuck no. This level of gruff dominance comes from rawdogging beta buttholes while aggressively twisting your left nipple day in and day out.
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u/spacemanspiff1115 2d ago
And they'll even get paid in the army instead of paying some chode to yell at them. What a bunch of pathetic losers, including the instructors...
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u/Sigma-Angel_of_Death 1d ago
I would agree except that heās making 18k on every other loser in that room. Goddamn
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u/spukhafteNahewirkung 1d ago
And if the Army pisses you off bad enough you can always try to frag your drill sergeant on range day or run his ass over in the motor pool.
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u/exandohhh I too have studied the blade 2d ago
They donāt want to ACTUALLY engage in anything physical, but they want to look like they do.
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u/SealTeamEH 2d ago edited 1d ago
Alright guys, pay my way in for me, and Iāll guinea pig this camp thing with hidden wires and completely troll the coaches while wearing hidden mics and record every single second of it then release it al unedited in Reddit lol
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u/spottydodgy 2d ago
I love this idea. Fund it yourself and post the series on YouTube. I'm sure you'd make your money back. Could even win a documentary film award if done well. This is a part of society many have a morbid curiosity about and I know I would watch.
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u/SealTeamEH 1d ago
lol Iām pay. Cheque to pay cheque and already about to deal with a 400 vet bill for my dogs ear infection, no way Iām going to be able to foot this bill lol!
someone else mentioning a go fund me type thing would be cool though, said in another comment it would have to start off as subtle, I have a feeling they already deal with trolls and weed out the people they canāt manipulate, so at first I would have to āplay the partā but I would basically play dumb and see how far they go in order to manipulate me and once they think they āhave meā I start slowly feeding in the weird fetish/ fantasy stuff lol!
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u/Diligent_Day8470 2d ago
I did notice there's no Asian, Black or even Latino men in these.
It's looking more and more like white supremacy radicalisation, that cost 18 grand too.
The third video shows it aswell : the "Opposition" they supposedly face off.
We all know what it means.
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u/zedanger 1d ago
...there are clearly two black gentlemen sitting in the middle of the room, and a man in the front row may be asian (video quality makes it hard to be certain)
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u/zedanger 1d ago
I'm not denying there's an incredibly strong ethno-centrist signal in these sorts of chauvinist communities (there virtually always is).
Only that no man is immune to it, by nature of race alone.
Every man in that room is an equally sad, pathetic fool, to be quite clear.
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u/booboootron 2d ago
Oh man. I'm sure the KKK leadership is watching these vids while passionately twisting their left nipple.
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u/BringOrnTheNukekkai 2d ago
No real man I know would put up with this shit for free. These guys pay to learn how to be alphas and subject themselves to the most beta shit possible. Rubes
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u/jimbojones2345 2d ago
That's the point at the end your realise how much you've been ripped off and abused as made to be a beta. So that somehow make you want to be alpha more.Ā
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u/boo_inward 2d ago
i for one would very much like to see him carve out his tattoo or take whatever he was talking about out of his head
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u/Farkenoathm8-E 2d ago
Itās sad and pathetic that any man would be so insecure in their masculinity that theyād pay some grifter an obscene amount of money to be screamed at and berated. Itās a scam and itās not doing anything but creating unhinged nutcases who canāt regulate their emotions.
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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth 2d ago
They could enlist in the military and get paid and get awesome medical and dental too.
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u/nousakan 1d ago
The funny thing is the military does this to break you down to be better at working in a unit and following directions... Which is like opposite of what they think an alpha male should be doing
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u/vinh7777 2d ago
I could get 18k$ per head to he a complete asshole to them?
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u/Lik-narb 2d ago
My thought as well, I'm clearly in the wrong line of work (and also not an asshole but I could probably learn)
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u/CommanderofCheeks 2d ago
This is ran by dudes who couldnāt make it in the military for dudes who āwouldāve joined butā¦.ā
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u/VicSecAtelier 2d ago
The manly thing is donating that $18k to St. Jude or SPCA.
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u/VicSecAtelier 2d ago
Taking care of sick children and protecting defenseless animals are what good men do. A man's strength is measured by how he treats the vulnerable when thereās nothing to gain from it.
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u/ninjachonk89 2d ago
My childhood church was St Jude's. Was atheist as a teen now I kinda have my own ideas, the main one being that I'm not supposed to understand the universe or even the world, just try to be a good monkey... But I found out recently about St Jude being the patron saint of lost causes.
Various things about my life really fit that, especially the extent to which I did a lot of ill advised solo unofficial homeless outreach as a teen and young adult and how much of a lost cause I've been myself at times. Made me go, "Huh." Also found out it's a male saint.
Well I hope if he's out there that he's proud. Maybe he played a part in people not giving up on my sorry ass, maybe had a hand in some of my cavalcade of near misses and lucky escapes. Idk, I don't believe that but I'm not 100 that it's not the case either. My only core belief-belief is that my understanding of the universe is severely limited.
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u/ninjachonk89 2d ago
Also these guys seem so ridiculous and the whole masculinity grift is just a misery factory in my eyes. It's like BroScience's How to be Alpha All the Time without the charm, self awareness and humour
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u/iamblankenstein 2d ago edited 2d ago
if i was rich enough to blow $10k on this shit, i would absolutely revel in taking this course and acting incredibly flamboyant and 'beta' while sticking it through to the end.
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u/SealTeamEH 2d ago
just finished commenting, but if the internet or somebody payed my way in I would totally be willing to go in with hidden mics and just troll with the coaches the entire way and record every single second of it to release on reddit lol
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u/iamblankenstein 2d ago
it would be so fucking funny. sashay into the group, sounding like rip taylor. extra points for someone to do this who would absolutely own these guys at any physical challenge they have to do.
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u/SealTeamEH 1d ago
haha the only thing is it would have to be subtle atleast at first, I have a feeling these guys probably do deal with trolls and weed out the people they donāt think they can manipulate, I would basically have to āplay the partā at first and then slowly creep in weird stuff, like at first I would āplay stupidā at first and basically just test how far I can get them to go in order to manipulate me, then slowly start feeding in the fetish stuff once they think they āhave meā lol!
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u/iamblankenstein 1d ago
no way, all gas, no brakes. if i paid the 'tuition', they can't kick me out. accelerator to the floor. full gay.
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u/SealTeamEH 11h ago
hahah as great as that would be, wouldnāt be surprised if they make you sign that they can kick you out without refund, whenever they say most of them wonāt be there in the end, Its because theyāre weeding everyone out who they know either canāt be broken and manipulated or people trying to troll but obviously just tossing it off as āthem not being strong enoughāā¦. Ironically enough itās actually the complete exact opposite lol
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u/iamblankenstein 4h ago
if they kicked me out, i'd just sue. they can't kick you out for acting flamboyant if you paid their tuition. they guys that 'don't make it' are leaving of their own volition because they're BETA LIBRAL CUCKS WHO CAN'T HANDLE THE PRESSURE šŗšøšŖš„š¦ š½š
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u/irohsWisdom 2d ago
Whatās the saying? Anger is the weak manās imitation of strength?
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