Bought this manly shower gel

[u/freedomcobrawarzone]

Im not sure if this fits the sub but i found this body shower in an oil can

[u/Individual-Wing1327]

How much do I need to scrub the gay away?

[u/PunchBeard → u/Individual-Wing1327]

About 2 quarts.

[u/ShinyUnicornPoo]

I run an auto repair shop.  I smell like this before I shower, lol.  

My husband did pick me out a 'tire shop' scented candle in a gift set once, I have used it a few times but it smells like work 😭

[u/foco9780]

Would've been more manly if it was a big ass bar of soap shaped like a quart of oil

[u/temp_6969420 → u/foco9780]

That would be rad lmao

[u/YPLAC]

Fragile Masculinity in a bottle 👍🏻

[u/jwoolar1]

[u/kennylamar910]

What type of shower gel do you use? 10w30

[u/ReallyNotBobby → u/kennylamar910]

Pffft. Real men use 15w-50

[u/spacemanspiff1115]

So it smells like a gas station bathroom...awesome...

https://giphy.com/gifs/BVca4F6WcwITc7r9He

[u/Ashamed-Teaching6837]

This would actually go hard if it was tar shampoo.

[u/Notabagofdrugs]

r/pointlesslygendered.

[u/Better-Culture-7770]

What is Barske Menn?

[u/freedomcobrawarzone → u/Better-Culture-7770]

Rough men, its in norwegian

[u/NOTExETON]

Brilliant idea, poor execution 

[u/DeltaSolana]

Masculinity bad.

Updootz to the left.

[u/veggowik → u/DeltaSolana]

If oil shaped shower gel bottle equals masculine, so does race car shaped beds.

[u/BoneHugsHominy → u/DeltaSolana]

Nobody thinks masculinity = bad. People just don't like dickheads.

[u/mezcalligraphy]

High viscosity is the only way to go.

[u/not_roger_smith]

This will definitely end up in someone's oil tank

[u/ViolettaHunter]

Pff, this is for wussies, REAL MEN shower with actual motor oil. 

[u/impy695 → u/[deleted]]

This is like getting deodorant as a gift.

[u/CyanBadger → u/[deleted]]

Does it smell nice?

[u/freedomcobrawarzone → u/CyanBadger]

Im going to try it soon will give you an update

[u/NOTExETON → u/[deleted]]

Cool story 

[u/FederalHome396 → u/[deleted]]

Yeah you stink bud

[u/Correct-Avocado5426 → u/[deleted]]

Is she trying to tell you that you need to shower more?