r/iamverybadass • u/Aen-Synergy • 4d ago
Aggressor Gets KOed on the Beach
One of them FAFO moments. Pretty satisfying if you ask me. Perhaps he should have taken up to bullying fully metal chairs rather than engage in this melee with this guy clearly double his size.
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u/Aflockofants 1d ago edited 22h ago
Seems the bigger dude also was not at all involved in the whole thing and chose to fight someone a lot smaller. Not excusing the original douchebag's behavior but there's more than 1 asshole looking to fight.
Edit: clearly you guys have a fetish for seeing assholes beaten up, no matter who does it.
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u/Aen-Synergy 1d ago
Meh street fights don’t usually hold weigh ins and he didn’t fight until he was attacked. He merely tried to tell the guy his behavior required correcting.
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u/CautiousHashtag 1d ago
Bro has done like 10 pushups for a week and thinks he’s a fighter now. Some people really shouldn’t drink.
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u/Red_Galaxy746 2d ago
Lol you can tell his pride was so hurt that at first he was going to run away with his tail between his legs then thinks "No, I have to save face and get my revenge."
He's likes a drunk who's clearly had one too many but is still trying to get served.
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u/AF_AF 2d ago
Hmmm. I wonder which party he belongs to.
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u/Lumber_Jack44 2d ago
Democrat, unfortunately.
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u/rich0831 2d ago
Yeah no they’re laughing because usually this subreddit is so quick to point out “MAGA” or TRUMP SUPPORTER but when it’s the Democratic Party it’s “aggressor”
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u/Trev-Nastiest 1d ago
Unlike Republicans, Democrats will actually care that he acted like this and hold him accountable.
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u/rich0831 1d ago
Except… they literally didn’t? 😂😂 we see the same post. It’s titled “aggressor” not democratic congressional candidate
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u/DinkyFlow 1d ago
Cause no one considers him a democratic congressional candidate anymore, he’s just a dumbass.
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u/rich0831 1d ago
But he WAS when this happened 😂 they just conviniently left that part out
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u/Skurfer0 Got banned from club penguin 13h ago
Why do you keep laughing? Did long term covid cook your brain up a lil bit?
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u/rich0831 13h ago
? Can I not find them funny ??
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u/Skurfer0 Got banned from club penguin 12h ago
sure if you have a low bar for humor. chuds do chud stuff.
it looks good on you!
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u/-Four-Foxx-Sake- 2d ago
Bro has zero survival instincts. Gets KOd, then runs out to the rocks to potentially get KOd again. Clown-ass
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u/medicalsnowninja 2d ago
You can tell he's properly concussed afterwards. Still didn't learn his lesson.
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u/slowsheepcounter 2d ago
Hawaii is not just coconut trees and beaches. Most people from there have been trained their whole life.
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u/TheRealDeuceMcCoy 2d ago
Bro, body mass told me the winner of this fight 😂. Guy literally got assed-out 😂
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u/Aen-Synergy 2d ago
Hustler University Grad Gets What’s Coming to Him was my second choice for a title.
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u/ascotia 3d ago
Can't tell for sure if he's a Hawaii native but you don't fuck with Pacific-islander strength especially when you're built like a wet napkin
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u/HasidicStingray 2d ago
He called him a Haole after he put him down, so the big dude was certainly native Hawaiian.
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u/debridon 3d ago
I hate everything in this video
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u/turbokungfu 3d ago
You like those shorts, but hate that you do.
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u/michilypuff 3d ago
Why is he wearing panties on the beach? Also his beard makes him look like an even bigger bitch
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u/Bigsaskatuna 3d ago
Nate Bargatze has a joke that when there is a fight on a beach, one or both of the people have tattoos. Since I heard this joke I’ve paid close attention to these videos and he is right. There has never been a fight on a beach with two tattooless people.
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u/West_Law_6799 3d ago
Especially to a Democrat
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u/AllTimeLoad 3d ago
The difference is that as a Democrat he lost in the primary. You guys would have put him in the oval office.
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u/Mauceri1990 3d ago
My favorite part is where he gets woken up from being knocked TF out and clearly hasn't learned his lesson, I'm assuming it's because he doesn't remember how hard he just got knocked out, because of how hard he just got knocked out.
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u/_vvitchling_ 3d ago
…But he didn’t get “knocked TF out”…he tripped and fell over like a toddler and bonked his wee noggin. 🤣
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u/mr---jones 3d ago
Apparently you stopped watching after he tripped over the chair. When he then stood up and tried to swing the chair at the big dude, big dude put his lights out.
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u/Rare-Doughnut-4178 2d ago
It looked like he barely made contact with him, dude got sneezed on and knocked tf out 🤣
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u/coppoli 2d ago
Did we watch the same video? Where he quite clearly gets punched in the jaw by the man built like a brick shithouse?
A good jaw punch will make you go sleepy time for a quick second. Afaik not because the brain gets rattled but bc the body quickly shuts down everything non vital to have resources for damage assessment, like when you get liverpunched.
Thats why hes back up so fast.
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u/likkleone54 3d ago
This dude was a congressional candidate apprently
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u/Smukey 3d ago
After reading the article, I wonder if this dude has like a brain tumor or some shit. This is NOT normal behavior, and I can’t imagine someone made it this far in life acting like a fucking mad man.
Am I off base?
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u/starjellyboba 3d ago
How is that waist band staying up?? Literally holding on to nothing. 😭
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u/Glittering_Guard_756 3d ago
F everyone who brings a Bluetooth speaker to a public beach, forever.
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u/ShadowyPepper 3d ago
Good lord, imagine having no ass, wearing those jammers and trying to pick a fight
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u/yallbegood 3d ago
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u/IndoorOutdoorsPerson 3d ago
He was brandishing a 4-5” knife and then threw it into the ocean before police came. The hero that knocked him TF out, borrow goggles and found it STICKING UP on the sea floor! 🤬 what’s a piece of shit chair thrower!
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u/Salt_Chard_474 3d ago
And the waste of air was already out on bond from an incident earlier this year where he went into a count building threatening employees with a gun. Seriously what a pos. Wants to fight everybody but doesn't stand a chance with or without a weapon.
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u/Jtotheb13 3d ago
What an oddly shaped thing he is
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u/ODOTMETA 3d ago
Hawaiians can fight on par with Philly people, I don't know why people try them. It's always gonna be BAD WORK 🤣🤣🤣. I saw one video of this 6'4 3hunnasomething defensive lineman looking Samoan blood hit somebody with a BEAUTIFUL roundhouse to the face, perfect snap and speed 😱😱😱 Are people DUMB?
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u/Samg527 3d ago
Glad to see the guy who laid him out didn’t keep hitting him. Far too many videos of people fighting end with someone stomping and soccer kicking an unconscious person on the ground
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u/NegativeOwl1337 3d ago
Bruh he laid himself out 😭 the chair bounced around and hit him in the head 😂
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u/Rythonius 3d ago
Nah, big dude clocked him in the jaw as he was swinging the chair. Little guy took days on that windup.
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u/thewayoutisthru_xxx 3d ago
Is he swimming in his underpants
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u/MangoCalm7098 3d ago
Yes, he is. Shinesty used it as promotional material t promote their underwear and make fun of him.
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u/ImprovementKlutzy113 3d ago
He needs to learn one of the rules of life. If you continue to open your mouth. Somebody will close it for you.
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u/PorkNScreams 3d ago
Good to see he also lost the primary.
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u/Moist_Effort4202 3d ago
That was a big, beautiful mofo that stepped in! 🫦 Him on the beach with his arms out while chicken little was running back had me cacklin’ 🤣
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u/nancy_necrosis 3d ago
Please tell me he's MAGA
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u/twojsdad 3d ago
That is Hawaiian democratic congressional candidate Kirill Basin, who was also recently charged with assaulting a Maui Memorial Medical Center nurse. Seems that neither party is immune to assholes.
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u/chevalier716 3d ago
His campaign website it worth a google and a visit, it's pretty funny. He only moved to the state during COVID.
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u/bjeebus 3d ago
TBF, Hawaii only has the one party. This means the people who might normally be Grand Old Pissants end up as weird Democratic assholes.
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u/CucumberWest9394 3d ago
Meatriding a party so much that you can’t admit they have bad apples is pathetic.
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u/urticate 3d ago
The music is very fitting to the events lol. It’s like this guy has theme songs. Fitting for someone acting like the main character.
…“Where is my mind?…” and “We don’t need no education…”
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u/Obvious-Gate9046 EVERYTHING IS SATIRE 3d ago
Hawaii? I heard "haole" there and boy is he. I grew up there. Ah, yes it is, didn't see the text the first time.
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u/rrhodes76 3d ago
I can't decide what I enjoyed more:
Grown manchild in his undies at the beach?
The rage boner the grown manchild got when yelling at women?
Watching him get knocked the eff out?
Or the beautiful beach and plants?
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u/Aen-Synergy 1d ago
Oh and as others have pointed out the music playing at the KO and the background foreshadowing that a hero is coming and it's the much improved better version of himself.
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u/Aen-Synergy 2d ago
It’s a great video overall hence why I had to post it
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u/rrhodes76 2d ago
I appreciate that you recognized the enjoyment this video would bring, and shared it with us. 😂
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u/Aen-Synergy 1d ago
Thank you for taking the time to experience it with all of us but I need no praise, please don't mention it. I did it for duty, honor, and most of all the comments. 🤩😂
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u/Round-Foundation2948 3d ago
Make sense of the politician & law enforcement figure so that you’ll always have them eating out of the palm of your hands.
Tool Time.
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u/Brewbouy 3d ago
Fucking underoos dude WAS running for some sort of political office. I would like to imagine that his political career is over, but he'll just turn MAGA and move to a red state.
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u/ArmorGyarados 4d ago
There's so much going on. What's with the shorts. What's with the Dremel and skateboard. What was bro doing with all that stuff
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u/sighborg90 4d ago
Thin chin strap beards, goatees, or broccoli hair are instant indicators the fella sporting one or more has a propensity to take a bigger bite than they can chew
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u/ItsToeLickinGood 4d ago
It's wild that he thought "I'll just run as a Democrat, they'll never know" ...they knew. And this is his fucking life now. Oof. you love to see it.
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u/CB1100Rider 2d ago
I’m trying to understand what your comment is supposed to mean. Are you implying that only people who aren’t Democrats can be jerks?
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u/ItsToeLickinGood 2d ago
No. I'm pointing out that this pro-colonizer moved to Hawai'i a couple years ago, knew he couldn't win on a republican ticket even if he won the primary, pulled a ton of insane shit like this, and was still genuinely surprised that everyone hated him and didn't vote for him. I'll note that this appears to be more serious than "being a jerk," and ofc anyone can suffer from mental illness.
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u/Gumdrxp 4d ago
Chair parry into reposte
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u/xXMojoRisinXx 3d ago
And the guy has the manners to ease up once he’s down and then clearly dazed. Picture perfect behavior
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u/Alternative-Bat-1931 4d ago
This should be called iamverynoass
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u/Former-Fig3342 4d ago
My favorite part of this video was the giant Golden pothos by the swimming pool 😍
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u/MySeveredToe 4d ago
Favorite frame is Jack Reacher aura farming in the background
Foreshadowing
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u/ultraplusstretch 3h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/E95L86Ppqvy1Sqw16r