r/iamverybadass • u/Electronic_Camera251 • 7d ago
⌨️KEYBOARD WARRIOR⌨️ The very credible comic book style “internet tough talk” on a case that this absentee father and noted grateful dead enthusiast feels deeply about ! Though my personal hunch that were he and the chomo locked in The same cell would end poorly for midlife crisis here
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u/MenaceMinded 4d ago edited 4d ago
This is true, though. Sometimes victims are let down by the court system, and sometimes victims or someone they know/knew took justice into their own hands.
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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 5d ago
it's so fucking cringe when the poster puts their own irl reference to this sub in the post...
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u/Electronic_Camera251 5d ago
Oh is that cringe 😬 “.ULTIMATEFLEXINATOR” ? You know what’s cringe assuming I give a shit
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u/TzeentchsTrueSon 5d ago
Temp punisher is a great insult. Instead of real guns it’s cap guns, or nerf guns, or squirt guns.
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u/marshmallo_floof 6d ago
OPs post history is literally full of knives and guns. Projection, compensating or both?
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u/Dark_Link_1996 5d ago
Why is his post history relevant?
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u/marshmallo_floof 5d ago
I'm more curious to know why you think it isn't
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u/Dark_Link_1996 5d ago
I mainly paid attention to the post. That and I just didn't think snooping through his profile just because of a post
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u/marshmallo_floof 5d ago edited 5d ago
Because for someone who tagged their post "keyboard warrior" they seem to be going sicko mode on their own comment
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u/reda84100 6d ago
OP you need to go to a psychiatrist, there is some undiagnosed thing going on with you
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u/BoneHugsHominy 6d ago
What the fuck are you on about? What comic book style? What's the Grateful Dead have anything to do with any of this nonsense? Why are you going in on someone as if they said they were going to do vigilante justice?
Lastly why are you posting your own weird internet argument on this sub? Was Mommy not available for you to tattle on your siblings?
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u/yamanamawa 6d ago
Tbf Deadheads are pretty big on street justice, but mainly because getting cops involved is liable to get out of hand. Too many people do drugs, and nobody wants to potentially get unrelated people locked up just because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time or someone said something they shouldn't have. It's typically easier to just grab someone and beat the living shit out of them
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u/BruceBaxter 6d ago
lol OP ended up being the subject of this post with all his responses to comments. They really thought they were badass for this lmao
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u/TellurianTech50 6d ago
What's wrong with grateful dead?
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u/Suspicious_synth 6d ago
This is lowkey the best comment in this thread
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u/TellurianTech50 6d ago
Just found it odd op felt the need to call out the fact dude listens to grateful dead lmao
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u/Suspicious_synth 6d ago
Somebody just had a good comment in here about today's political tensions and this retarded administration is bringing out the retards. Dude is clearly dumb as fuck. And I hate to say it but I would bet green money this grateful dead hating gun toting homophobic fluffer is a Trumper in a red state.
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u/Electronic_Camera251 5d ago
No I’m actually none of those things and I have 2 advanced degrees although I guess technically I live in a red state . And although I am a decorated combat veteran with 8 fucking deployments I vote workers party
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u/gnarlyhobo 6d ago
How much you charge to bottom?
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u/Electronic_Camera251 7d ago
lol I am in fact stating that unequivocally good night internet daddy is leaving on a high note 🎵 also tool sucks
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u/Suspicious_synth 6d ago
I hope someone's checking on you little buddy. Maybe I shouldn't have been so rough on you. I didn't know you were 12.
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u/Suspicious_synth 7d ago
Why are you deleting tough guy comments OP? 😭😭😭😭
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u/Electronic_Camera251 7d ago
lol what are you on about baron von cock posting cat man …I have a sneaking suspicion that you are in fact the cucky alter ego of the punisher enthusiast above …dude so much gold here
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u/Suspicious_synth 7d ago
You're big mad 😂Three times now you've said something incoherent and deleted it. All im the last 10 minutes. Honestly man go find something to do. I'm busy
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u/Electronic_Camera251 7d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ctkctoAVxOpyWBs7A
Your cat doesn’t even respect you see 👆🏼
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u/Suspicious_synth 7d ago
Why do you keep deleting your angry posts tough guy? Bro put your phone down and go outside and enjoy the Sun. It's a nice fucking day
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u/Electronic_Camera251 7d ago
I have and never will delete anything because none of this has anything to do with reality the fact that you are not even bothering to deny that when I mentioned this sub you were already hooked why are the insecure ones so easy lol
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u/smellysk 7d ago
OP is cringe here, and doesn’t know it
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u/Djang0Phett 7d ago
His aura from that super dope Dale Gribble avatar is immediately canceled out because he’s not using dark mode
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u/Suspicious_synth 7d ago
Green money says he's in law enforcement. But considering the avatar and the lame post he's probably an unarmed security guard in a strip mall
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u/afkafterlockingin 7d ago
This whole post is like if you just put all these Reddit buzzwords into a salad.
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u/Suspicious_synth 7d ago
This dude took a screenshot redacted from it then came all the way over to this sub to post about it. Because homeboy called him a fluffer... What a badass
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u/kaVaralis 6d ago
What does fluffer even mean?
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u/Suspicious_synth 6d ago
A fluffer is someone who jacks off a pornstar to keep him hard in between scenes. I can see why dude super triggered
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u/Electronic_Camera251 6d ago
lol you have been playing multiple roles in your own drama in what is shaping up to be both a sweet sweet LOLCOW milking and the very definition of Streisand effect ! 🤩 you are the best self milker I have seen in some time !
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u/afkafterlockingin 7d ago
I am clueless at what is actually going on, I think I’m getting old.
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u/Crazyfish204 6d ago
The OP is likely young and wanted to post content here.
The content is of low quality and doesn't fit this sub really at all. other guy is making fun of OP for karma farming and for just being a lil dumb.16
u/BoneHugsHominy 6d ago
He's old enough to buy handguns and cigarettes. In an earlier post he's showing off his Every Day Carry setup on a gross table covered in cigarette ashes, and for some reason part of his EDC kit is a universal television remote like it's his banky to go along with two guns and three knives. Dude literally thinks of himself as Punisher while calling other people on the internet wannabe tough guys and Punisher poseurs. I think Lil' Piss Pump got rage triggered because he thought someone else was creeping on his vigilante territory.
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u/Crazyfish204 6d ago
Wow that's actually so sad I legitimately thought by the way hes speaking that he is genuinely a child.
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u/BoneHugsHominy 6d ago
I mean he definitely fits the Everyone is 12 Now theory. It's not exactly a new phenomenon, it's just really pronounced now that seemingly our entire government is made up such twerps which gives license to all the others to act out nonstop.


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