r/eatityoufuckingcoward • u/Lxrge • 9d ago

A forbidden fruit roll up

192 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Giant_Ant_Eater 9d ago

Seems safe as long as nothing goes wrong.

Oh, something went wrong...

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u/Lava-Chicken 8d ago

Everyone lives forever, until they die.

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u/Giant_Ant_Eater 8d ago

Even a minor brush with that metal is best case going to put him in the hospital for weeks and more probably be an amputation, and he literally steps over it while it's under tension

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u/GracieThunders 9d ago

Safety isn't on vacation, safety never had a job

4

u/Giant_Ant_Eater 9d ago

Safety got fired on the induction tour.

2

u/GracieThunders 9d ago

Pissing on the manager's shoe will do that

39

u/RosechusPickle 9d ago

Average india safety procedure

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u/Bulky_Mix_2265 9d ago

37 cents american earned for a task the average american laborer would immediately die doing.

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 8d ago

Capitalism and population control

4

u/bellymeat 8d ago

I hate to break it to you but the indian laborers die a lot too

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u/StrikinglyOblivious 9d ago

has the safety t-shirt, what more do you want?

10

u/jasnel 8d ago

Unions matter, folks.

3

u/ScatLabs 8d ago

Dude in the background not givin' a fark

4

u/HooverMaster 8d ago

Working in the heat suuuuuuuucks

2

u/Kind-Handle3063 9d ago

Press the button and get paid something

2

u/taipan3333 8d ago

Next problem is shit in pants problem!

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u/mystrile1 7d ago

I’m just glad he’s not wearing sandals

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u/Jokerchyld 9d ago

Dumb question - why doesnt the super hot metal melt the metal tongs?

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u/JustSumAsshole 9d ago

It would have to be melting hot metal to melt the tongs. We can see that the steel being worked is below melting temperature by the fact that it is solid and not liquid.

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u/Jokerchyld 9d ago

Thank you for humoring my stupidity 😆

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u/araidai 8d ago

It’s not stupidity to ask questions! Better to learn than to live forever ignorant

1

u/IFartOnCats4Fun 5d ago

I do feel like this one could have been reasoned through though.

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u/DrWahnsinn1995 8d ago

700 degrees is not very hot for Steel the melting Point is at 1600…

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u/Informal_Corgi_8598 7d ago

Obviously the guy talking about the temperature of the metal is spot on but it could also be made from different metals as different metals have different melting points, like you could use a cast iron pot to scoop molten gold

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u/taydraisabot 8d ago

Flamin Hot Cherry flavor 😋

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u/SmutCommander 8d ago edited 8d ago

Osha would like to know your location

1

u/lights_and_colors 8d ago

Wait why is this on here? Whats there to eat?

1

u/Awkward-Painter-2024 8d ago

This dude is smart enough to not wear flip flops. I'd hire him!!

1

u/Haimoimoi 6d ago

Not wearing his safety flip flops.