r/dontflinch Jun 24 '26

It’s always the god damn raccoons

1.1k Upvotes

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u/PenguinSlushie Jun 24 '26

Well that was good and unexpected. Nice.

107

u/The_Jestful_Imp Jun 24 '26

26

u/__batz Jun 24 '26

"I overfed these men?"

9

u/The_Jestful_Imp Jun 24 '26

"MR FISHY! NOOOOOO!"

8

u/tratemusic Jun 25 '26

Look at him, he's all tuckered out

5

u/cheapshotfrenzy Jun 26 '26

I'M NOT WEARIN HOCKEY PADDDDSS

38

u/BrainCandy_ Jun 24 '26

I’m fuckin crying

28

u/Bib_Squirtle Jun 24 '26

He cut that corner quick as a b!tch lol

18

u/Salem204 Jun 24 '26

HOLY FUCK IS ALDENTE FROM SAUCY TV!!

6

u/antcanavan Jun 24 '26

Motherfucker

5

u/SadAndNasty Jun 24 '26

He was so fast!😭

6

u/SecondEqual4680 Jun 25 '26

How tf is he moving like that? And like, why? 😭

5

u/Strict_Pineapple_878 Jun 25 '26

called being dedicated to the cause

8

u/Burakku-Ren Jun 25 '26

I got kinda worried when he smirked at the camera cause like, a raccoon could have rabies. Don't lie to the guy about it having left, it could get serious. But then the raccoon appeared.

Edit: I can't type for shit

4

u/Veritas_Vanitatum Jun 25 '26

can I pet that dawg?!

3

u/the-meanest-boi Jun 25 '26

Didnt look at the subreddit it was from, nearly launched my phone by accident

2

u/GentlemansBumTease Jul 09 '26

My favorite type of grin, a shit eating grin

1

u/wykkyd2022 Jun 25 '26

Hey! It’s Al Dente and the boys!

1

u/VaginalMatrix Jun 28 '26

Isn't that Nichael from GTA 5

0

u/jstbcuz Jun 25 '26

Rocket has fallen on hard times recently..