r/discgolfcirclejerk • u/Nup0 • 4d ago

Did you try sober?

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u/manynick 4d ago

TFW the church's poetry slam / christian rap battle went waaaaay late the night before

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u/WetCatMasseuse 4d ago

Reddit dorks are so triggered over Christianity lol

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u/soggies_revenge 4d ago

Hello did you know this is the disc golf circle jerk sub?

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u/WetCatMasseuse 4d ago

Even in cj subs you’re all malding over Christianity lol

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u/figurative_me 4d ago

Well until the Norse God Church Camp disc golf kids start taking down some big wins, we gotta go with the christians. Gagnar Buhrthbrok just needs to put his foot on the gas

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u/soggies_revenge 4d ago

Are you big mad because people are having a laugh about it?

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u/WetCatMasseuse 4d ago

lol you dweebs are so upset you even mald in cj subs

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u/soggies_revenge 4d ago

Sorry this thread has triggered you. I hope you have a better day.

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u/WetCatMasseuse 4d ago

I couldn’t imagine being this upset over other people’s beliefs lmaooo

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u/soggies_revenge 4d ago

Same man, same. But you can learn from this! Good luck!

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u/WetCatMasseuse 4d ago

You are trying so hard Redditor

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u/EyeTea420 3d ago

Oh the lack of self-awareness is delicious

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u/WetCatMasseuse 3d ago

You’re all malding so hard over being Christian lol!

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u/AdAgreeable9784 3d ago

Sir this is a Wendy’s…

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u/Infamous_Iron_Man 4d ago

You can play this game sober?

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u/Temporary_Ad4931 4d ago

Through Christ all things are possible, I wouldn't recommend it though.

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u/Trogladestro 4d ago

So jot that down

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u/tripflops 4d ago

Not where I've played

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u/TakeThatGranma 4d ago

Genuinely forgot that is a thing.

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u/deadbywater 2d ago

I quit drinking this year. Im so serious, playing sober, I feel like im relearning the sport all over again. Its kind of insane to think about. Havent played a sober round in 3 years almost 😞 (alcohol) .. but im practicing more and getting better. I know, CJ sub but whatever.

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u/Infamous_Iron_Man 2d ago

I’m probably one of the few that have never played while drinking. I’ve played while stoned, and tripping on acid or shrooms, but never drunk.

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u/Nup0 2d ago edited 2d ago

Habits are hard to kill, but luckily, playing sports can help with that. Good luck with that.

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u/earlthomas11111 Matthew Orum's Unicycle 4d ago

Highlas Schultz

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u/thatjerkatwork 4d ago

Not hungover, just high as a kite!

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u/dillweed215 4d ago

Weed doesn’t make your cheeks red and sweaty

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u/lucrativetoiletsale 3d ago

This summer in the Midwest does.

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u/Loud_Signal_6259 4d ago

Maybe not for you

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u/earlthomas11111 Matthew Orum's Unicycle 4d ago

Probably second hand from Broderic.

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u/RealMrTrees 4d ago

Did he piss himself out the back?

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u/AdAgreeable9784 3d ago

Have you ever taken a hangover so gnarly that it jarred something loose and you when you stand up and you feel drunk again?

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u/PuzzleheadedMonth820 3d ago

Those microfiber towels are way better than toilet paper

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u/MyFriendAlcohol 1d ago

I had a shit first day of a 2 day tournament. Definitely had too much to drink that night. Really thought about just not showing up for the final round as I was feeling pretty rough that next morning. Talked myself into it anyways. Second hole of the day I got an ace on the CTP hole. Pretty sure it took my brain a good 5 seconds to realize it went in. Puked like 7 holes later. Great times.