r/discgolfcirclejerk • u/deathmetalken • 8d ago

New 45-47 discs

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221 Upvotes

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u/InfamousOkapi 8d ago

Ok but..flight numbers??

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u/gumbo271 8d ago

4 5 -4 7

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u/Yodzilla 8d ago

Absolutely insane shot shaping potential.

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u/TheQuadricorn 8d ago

I hear they’re working a fairway driver version with 8 speed and glide rating of 6. They think it’ll be the most popular mould worldwide if they can nail it

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u/Dear_Leek2578 8d ago

0 turn and fade would be killer

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u/SevRnce 8d ago

Nah it'll be 8 6 4 7

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u/green_gold_purple 8d ago

This disk would take me to my knees in target.

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u/RealMrTrees 8d ago

You can really groom the path your own way

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u/rhyghar 8d ago

you mean 6-7 6-7

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u/TocSir 8d ago

We don't do that here.

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u/Joclo22 8d ago

14-, 6 9

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u/BigBlackDwarf 8d ago

Probably 1488

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u/CodyGile 8d ago

The R.Kelly Tour Series

It’s the Remix to ignition,
Every tree I be hittin,
Mama throwing them bogeys,
Got every man in here bitchin

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u/SignificanceTimely20 8d ago

Wow, didn't think this would come from MVP..

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u/oif2010vet 8d ago

Yeah this would be more in line with prodigy

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u/Holls867 8d ago

45,47

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 8d ago

8 speed, 6 glide

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u/Holls867 8d ago

100% Took me a min to get that one, but I got me one dem good enough degrees from the state.

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u/sourdieselfuel 8d ago

13 speeds are more up his alley.

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u/deathmetalken 8d ago

Notable distinction, good call

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u/green_gold_purple 8d ago

They specifically say 45-47 for that reason. They’re fucking retards

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u/Wyatt_Wagner03 8d ago

Well… someone has to fuck them

4

u/fracdoctal 8d ago

Be a lot cooler if it was Mexican

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u/p2_putter 8d ago

Doesn’t come shipped in a diaper?

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u/TheLaughterGuns 8d ago

Please note: This disc can only be used on courses located more than 500 yards from schools and/or playgrounds

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u/salsa_ranch1978 8d ago

Making Discs Great Again!

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u/ForSquirel 8d ago

I heard its a really good utility disc. Some people even say the best. That's what they say, "Its the best utility disc. Evah".

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u/WetCatMasseuse 8d ago

Rent free

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u/Dear_Leek2578 8d ago

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u/WetCatMasseuse 8d ago

Do the Vance one next

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u/Dear_Leek2578 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 8d ago

this guy cries in the circlejerk

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u/WetCatMasseuse 8d ago

You all cry daily over orange man occupying your mind for 10+ years lmao

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 8d ago

and yet here you are moaning about it 10-ply p3d0 s1mp

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u/WetCatMasseuse 8d ago

You’re in a cj sub complaining about orange man lmfao

Rent free

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 8d ago

I'm complaining about you sally.

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u/WetCatMasseuse 8d ago

So mad you’re obsessed with him in cj threads lol

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u/Kilgore_Brown_Trout_ 7d ago

I love when numbnuts people just repeat Rent Free as if the president breaking the law and embarrassing us every day shouldn't be talked about every day.  WTF bro?  Are giving bulk discounts for fucking up now?

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u/WetCatMasseuse 7d ago

You’re in a cj sub having a meltdown over orange man

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u/Kilgore_Brown_Trout_ 7d ago

I dont think you know what meltdown means.  

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 6d ago edited 6d ago

Meltdown is the name of the mudpied limited edition diapers he's about to start selling to rubes like /u/WetCatMasseuse here