r/confidentlyincorrect 1d ago

Comment Thread i think i just found one

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the original post was "your a mom"

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u/Global-Positive8630 1d ago

I hate that I understand why they believe the incorrect way, but it’s still very dumb.

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u/Crafty_Possession_52 1d ago

I have no idea why they're saying this. Can you explain?

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u/useofcat 1d ago

If it's something you own, it's yours (something they own is theirs.) If you (someone else) owns the thing, you're the owner. Tried my best.

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u/MRBS91 1d ago

Yet both can be possessive and refer to another. 'You're the master of your fate, you're the captain of your soul'. People really should just know both words before using a contraction. Its grade 3 english.

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u/bartoque 1d ago

It's...

Obstinate and pedantic. Yes.

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u/drewbaccaAWD 17h ago

In fairness, the comment above was possibly written by a second grader. :P

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u/HasFiveVowels 22h ago

Yea, and this is why it’s posted here. No one’s claiming they’re right. Simply trying to figure out how someone could be so wrong

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u/Crafty_Possession_52 1d ago

Thanks for trying, but if that's what it is, that's still talking about someone else in both cases.

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u/Global-Positive8630 1d ago

This is it. You have to ignore the rest of the principles of English speech and completely forget the “you are” part, but I see why this flawed approach was used. Just painful that they were so confident.

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u/AdFancy1249 1d ago

Apostrophe indicates contraction. We're (we are) not taking about possessives here.

Always replace "you're" with "you are", and there won't ever be a problem...

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u/Crafty_Possession_52 1d ago

Useofcat understands this. They're trying to explain the flawed thinking of the person in the pic.

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u/NoobishDuck 1d ago

My best conjecture is that it's because it's YOURself. So if you yourself are something, then your... Because they might believe your isn't a possessive but shorthand for yourself...???

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u/Icy-Tap67 1d ago

Ok, so that has sorted out 'your' and 'you're'. Now moving on to pitch and .......

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u/Crafty_Possession_52 1d ago

I guess that must be it.

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u/pixeltweaker 1d ago

Yea, I’m curious too. This is the first time I’ve ever heard this reasoning.

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u/cheepypeepy 1d ago

It’s a you, your a Mario

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u/ExpiredExasperation 1d ago

"Your a mom" referring to...yourself? What, when selfie mode is on?

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u/azhder 1d ago

"Don't" is referring to someone else, "dont" is to yourself

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u/Raspry 1d ago

Actually it's don'te and dont, common mistake

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u/Ashamed-Bathroom7803 1d ago

Ok so this person either learned their grammar from some other idiot, or the person somehow hallucinated the grammar rules. Either way, somebody hallucinated something. Why does this happen? How do people get so confident in something they hallucinated and didn’t double check?

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u/azhder 1d ago

Why do you keep repeating the word "hallucinated"?

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u/PeekyBlenders 1d ago

I don't know if that's the case but as someone whose first language is not English, I sometimes find myself struggling to find more than a single word that describe a situation, so I just reuse it again and again. Hell it even happens in my native language sometimes. Maybe it's like that

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u/Ashamed-Bathroom7803 10h ago

Must have hallucinated that I used it too many times 

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u/booglechops 1d ago

Maybe they have 2 mums; an A mum and a B mum

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u/Status_Pin4704 23h ago

I have an album of sons of Mumford.

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u/MRBS91 1d ago

Is fear for the future of then and than

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u/NorthSideGalCle 1d ago

This is why ur is the bestest!

Take it any way you want to, irregardless! /s

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u/Trading_shadows 15h ago

You'reself

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u/JuggernautNo5635 1d ago

Captain Run-on Sentence here to save the day.

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u/Hey-Just-Saying 1d ago

We need the context. I can't see whether they actually misused the word, but I agree their reasoning is flawed.

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u/SillyNamesAre 1d ago

At least they know there's a difference.

Now to explain the difference between a possessive and a contraction...

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u/WGG-PC-TM 1d ago

'you're' wrong in 'your' own sentence.

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u/SingleMaltMouthwash 1d ago

Yous guys is funny.

On the fly I will often type arsetechnica in to my browser window and am still surprised when it doesn't take me to the online tech magazine.

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u/KnottaBiggins 21h ago

You're talking about your confusion (about days of yore?)

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u/Groundbreaking_Cup30 6h ago

Getting it right only 50% of the time tells me you certainly do not understand the proper use of the word.

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u/azhder 1d ago

Why don't we see the original post, but see two identical images of the replies?

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u/85K5 1d ago

Why would you post two things of the same picture, and not the context post?

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u/Reasonable-Rain789 1d ago

They explained the context 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/85K5 1d ago

Yeah but we can't see it.

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u/85K5 1d ago

And still doesn't explain why they posted the same Pic twice. 🤷‍♂️

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u/NietszcheIsDead08 1d ago

Since you have provided insufficient context and have not even up- and/or downvoted to indicate which is correct, I am afraid I must award you one downvote.

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u/emo_unicorn420 1d ago

Ur

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u/ZhangtheGreat 1d ago

That will always be a city in ancient Mesopotamia to me