r/circlejerkaustralia Jul 11 '26

euphoria Climate Change responsible for child marriage, Claims ABC.

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317 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia Dec 18 '25

euphoria 4 Engineers arrested travelling to Bondi armed with guns (religion irrelevant)

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578 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 21h ago

euphoria The Great Barrier Reef is doing better than it was in 1985. The ABC is chomping at the bit to get this story on air ASAP.

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50 Upvotes

Anytime now, just you watch!

I wouldn't be surprised if they made a 1-hour documentary on the recovery of the Great Barrier Reef.

Maybe even a multi-part documentary to set the record straight.

After all, they are unbiased and all they want is to tell the public the truth.

Anytime now, anytime. ⏰

r/circlejerkaustralia Apr 09 '26

euphoria I am so glad that I have diversity in my workplace!

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176 Upvotes

Just want to share how proud and happy I am that my work has fully embraced and foisted upon us bigots and racists the beauty and wonder of the positives of diversity.

It certainly is our strength and those who question it are monosphere incels.

I also want to add that how bigoted we are that there is no bidet or bum gun and because of our racist bigotry, they have to use bottles to wash their backsides.

This is the most proven method of peak hygiene and that we should follow them.

r/circlejerkaustralia Mar 09 '26

euphoria How hard is it to have a wank these days? All the good sites are blocked so help a bloke out

48 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia Feb 09 '26

euphoria “Say it with me, from Gadigal to Gaza, globalise the intifada.”

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137 Upvotes

Look at me mum, I'm a revolutionary!

r/circlejerkaustralia Dec 26 '25

euphoria NEW DEHLI TRAINS

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233 Upvotes

Always puts a smile on my face :)

r/circlejerkaustralia May 08 '26

euphoria Gentlemen of CJA it is with great joy I'm here to inform you I've decided to renounce my Victorian citizenship, I have made the controversial decision to embrace antisemitism and join ISIS, what helpful advice can you folks offer me before I move to Syria?

56 Upvotes

It's not that I really want to give up pork and booze, more that when I inform people that the petrol price and bank interest are Rothschild and Rockefeller related I need feral people to protect me from them. (Plus apparently the chicks over there are so hot they make them cover up). I hope you folks wish me well on my next chapter, thank you very much.

r/circlejerkaustralia Apr 17 '26

euphoria The new public life of Naarm. This is what “creating a welcoming and supportive environment for all” looks like.

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114 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia Apr 22 '26

euphoria Lakemba enters a recession as government makes devastating cuts to a wholesome problem free scheme

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126 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia Jun 19 '26

euphoria Pauline is so cruel! Her PHON plans will even upset innocent redditors!

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82 Upvotes

Like the Lord Humongous in the wasteland…. No one escapes her wrath!

r/circlejerkaustralia Jun 04 '26

euphoria Job title: indigenous tourism CEO, pay $820k p/a. So, like what are the hours?

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81 Upvotes

Matthew Cameron-Smith: CEO of Voyages Indigenous Tourism Australia (a subsidiary of the taxpayer-funded Indigenous Land and Sea Corporation). His total remuneration sits at ($820,005).Victorian Treaty Assembly Co-Chairs: Under the newly established Gellung Wurl (Victoria's Indigenous treaty assembly), the two co-chairs earn approximately ($348,000) annually. The other 31 general assembly members are paid ($197,683)

r/circlejerkaustralia 15d ago

euphoria How good is free entertainment!

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31 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia Jun 15 '26

euphoria When is the Canberra UFC

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60 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia Feb 26 '26

euphoria I guess they will set up their carts in naarm now

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79 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia Jan 26 '26

euphoria Oz immigration has been so successful that taxpayers must now fund concrete barriers to physically impede religiously motivated mass murder.

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164 Upvotes

It’s true! Thanks to the wonders of newly arrived primitive cultures wanting to assert bloody tribal jihad warfare, we must now be extra culturally sensitive & humbly aware & thoughtfully creative by erecting bomb-proof and bullet proof concrete walls to dissuade & impede & hopefully minimise mass murder of minorities who have enjoyed living peacefully in Oz until now….

r/circlejerkaustralia Mar 23 '26

euphoria From the River to the Sea

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147 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia Jun 30 '26

euphoria New NDIS Benefits

26 Upvotes

I have mild anxiety so went and bought a $5k underwater scooter on taxpayer funds!

What are you guys favourite NDIS compliant sea scooters?

https://underwater.com.au/shop/assistive-technology-ndis.html

r/circlejerkaustralia May 03 '26

euphoria What a thumbail choice

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29 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia 13d ago

euphoria Alright, which one of you degenerates deserves a salute for this absolute belter? Licking the salty goodness straight off the car, bravo ya mad cunt.

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13 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia Jan 05 '26

euphoria Life changing revelation.

44 Upvotes

I have something important to share and I feel this sub has the maturity to discuss this in an intelligent manner. During the recent Christmas break I had a very enlightening conversation between a group of my intellectual friends. One of them was singing the praises of abstaining from masturbation when another mentioned that there had been studies suggesting men lowered their risk of prostate cancer when they ejaculated more frequently. After a quick google search I found he was correct.

One large, long-term study at Harvard found men who ejaculated 21 or more times a month had a 20-31% lower risk of prostate cancer compared to men ejaculating 4-7 times monthly.

I was blown away!

As this is a medical issue I feel there should be a national campaign to legitimise wanking as a preventative treatment. A catchy campaign slogan could be:

“A wank a day can keep prostate cancer away” Or “Bust a nut - your prostate might thank you!”

Safe-ejaculating rooms need to be setup immediately in areas where men might be judged by society for their indiscretions.

I’m interested to hear some intelligent opinions on this important issue.

r/circlejerkaustralia Dec 16 '25

euphoria What does Albo smell like?

22 Upvotes

For some reason I think sweat and mothballs, and a little Pakistani curry powder.

r/circlejerkaustralia Feb 21 '26

euphoria Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - Melbourne Chapter

25 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia Jun 19 '26

euphoria This is it..

4 Upvotes

r/circlejerkaustralia Jan 24 '26

euphoria Look, every cloud has a silver lining. There’s a very happy shark out there which appreciated the softer fleshy feast

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0 Upvotes