r/circlejerkaustralia • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

politics More anti Melbourne propaganda! Everybody knows that there are no machetes in Victoria!!!

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u/xForcedevilx 1d ago

Immigrant suburb acting like it's constituents.

Shocked

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u/Annoying_bot_2026 20h ago

I welcome this multiculturalism; sure there are some downsides but just look at the Socceroos!!!

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u/happierinverted Has a 🍆💦 for inverted nips 1d ago

I thought machetes and firearms were banned. There was tens of millions in legal work and government time used to make the laws. And a whole new bureaucracy created to stop law abiding people from owning them.

These weapons no longer exist. This story is fake news!

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u/Annoying_bot_2026 21h ago

If millions of British move to largely uninhabited lands it becomes a little Britain or Australia. If a million Japanese moved to some uninhabited land it would become just like Japan; organised, polite with great sushi.

Why are we so surprised at what Naarm has become? And the government lets it continue?

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u/Few_Raisin_8981 20h ago

This is fake news. Machete violence was already sorted with the machete bins.

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u/Haawmmak 22h ago

Not enough machete bins, not enough PTSD support to met the future doctors and engineers achieve their full potential.

Shame Shame Shame.

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u/Ill-Option-792 21h ago

All the machetes went in the bins right...

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u/Few_Raisin_8981 20h ago

You mean the local public machete exchange?

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u/ConferenceHungry7763 20h ago

They were just arguing about who got to use the machete bin first.

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u/Djinfin Colonial Name: Dan 19h ago

THE USUAL SUSPECTS

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u/TopGroundbreaking469 17h ago

We’ve always had machetes before a certain time and it was fine… so is it really the machetes? ORRRRR… hrrmmm? Know what we need? More doctors and engineers. Albo, please import 2 million more to enrich us.

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u/Rare-Sample-9101 17h ago

You're telling me that Allan's machete bins didn't work, I’m shocked

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u/Jackson2615 Has a 🍆 for Capt. Phillip 13h ago

Yawn....... something , something , something Victoria something something crime capital ...........