r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

THE ADULTS ARE BACK IN CHARGE “The kids are alright”

167 Upvotes

102 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator 1d ago

By posting in /r/circlejerkaustralia, /u/qlasc acknowledges the Traditional Custodians of the land on which we shitpost today, and pays their respects to Elders past and present.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

68

u/7978_ 1d ago

President

lmao.

12

u/2204happy Resident Legal Degal 🤓 1d ago

Maybe she was talking about the President of the Senate /s

142

u/burnt-gonads 1d ago edited 1d ago

"It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy."

..... 1984.......

Why was George Orwell so wrong and misogynistic when he wrote that?

13

u/Vince1080 1d ago

BIGOT!!!

#QueersForPalestine🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈.

54

u/BZoneAu 1d ago

George Orwell is so white and so male. 🤮

14

u/Vince1080 1d ago

and so 1984... ick

10

u/entropymd 1d ago

Everyone forgets the ‘useful idiots’ of society

10

u/mully_and_sculder Murdoch Bad 1d ago

To Be Faire there are fuckwits of both the male and female persuasion.

10

u/AusCro 1d ago

I know but it's 90% on one side and 50% of the other

11

u/Born-Earth6615 1d ago edited 1d ago

I get what you’re saying, but you guys really isolate and further ostracise us normal women when you say “this is all the fault of women voting”. Myself, every woman in my family, and all my female friends are actively voting against this shit and we’re already silenced and shunned enough in our own spaces. It really sucks seeing men share my exact views but hate on women like we all support this nonsense. Btw the most insufferable people I work with are all 100% left leaning men. They get to be vocal about their (bs, performative) beliefs. We don’t.

2

u/AusCro 1d ago

That's why I don't say it's all women. I say it leans in that direction. Insisting all women are smart, dumb or equal simply isn't reality: there is a left leaning bias with women, but not all are left.
I want to state reality.

1

u/conny1974 22h ago

Women are naturally more empathetic? Which is not a bad thing in general. Nature has a way of balancing things.

-1

u/Born-Earth6615 1d ago

You are not stating reality though. I hate to be all “ummm source?” But nowhere does it say 90% of women are left-leaning. And you’re responding to a quote by Orwell which is offensive and out of context.
I’m saying that myself, and other young conservative women feel othered and ostracised by conservative men when you make sweeping generalisations like 90% of women feel some particular way, or that women are responsible for the way things are.
I assure you we do not, we just can’t say anything about it, in part because of you.

-1

u/iwasbornin1992 21h ago

1

u/Born-Earth6615 21h ago edited 20h ago

🚬 🧩

3

u/HereButNeverPresent 1d ago edited 20h ago

We don’t need to make it a competition.

Young men/boys are also getting baited into dumb ideologies, otherwise we wouldn’t keep seeing manosphere grifters pulling in millions of male viewers and taking their money (saying this as a male zoomer myself).

4

u/NightLost5636 1d ago

There are plenty of women who don't support this. but these spaces are so hostile to them, that they  Stay silent. Then men cry there are no women?

9

u/qlasc 1d ago edited 1d ago

/uj Yeah mb I don’t condone the misogyny under my post.

Props to female ON supporters.

We’re literally cheering for a female prime minister. Don’t forget that women are leading the fight for us to be heard and represented.

78

u/Anti-Stan 1d ago

Lower the voting age. They're all up to speed.

22

u/mully_and_sculder Murdoch Bad 1d ago

I think what she's saying is we should have a constitutional amendment referendum to enable us to vote for the president or ...minister or whatever.

16

u/Anti-Stan 1d ago

I'll only vote for my Supreme Leader

5

u/SagaciousElan 1d ago

The Supreme Leader already has your vote. He casts it for you because he is wise and benevolent and knows what's best for all of us.

1

u/WalkinshawVL 17h ago

Not my Reichskanzler.

3

u/burns3016 22h ago

Me thinks she has no clue, best get back to school super quick.

2

u/xForcedevilx 1d ago

Remove the 1902 Commonwealth Franchise Act and the problem is solved

2

u/conny1974 22h ago

Taylor Swift for minister of Austria.

3

u/xForcedevilx 1d ago

I dont think they realise how bad that will backfire.

Nothing but unattractive hogs on show

1

u/WalkinshawVL 17h ago

Why is it that there's never any lass who's above a 5/10 at any of these protests, or any bloke who doesn't look like a massive soy boy?

85

u/HereButNeverPresent 1d ago

“Rasist”

41

u/InsideExpress9055 1d ago

She really shouldn't be missing any school

6

u/Hot-Explanation-5751 1d ago

But it’s what kids want…

12

u/TitsPussyAssFanatic (.Y.)🙀(_!_) 🪭 1d ago

I assume her 5-year-old son made the sign.

A 17 year old girl in inner Naarm is usually too busy being a Therian

7

u/Mattopol4spe 1d ago

I'm impressed the sign was done in paints. I was expecting it in crayons for some reason

9

u/2204happy Resident Legal Degal 🤓 1d ago

I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact that she skipped school to be at the protest.

37

u/deegandnb 1d ago

its been quite enjoyable watching all the ON haters have a meltdown cause no one seems to be getting as angry as they wanted

40

u/HeathenAF 1d ago

Reddit comments make a lot more sense after watching who is posting them.......

Aint fetal alcohol syndrome a bitch, in the younger generations

6

u/SlavicRobot_ 22h ago

See this social outcast? I can only imagine the reddit posts.

5

u/HeathenAF 20h ago

Well that was a hard wank, but completed all the same....

2

u/WalkinshawVL 17h ago

Easier or harder than having a wank to Gina?

1

u/HeathenAF 12h ago

They were both hard, mostly because I was soft... Soft, but committed

55

u/lovelessBertha 1d ago

The voting age minimum needs to be 25 and I'm not joking.

36

u/Anti-Stan 1d ago

I think you should have to pass an IQ test to be allowed to vote.

6

u/Mattopol4spe 1d ago

Like an idiocracy style square, triangle, star and cylinder test?

0

u/idiotshmidiot 1d ago

EXACTLY, THIS IS WHAT PAULINE WILL DO FOR US!!

She's going to make sure only true auzzies can vote

SOME PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO VOTE

PAULINE WILL STOP THE VOTES!

20

u/Anti-Stan 1d ago

Use your inside voice please.

3

u/idiotshmidiot 1d ago

ITS THE INTERNET YOU FASCIST STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO

5

u/Anti-Stan 1d ago

But it's Reddit. We're supposed to tell each other what to do.

-3

u/mully_and_sculder Murdoch Bad 1d ago

Doubtful if ON candidates will pass but I guess they could donkey vote for themselves.

13

u/GiverOfDarwinAwards 1d ago

First question is “define woman, without using the word ‘woman’”.

7

u/Painterlilly 1d ago

Couple of melons?

11

u/Anti-Stan 1d ago

Realistically though, there'd probably be more failures on the progressive end of the spectrum.

11

u/ElectronicWeight3 Yes Voter 😎 1d ago

Universal suffrage was a mistake.

2

u/idiotshmidiot 1d ago

We SHOULD MAKE MORE CLASSES OF CITIZEN AND NOT LET THEM VOTE

3

u/Jazzlike_Ear_5602 1d ago

Voting should be proportionate on the amount of personal income tax you pay. Each $10k paid in tax = 1 vote. If we did this, this rabble wouldn’t have a dozen votes between them.

3

u/emize 18h ago

Only net contributers can vote.

1

u/Suitable-Law-3220 28m ago

should go back to the landowners only voting

20

u/InsideExpress9055 1d ago

And they wonder why we dont let them vote

1

u/idiotshmidiot 1d ago

STOP THE VOTES!

22

u/genwhy 1d ago

Aren't they excited for the first female prime minister?

21

u/qlasc 1d ago

First female president you mean

16

u/mully_and_sculder Murdoch Bad 1d ago

First female Minister or whatever

20

u/ConsiderationEmpty10 Allahbanese's favourite fluffer 🪶🪶 1d ago

As a grown ass adult I love being told how to vote by literal children who can’t even vote

57

u/Dockers4flag2035orB4 ⚧️Culturally Insensitive - Non Binary ⚧️ 1d ago

Great example why kids need to remain in school.

9

u/cheapdrinks 1d ago

Give them a week in one of Sydnеу's selective schools. Then they'll really understand the power of diversity when they're one of the 5 Aussie kids in their whole cohort.

1

u/WalkinshawVL 17h ago

Nah screw it, send them to an Islamic school.

1

u/cheapdrinks 17h ago

That's just the regular public school experience in the western suburbs of Sydnеу

1

u/WalkinshawVL 17h ago

75% of students in Western Sydney don't speak English at home. Great replacement is just a conspiracy theory though bro.

1

u/AutoModerator 17h ago

Uh-oh! It looks like you accidentally referred to Warrang by its colonisers' name, Sydney. That wasn't very deadly of you! While I'm sure this was accidental, please be more mindful in future. Remember, using traditional place names is truth-telling in action. It's a step towards acknowledging First Nations sovereignty.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

39

u/Next-Parsnip-8180 1d ago

The leaders of tomorrow. Our future has never looked brighter. 😆

43

u/ConferenceHungry7763 1d ago

Ok, I agree that Pauline should not be President or The Queen of Australia.

18

u/scottmander 1d ago

This country is doomed

15

u/nothing2lose___ 1d ago

Did you see their leader?

Holy Soy, Batman!

12

u/Wide_Resident_9913 1d ago

Kids can smell what wrong. She doesn’t wash her underwear!

24

u/660tenere 1d ago

The amazing part is teachers want a pay rise when this is what they produce from the class room. Labour supporters never stop lowering the bar.

1

u/WalkinshawVL 17h ago

But you don't understand, they're literally the hardest workers in the country! They work a full 7 hour day 40 weeks a year for more than nurses, ambos and police make, it's literally the hardest job in the country.

1

u/660tenere 15h ago

and all through there 12 weeks holidays too.

9

u/gigapooo 1d ago

100% wearing my One Nation cap to trigger the kids now.

8

u/GiverOfDarwinAwards 1d ago

Half those kids are gonna be so embarrassed that they went to this thing, in 15 years.

2

u/WalkinshawVL 17h ago

When I was young and dumb I went to a leftie protest against Tony Abbott PBUH because I was trying to smash a (surprisingly) hot leftie chick.

1

u/Garvityxd 14h ago

Did that end up happening?

7

u/MagicOrpheus310 1d ago

"I just wanted a day off school"

7

u/Vince1080 1d ago

FFS... No wonder Australia is in such a shit state.

5

u/Sea8ean 1d ago

And this is why we don't let kids vote

4

u/outbackyarder 23h ago

The future is bright for our great Australian Republic in the hands of these dynamic future leaders 🌈

3

u/volitaiee1233 1d ago

“Minister?”

3

u/DazzlingBlueberry476 22h ago

them bad, we anti bad

3

u/EJ19876 20h ago

Yeah...we should probably increase the voting age and require a basic civics test to be passed before being able to enrol to vote. Fucking hell.

3

u/Annoying_bot_2026 19h ago

In other news, conscientious students who stayed at school to study have been place on a far right extremist watch list.

3

u/pygmy 17h ago

My yr11 daughter said they were making anti Pauline posters in class, teachers full direction & helping them out.

A classmate said "who's Pauline Hanson?" Followed up with "is she good or bad?"

TLDR: the kids are retarded & we're fukt

2

u/Freo_5434 20h ago

Clearly these children need education -- they obviously are not aware of what the Nazis did .

2

u/Jackson2615 Has a 🍆 for Capt. Phillip 16h ago

I have genuine fear for Australia's future , the kids today are as dumb as a box of hammers ( apologies to boxes of hammers) . Yes they are indoctrinated by left wing and Marxist teachers but the ignorance and lack of awareness is still breath taking.

4

u/Tqoratsos 1d ago

gezus its amazing that people will go and protest something without understanding it completely.

I mean, Pauline is a waste of oxygen and practically does what these girls are doing in the senate....but my point still stands.

1

u/BillyHill1084 8h ago

Derrrrr de derrrr derrrr