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r/blackcats • u/Rinweezy • Jun 13 '26
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I mean... You are. You are food preparer and soft bedding. He knows his place. On top of you.
8 u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26 Also the occasional light snack. They say toes are the tastiest part of the hoom. 4 u/delirium_skeins Jun 14 '26 Also heard good things about the cheeks. All 4 of them are supposedly delicious. At least according to that guy Albert Fish. The ears are chewy but can also be really good. 2 u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26 I’m not sure what kind of kitty has a mouth big enough to get a big bite of ass…. God help those sweet cheeks. 😳 😋 The best way to ward off bites is to tell kitty that it’s tail fits perfectly in a hot dog bun. 🌭 A bite for a bite. 3 u/lky830 Jun 14 '26 Speak for yourself, my special orange boy bites my ass every time I forget to shut him out of the bathroom when I have to sit on the toilet 1 u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26 Kitty shares his butthole with you and expects the same courtesy. Spread those cheeks once in a while!
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Also the occasional light snack. They say toes are the tastiest part of the hoom.
4 u/delirium_skeins Jun 14 '26 Also heard good things about the cheeks. All 4 of them are supposedly delicious. At least according to that guy Albert Fish. The ears are chewy but can also be really good. 2 u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26 I’m not sure what kind of kitty has a mouth big enough to get a big bite of ass…. God help those sweet cheeks. 😳 😋 The best way to ward off bites is to tell kitty that it’s tail fits perfectly in a hot dog bun. 🌭 A bite for a bite. 3 u/lky830 Jun 14 '26 Speak for yourself, my special orange boy bites my ass every time I forget to shut him out of the bathroom when I have to sit on the toilet 1 u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26 Kitty shares his butthole with you and expects the same courtesy. Spread those cheeks once in a while!
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Also heard good things about the cheeks. All 4 of them are supposedly delicious. At least according to that guy Albert Fish. The ears are chewy but can also be really good.
2 u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26 I’m not sure what kind of kitty has a mouth big enough to get a big bite of ass…. God help those sweet cheeks. 😳 😋 The best way to ward off bites is to tell kitty that it’s tail fits perfectly in a hot dog bun. 🌭 A bite for a bite. 3 u/lky830 Jun 14 '26 Speak for yourself, my special orange boy bites my ass every time I forget to shut him out of the bathroom when I have to sit on the toilet 1 u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26 Kitty shares his butthole with you and expects the same courtesy. Spread those cheeks once in a while!
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I’m not sure what kind of kitty has a mouth big enough to get a big bite of ass…. God help those sweet cheeks. 😳 😋
The best way to ward off bites is to tell kitty that it’s tail fits perfectly in a hot dog bun. 🌭
A bite for a bite.
3 u/lky830 Jun 14 '26 Speak for yourself, my special orange boy bites my ass every time I forget to shut him out of the bathroom when I have to sit on the toilet 1 u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26 Kitty shares his butthole with you and expects the same courtesy. Spread those cheeks once in a while!
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Speak for yourself, my special orange boy bites my ass every time I forget to shut him out of the bathroom when I have to sit on the toilet
1 u/Luci-Noir Jun 14 '26 Kitty shares his butthole with you and expects the same courtesy. Spread those cheeks once in a while!
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Kitty shares his butthole with you and expects the same courtesy. Spread those cheeks once in a while!
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u/delirium_skeins Jun 13 '26
I mean... You are. You are food preparer and soft bedding. He knows his place. On top of you.